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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2941 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Guess I'm the new momma now
Guess what? It looks like we’ve got a new momma in the coop! Submitted by /u/The_Lake_Now_Feels, this post is all about the delightful chaos of stepping into the role of a chicken caretaker. Whether you’re a seasoned feathered friend aficionado or just starting your journey, there’s always something egg-citing about welcoming new chicks to the family! If you’re curious about identifying breeds or how to care for your growing flock, don’t miss our article "Help me identify my chicken," where a community member shares their experience with a young blue-breasted brown leghorn. Join the conversation and let’s share some cluck-tastic tips and tales about our beloved chickens!
Lav Orpington help
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiast! It sounds like you’ve got quite the feathered family, and your Lavender Orpington is definitely the tiny standout of the bunch! While it’s adorable to have a little sweetheart like her, it’s understandable to be concerned when she seems to be sitting a lot. Chickens can be quirky creatures, and sometimes size can play a role in their behavior. As long as she’s eating and drinking well, that’s a great sign! However, if you're worried, it might be worth checking out our article, “Why is one of my baby chickens not growing?” for some insights. Remember, every chicken has its own personality, so let’s keep an eye on her and celebrate her unique charm!
Do my fellow chicken owners relate or have anything to add? 🤢 #KrissysChickens #PetChickens
Hey, fellow chicken owners! Do you ever find yourself in a clucking conundrum or just laughing at the antics of your feathered friends? 🤢 Whether you're dealing with the chaos of naming your new nine chicks or pondering the mysterious behaviors that come with chicken ownership, we want to hear from you! It’s all about sharing experiences and support in our quirky chicken community. If you’re navigating the ups and downs of chicken life, you’re not alone! In fact, check out the heartfelt story about “Drumstick gets stronger every day 💕” to find some inspiration and camaraderie. Let’s chat! What’s your take on the wild world of pet chickens? #KrissysChickens #PetChickens
My almost 4 month old buff Orpington rooster (my first rooster ever) crowing for the first time 🥹❤️ I could cry
Prepare for an egg-citing moment that will tug at your heartstrings! 🥹❤️ Meet the adorable buff Orpington rooster, crowing for the very first time at almost four months old. This milestone marks a special chapter for /u/MMantisshrimpp, who is experiencing the joys and quirks of having a rooster for the first time. It’s a moment that brings a teary-eyed smile, reminding us of the magical bond we share with our feathered friends. If you’re curious about other chicken adventures, don’t miss “Say hi to Domingo,” where /u/milkedbarista introduces us to another charming rooster. Join the conversation and share in the love (and occasional chaos) that comes with raising chickens! 🐔✨
The Undertaker is incredulous of her portrait
The Undertaker’s incredulity over her portrait is a delightful twist that has left fans buzzing with laughter and curiosity. Imagine a figure known for her dark persona, suddenly confronted with an image that defies all expectations—it's enough to make anyone chuckle! This unexpected moment resonates with those who appreciate the whimsy of life, reminding us that even the most serious characters can have their light-hearted moments. If you’re intrigued by the playful side of personality clashes, don’t miss “Smol lil guy,” submitted by u/WillagerEGG, which captures another amusing encounter in the world of quirky characters. Dive into the comments and join the conversation as we celebrate the hilarity of life’s surprises!
Say hi to Domingo
Say hi to Domingo, a delightful addition to the flock that’s sure to capture your heart! Submitted by /u/milkedbarista, this post celebrates the quirks and charm of our feathered friends, showcasing the joy they bring to our lives. Chickens are more than just clucking companions; they can be the source of endless amusement and occasional chaos. If you’re curious about the personalities of your own flock, check out “What are your chicken names?” to get some inspiration on naming those feathery little characters. Join the fun, share your thoughts, and let’s cluck about our shared chicken adventures in the comments! Feathered friends unite! [link] [comments]
I got babies!
Exciting news, chicken lovers! It’s a cluck-tastic moment as we welcome new babies to the flock! This is my first time allowing a mama hen to take the reins, and I can’t help but feel a whirlwind of emotions—joy, curiosity, and a hint of anxiety. My only concern? The nesting box is perched about three feet off the ground, which has me wondering how those little fluffballs will manage their first steps! If you’re interested in the wild world of chick rearing, you might want to check out “The Undertaker is incredulous of her portrait,” submitted by /u/ScoochSnail, for some unexpected insights. Join me on this journey as we navigate the ups and downs of motherhood in the coop!
