animal control
Alektorophobia keeps animal control in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Cluck-tastic news: that runaway hen found a safer coop far from the dogs.”, “Flocks vs Hawks: How to Free Range Without the Fowl Play”, and “This feathered fence-crasher needs help, not just a chicken dinner”. Well, that's one way to solve a fowl problem. Ah, the eternal chicken mom dilemma: happy hens versus hawk hors d'oeuvres. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every animal control story on Alektorophobia, newest first.
Cluck-tastic news: that runaway hen found a safer coop far from the dogs.
Well, that's one way to solve a fowl problem. I'm glad someone scooped up the neighbor's chicken before it became an unwilling contestant in a game of chase with the local dogs. The neighbor's reasoning makes sense, too many pups with speedy paws can turn a casual backyard visit into a high-stakes sprint. I'll admit, I respect the decision to find a safer farm rather than risk a feathered fiasco. It's a practical ending, even if it lacks the chaos of, say, a cluck-tastic caper. For more lighthearted poultry adventures, you might enjoy "Chickens Got Her Good! A Backyard Poultry Adventure." It's a different kind of feathery tale, but it fits the coop.
Flocks vs Hawks: How to Free Range Without the Fowl Play
Ah, the eternal chicken mom dilemma: happy hens versus hawk hors d'oeuvres. You've got eleven girls who clearly think the grass is greener outside the run, and honestly, who can blame them? But with turkey vultures circling and coyotes lurking, letting them free range full-time feels less like a farm dream and more like a feathery horror movie. A rooster is a classic bodyguard option, sure, but he's not a magic bullet. He'll sound the alarm for hawks, but raccoons and coyotes? They might just laugh at his tiny feathery tuxedo. Before you go full Jurassic Park, remember that predator-proofing is a game of inches. It's a cluck-ton of trial and error, but your girls' joy is worth the fowl play.
This feathered fence-crasher needs help, not just a chicken dinner
Well, a mystery guest has taken up residence on your fence, and honestly, that's a cluck-tastic plot twist for your Tuesday. This guy sounds like he's got a bit of a rough story, what with the one eye and those little wing wounds. It's totally fair to be a bit wary, no one wants their kids to get sick from a surprise visitor. The good news is, if he's friendly and just hanging out, he's likely more scared than scary. You're not wrong to be cautious, but a rooster in this condition isn't exactly a predator. He's probably just looking for a safe spot to rest. If you're worried about germs, practicing basic hand-washing after any close encounters is a solid start.