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My feathered friends are staging a coop sit-in and I'm ladder-challenged

Oh, the classic chicken standoff, your feathered friends are staging a coop sit-in, and you're left ladder-challenged and worried.

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My feathered friends are staging a coop sit-in and I'm ladder-challenged
Is my ladder bad

There is absolutely nothing wrong with your ladder, and you should stop worrying right this cluck-tastic second, your hens are just being dramatic. This is a classic case of fowl play, and we've seen it a hundred times: you build them a palace, they refuse to use the front door. The real question isn't whether the ladder is too steep; it's whether you've accidentally created a luxury penthouse that your girls have zero interest in leaving. As we explored in a recent piece about Dry membrane, damp panic: when to help a stalled hatch, sometimes our feathered friends just need a little patience and a lot of observation before we panic. And speaking of panic, remember the molting mayhem we covered in My Chicken's Losing Feathers: Molting Mayhem or Fowl Play? That was another case where the birds looked like a disaster but were actually fine. This is the same deal.

Here's the practical truth: if three of them came down on their own and all five eventually made it to food and water, your ladder works. Chickens are not always graceful, they hop, they flap, they sometimes just tumble down like a bag of feathers, and they never, ever want an audience for it. You missed them using the ladder because they probably used it in the dark or when you blinked. The fact that you added extra rungs shows you're a dedicated chicken parent, but you might have over-engineered a problem that didn't exist. Your ladies are comfortable up there, and that's actually a good sign, it means the roost feels safe. The real issue is that you're a self-described worrier, and chickens are masters at making us worry. They will sit on that roost and stare at you with pure judgment until you second-guess every decision you've ever made.

Your specific takeaway here is simple: stop watching them. Give them a full day with no interference. Fill the food and water, walk away, and check back at dusk. If they're all plump and happy, the ladder is fine. If you find one still sulking on the roost, you can hand-place her on the ladder rungs tomorrow morning to demonstrate the path. But here's the open question that keeps us all up at night: are we building ladders for chickens, or are we building ladders for our own anxiety? Because the moment you stop hovering, they usually figure it out. Keep an eye on whether any hen starts losing weight or looking dehydrated, that would be your real red flag. Until then, trust that your girls are smarter than they let on, and maybe a little more stubborn than you'd like.

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I moved my girls to their new coop and they don't want to leave the roost. Their food and water is down below so I need them to come down. 3 of them came down somehow...I didn't see them use the ladder. I got all 5 down yesterday and they ate and drank and got back up...again I did not see if they used the ladder but that'd be my guess. Should I worry? Is my ladder too long or steep? I added extra rungs yesterday. Please help. I'm a worrier and want to do what's best for the ladies.…

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