chicken naming

This Clucky Drama Queen Needs a Therapist: and a Cuddle Buddy

Oh, this clucky drama queen needs a therapist, and a cuddle buddy, stat. We have a "suicidal chicken" who grew up with a turkey named George, got moved to another pen for her own safety, and still acts like it's the end of the world. She gets herself stuck in the most ridiculous places multiple times a day, and now she's gone and injured a wing, earning a fancy crate vacation inside the house. We can't keep calling her "Suicidal Chicken" (rude, and she might hear us), so we need a name that's clever enough for her antics but subtle enough she won't catch on. For more on feathery meltdowns, check out "When Your Hen's Egg Is Stuck and She's Giving You the Cold Cluck.