chickens
chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2945 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Imagine you're just minding your own business, and your mom just -bloop- plucks you up from playtime without a single warning. Rood 😶
Imagine you’re lost in a world of play, and suddenly—bloop!—your mom swoops in like a ninja, whisking you away from your epic adventures without a moment’s notice. Rood, right? 😶 It’s a surprise that leaves you feeling a mix of confusion and bemusement, much like the first time you try to catch a chicken! Join us in sharing those moments that leave us both bewildered and giggling—because who doesn’t love a good dose of unexpected hilarity? Let’s cluck about it!
Could these eggs actually be from this hen?
Could these eggs actually be from this hen? Meet Pixie, my adorable bantam hen, who’s been a bit of a mystery lately! I’ve stumbled upon some small eggs in the coop, but they seem a tad too large for her petite frame. Is she pulling a fast one on me? Join me as we unravel this cluck-tastic conundrum! Plus, I’ve got a flock of feathered friends including Brahma, Barred Rock, New Hampshire x2, and an Easter Egger pullet. Let’s figure this out together!
My girls think they are better than everyone
Welcome to the feathered kingdom where my girls strut with all the confidence of royalty! 🐔✨ They truly believe they’re the queens of the coop—after all, who wouldn't feel like a diva when surrounded by mere peasants? Join me as we dive into their cluck-tastic world, where every peck and strut is a reminder of their gloriousness. Get ready for some fowl play and a few laughs as we explore the whims and wonders of these feathered friends who think they’re better than everyone else!
First Egg of the Season
Cluck-tastic news from the coop! My fabulous flock of Americanas, usually on a laying hiatus from March to September, has surprised me with an early start to egg-laying this year! I initially thought the first egg was just a fluke, but here we are—a week later, and the girls are still at it! And if you’re wondering about that green tint in the photo, blame it on the charming green roof of their coop. Who knew our feathered friends could be so egg-citing? 🥚💚
Some of my babies✨❤️
Meet some of my cluck-tastic babies! ✨❤️ These feathered friends bring a delightful mix of chaos and charm to my life. Whether they’re strutting their stuff or plotting a great escape, they never fail to amuse and surprise. Join me in celebrating the quirks and antics of my little flock! Share your own chicken tales or just marvel at their adorable madness—because who doesn’t love a good dose of chicken shenanigans? Let’s dive into this egg-citing world together! 🐔💖
How old do yall think they are?
Hey there, newbie chicken wrangler! 🎉 Welcome to the cluck-tastic world of feathered friends! We’re excited to help you figure out just how old your beauties are and whether they’re hens or roos. It sounds like they’re still getting cozy in the coop—no worries, that’s all part of the adventure! Let’s dive into your questions and get these little ones settled in for some egg-citing times ahead! 🐔💖
She's so pretty
Oh, isn’t she just cluck-tastic? Every time she looks up with those bright eyes, it’s like she’s ready to conquer the world—one peck at a time! There’s something so charming about her, a perfect blend of beauty and feistiness. It’s hard not to fall head over heels for our feathered friends, especially when they flaunt their unique personalities. So, let’s take a moment to appreciate the quirks and grace of our lovely lady—she’s truly a sight to behold! 🐔✨
Our morning routine☀️❄️
Rise and shine, feathered friends! ☀️❄️ Ever wondered what a cluck-tastic morning routine looks like? Join us as we dive into the delightful chaos of getting ready for the day, from the early chirps of our chickens to the inevitable fowl play that unfolds. Whether you’re a seasoned poultry parent or just chicken-curious, this peek into our morning madness promises giggles, relatable moments, and maybe even a few egg-citing surprises! Let’s cluck about it! 🐔✨ [link] [comments]
chickens did some cleaning
Cluck-tastic news from the coop! It turns out my feathered friends decided to take matters into their own wings during a recent cleaning spree. After spotting some pesky rats causing chaos and damage at night, I rolled up my sleeves to rebuild and reorganize the coops. As I shuffled things around, the chickens went absolutely bonkers—chasing those rodents right out! Who knew my fowl companions had such fierce instincts? Let’s just say those little invaders didn’t stand a chance!
Caught the perfect photo Buffy decided to fluff herself after getting some snacks 😋
Get ready to feather your day with a cluck-tastic moment! 🐔 Our fabulous friend Buffy has decided to fluff herself up after a snack spree, and let me tell you, she’s looking ready to rumble! 😋 This delightful snapshot, submitted by the ever-creative /u/AshleyEilers, captures the whimsical charm of our feathered friends in all their glory. Dive into the comments and join the fun—let’s celebrate those quirky chicken vibes together!
Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream 24/7 Cam
Welcome to Peckington Square Chicken City—your behind-the-scenes pass to the cluck-tastic lives of our feathered friends! Tune in to our 24/7 livestream cam, where the hilarity of chicken antics meets the heartwarming moments of farm life. From egg-citing adventures to cozy clucks, you’ll witness the delightful chaos that unfolds daily. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just peeking in from the sidelines, join our quirky community and let the fowl play begin! Grab your popcorn—this is one show you won’t want to miss!
Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream 24/7 Cam
Welcome to Peckington Square Chicken City, where the cluck-tastic antics of our feathered friends unfold live, 24/7! Tune in for a front-row seat to the delightful chaos of chicken life—egg-citing moments, playful pecking, and maybe a bit of fowl play! Whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just here for a chuckle, our livestream promises to entertain and connect you with the quirky charm of our beloved birds. So, grab your snacks and settle in for the ultimate chicken watch party! 🐔✨
BEST No Knead Crusty Artisan Bread (in a Dutch oven)
Get ready to elevate your dinner game with the BEST No Knead Crusty Artisan Bread! This delightful loaf is not just easy to make; it’s a cluck-tastic blend of simplicity and flavor. With only three ingredients and a single rise, you’ll whip up a golden, crusty masterpiece that’s sure to impress your feathered friends—or at least your dinner guests! So grab your Dutch oven and let’s bake some magic that’ll make everyone’s taste buds dance! 🥖✨
What Chicken is this? Supposed to have been a Cream Legbar. Help please!
Is your feathered friend not quite living up to their Cream Legbar reputation? Fear not, fellow chicken enthusiast! Whether you’re scratching your head or chickening out in confusion, let’s dive into the cluck-tastic world of chicken identification together. Join us as we unravel the mystery of your pint-sized poultry pal—sharing laughs, insights, and maybe a few fowl puns along the way! 🐔✨ Let’s get to the bottom of this chicken caper!
Chickens aren't laying
Uh-oh! It sounds like your feathered friends are going through a bit of a cluck-tastrophe! Molting can really put a damper on egg production, but if your chickens have been on strike since November, it might be time to investigate further. Let’s put our heads together and explore some egg-citing tips to coax those hens back into the laying game. After all, we can't let them chickening out on us for too long! 🐔✨
Broiler bigwig
Meet the Broiler Bigwig, submitted by the ever-creative u/Expensive-Metal-6618! This cluck-tastic piece dives into the world of broiler chickens with a delightful mix of humor and insight. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken wrangler or just dipping your toes (or should we say, feathers?) into poultry adventures, you’ll find a delightful blend of knowledge and whimsy here. Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even conquer your fears—because who knew chickens could be this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the feathered fun!
My chickens are still moulting since November!!
Hey chicken enthusiasts! 🐔 So, my feathered friends have been in a serious feather-free fashion since November! Despite my best efforts—extra protein, fresh water, and a comfy coop—they’re still looking a bit like plucked turkeys. I’ve checked for pesky mites and lice, but no luck there! If anyone has cluck-tastic tips for speeding up this molting madness, I’m all ears (and maybe a few squashed eggs)! Let’s crack this mystery together! 🥚✨
Need Help Dogs Killed My Chicken
Oh no, it sounds like you've found yourself in a real cluck-tastrophe! 🐔💔 Balancing the needs of your feathered friends and those newfound furry family members can be quite the challenge. But fear not! You’ve already laid a solid foundation with cameras and reinforced barriers. Let’s brainstorm some egg-citing ways to beef up your chicken coop defenses and ease those worries. After all, we want your chickens to strut their stuff safely, free from any fowl play! 🐾✨
Chicken fleas
Uh-oh! Is your flock feeling a bit... itchy? Chicken fleas might be the culprits, causing your feathered friends to scratch and squawk in discomfort. But don’t worry—treating these pesky pests doesn’t have to be a clucking nightmare! In this egg-citing guide, we’ll dive into the whimsical world of chicken flea remedies that are both effective and safe. Get ready to banish those fleas and keep your chickens comfy, happy, and feather-tastic! Let’s jump right in! 🐔✨
So this happened.
So this happened! 🐔🥚 My feathered friends have taken their egg-laying game to a whole new level—literally! We’ve got two very different ends of the egg size spectrum happening in my coop, and I just had to share this cluck-tastic moment with you all. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken wrangler or just here for the laughs, you won’t want to miss this egg-citing development! Buckle up for some fowl play and join the fun! Enjoy!
9mo Barred Rocks not laying
Hey, chicken enthusiasts! 🐔 Has anyone else experienced a Barred Rock who’s taking their sweet time to start laying? Our two other feathered friends, a Buff Orpington and a Blue Andalusian, started laying around 3-4 months ago, but our Barred Rock seems to be in a cluck-tastic daydream! Any advice or shared experiences would be egg-citing to hear. Let’s chat about those quirky timelines and what might be happening in the coop! 🥚✨
I think we pulled out the soft egg?
Oh, cluck-tastic! It sounds like quite the feathered adventure with your soft egg situation! After a warm bath, a side of scrambled eggs, a sprinkle of electrolytes, some soothing piano music, and a drizzle of olive oil, we’re all hoping for a happy ending. Let’s cross our fingers (and maybe our wings) that it’s just a temporary hiccup and not an internal issue. Join the conversation and share your thoughts—because when it comes to our feathered friends, we’re all in this together! 🐔✨
Is something wrong?
Uh-oh, it sounds like your feathered friend might be experiencing a case of pasty butt! Don’t worry—you're not alone in this clucky conundrum! Many new chicken keepers have faced the same quirky challenge. Let’s dive into what you can do to help your little buddy and get that chicken bottom back to its egg-citing self. Together, we’ll navigate this fowl play and turn those worries into a cluck-tastic learning experience! 🐔✨
2 week update from last post
Hey there, feathered friends enthusiasts! 🐔✨ It’s been two weeks since our last cluck-tastic chat, and I’ve been buzzing with surprises—like the chorus of feedback about buying a single chick as a pet! Totally understandable, though! Meet Curie and Pablo, my playful pals who bring joy even when I’m at work. Thankfully, my dad and the rest of the family are on chick duty during the day!