chickens
My lap chicken ate all my tomatoes and I'm not even mad
Oh, the audacity, and the appetite! A lap chicken that's also a tomato thief? That's not fowl play, that's a love story. This eight-month-old feathery giant has clearly decided that ripe tomatoes are the ultimate snack, and honestly, who can blame him? The real question here isn't about missing produce; it's about how much bigger this cluck-tastic beast will get. At eight months, he's already claiming laps and stealing snacks, which means he's either part dinosaur or just really good at being adorable. We're not mad either. For anyone wondering if their own feathered friend might pull a similar heist, check out "Is 11 teenage chickens in a coop all day fowl play or just cluck-tastic" for more coop capers.
