All hens, no roos, again. That title alone is enough to make any chicken keeper laugh, then maybe sigh, then laugh again because what else can you do? Our friend /u/howsyourwhole went into this spring with high hopes. They ordered a Sicilian Buttercup, a Cream Legbar, and a Partridge Rock, dreaming of a little crow in the morning, a bit of swagger in the coop. Instead, they got four more hens. The flock is now fourteen strong and fourteen female. That's not a flock. That's a hen party that never ends.
Now, let's look at those photos. The Sicilian Buttercup has that distinctive comb, sure, but it's not screaming "rooster" yet. The Cream Legbar's crest is tidy, and the Partridge Rock is just… mellow. If you've played this game before, you know the signs: the leg thickness, the tail feather shape, the attitude. Based on the images, we'd lean toward all hens again. Which means /u/howsyourwhole has officially achieved the most cluck-tastic problem in the chicken world: too many hens and zero roosters. It's like owning a bakery with no bread knife. Everything works, but you can't make the magic happen.
Here's the practical part. A flock of ten mature hens is already a happy, productive group. Adding four more hens meant introducing new birds, which takes patience. No roo means no fertilized eggs, no boss-of-the-coop drama, and no early-morning wake-up calls. Some people call that a blessing. But if you wanted a rooster, and /u/howsyourwhole clearly did, you're left with half a dream. The real question is: do you buy a proven rooster, accept your all-hen fate, or try again next year and hope the chicken gods smile differently? Our honest take: do not buy a rooster from a feed store. The odds of getting a dud are too high. Find a local breeder you trust, or a friend who needs to rehome a young, calm roo. That way you know what you're getting, and you avoid another season of guessing games.
What we'd tell a reader who asked us about this situation: stop hoping the universe will hand you a surprise rooster. The universe is busy; it's giving you reliable layers instead. If you want a rooster, go get one. But also, look at your setup. Can your coop handle a rooster's energy? Can your neighbors handle his voice? If yes, then treat yourself to a proper, vetted roo and close this chapter. If no, then celebrate your predictable flock. They'll give you eggs, character, and zero crowing at 5:00 AM. That's not a bad trade. It's just the one you didn't expect.
