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3 stories filed under cbeagle on Alektorophobia. The newest of them: “Our girl purred through a poop-wipe: anyone else's hen do that”, “Mr Bogie McGee and I are calling it a cluck-tastic night”, and “Two Surprise Sons Hatch a Plot My Husband Never Saw Coming”. There's nothing quite like the sound of a happy hen, but when that purr comes mid-poop-wipe, you have to pause and ask: is this normal? There's something oddly peaceful about winding down with a chicken who looks at you like you're the one who's lost your marbles. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every cbeagle story on Alektorophobia, newest first.
Our girl purred through a poop-wipe: anyone else's hen do that
There's nothing quite like the sound of a happy hen, but when that purr comes mid-poop-wipe, you have to pause and ask: is this normal? One hen owner found themselves in the gloriously weird position of giving their girl a backside cleanup, only to be rewarded with what sounds like pure contentment. Honestly, that's the kind of trust we should all aspire to. Hens are quirky little creatures, and their communication is half the fun, even when it involves, well, poop. If your feathered friend purrs during a spa session, you're not alone. For more cluck-tastic bonding tales, check out "Double Hen Duty" for another dose of hen-ergy.
Mr Bogie McGee and I are calling it a cluck-tastic night
There's something oddly peaceful about winding down with a chicken who looks at you like you're the one who's lost your marbles. Mr. Bogie McGee and I are calling it a cluck-tastic night, because after a day of fowl antics, a little quiet time feels egg-stra special. He's got that look that says "I tolerate you, human," and honestly? I respect the honesty. It's not all chaos and feather-flying panic around here. Sometimes it's just a guy and his rooster, ready for sleep. If you need more chicken content to help you unwind, check out our piece on Peckington Square's 24/7 livestream, it's perfect for late-night fowl-watching without the pecking.
Two Surprise Sons Hatch a Plot My Husband Never Saw Coming
Well, talk about a plot twist that would ruffle anyone's feathers. These two gorgeous boys were never supposed to hatch, but a well-meaning husband and a broody silkie had other plans while our friend was away for ten days. Now, these stunning Tolbunt Polish mixes have turned into absolute terrors, relentlessly chasing the very hen who raised them. It's a classic case of fowl play, and honestly, my heart aches for that poor traumatized silkie. Her usual man, the black silkie who also happens to be their dad, just stands by like a proud papa while these two cause chaos. It's a messy family drama, and while they are undeniably pretty, something has to give.