I always stop to say hi to this neighbor's chicken when out for walks. She makes this noise and comes up to me. Is she happy?
Ever find yourself stopping mid-walk to say hi to a neighbor’s chicken? Well, you’re not alone! In a suburban setting, it’s quite the treat when a feathered friend comes to greet you. When you approach the fence and that chicken makes her unique noise, it’s likely her way of saying, “Hey there, friend!” Chickens can be quite social, and if she’s not puffed up or skittish, she’s probably feeling comfortable and curious about your presence. This delightful interaction reminds us of the quirky connections we can form with our feathered pals. If you’re curious about more chicken antics, check out “Say hi to Domingo,” where another enthusiast shares their charming chicken encounters.
Mom's back is my playground
In "Mom's Back is My Playground," we dive into the delightful chaos of parenting a future athlete, as Runaround Sue navigates the energetic antics of her spirited little one. This heartwarming tale captures the whimsical moments that transform everyday life into a playground of laughter, challenges, and unforgettable memories. With a playful tone that resonates with anyone who's ever felt the joyful exhaustion of chasing after a lively child, Sue shares her journey of balancing playtime and parenting responsibilities. If you’re curious about the quirks of chicken ownership, don’t miss our related article, "A rant about culling," where we explore the often humorous frustrations of managing a flock. Join the conversation and discover the joy in both parenting and poultry!
Is my rooster ugly
Is your rooster the belle of the barnyard ball, or is he facing a clucking conundrum of perceived ugliness? Submitted by /u/Grouchy_Look_4580, this heartfelt inquiry brings us into the whimsical world of poultry pride. While you might see the beauty in your gentle giant—a Midnight Blue Marans with an impressive stature—others might not share your vision. Fear not, as love for our feathered friends often trumps the opinions of onlookers. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder! If you're curious about the joys of raising chickens, check out "I got babies!" for some egg-citing insights into nurturing those adorable little ones. Let’s dive into the quirks of rooster appreciation together!
Why is one of my baby chickens not growing?
Is one of your baby chickens lagging behind in the growth department? You’re not alone in this clucky conundrum! Many chicken enthusiasts have faced this feathered mystery, and it can be as bewildering as a game of fowl hide-and-seek. Factors like genetics, diet, and environmental conditions can all affect a chick’s growth. If your little one seems to be chickening out of growing up, don’t fret! We’ll explore the possible reasons behind this growth hiccup and offer some egg-citing solutions to help your feathered friend thrive. And while you’re at it, check out our article, "I got babies!" for more insights on nurturing those adorable chicks. Let's dive into the delightful world of chicken growth together!
Do chickens lay more than once a day?
Ever wondered if chickens can lay more than one egg a day? You're not alone! Recently, I found myself in a clucking conundrum when I gathered up all the eggs from my five feathered friends. To my surprise, only Hey-Hey contributed an egg, while the rest seemed to be taking a break. This quirky situation sparked my curiosity about the egg-laying habits of chickens. Do they really have a limit, or is it just a funky phase? If you've had similar experiences, I’d love to hear about them! For more insights, check out our article, "The Obvious Question," where we dive into the mysteries of chicken behavior and egg production. Join the conversation—let’s crack this mystery together!
i need help retrieving a 3 week old chick
Oh no, the infamous “favorite chick curse” strikes again! Losing a tiny bantam chick can feel like a real-life game of hide-and-seek—one that’s definitely got your heart racing. First off, take a deep breath; you’re not alone in this chicken escapade! It sounds like your little feathered friend has found herself in a cozy hideout under the porch deck, but don’t worry; there are ways to coax her back. Try calling her name softly—chickens can be quite curious, especially when they hear familiar voices. And if you haven’t already, scattering some treats near her last known spot might just do the trick!
The Obvious Question
Meet Buff Orpington, our feathered friend who’s about to turn 9 weeks old tomorrow! We’re pretty sure our flock of eight is all hens, thanks to their rounded saddle feathers, small pale combs, and lack of spur growth. However, Buff stands out with a slightly redder comb and a more disheveled saddle than her sisters. While I'm leaning towards hen for Buff, I can’t help but wonder if I’m lucky enough to have a full flock of hens in this straight run! If you’re as curious as I am, check out our article “Chick set number one,” where we dive into the delightful chaos of new chicks. And hey, ignore my poke-and-stick tattoo – it’s a story for another day!
How long til the color is gone?
Have you ever found yourself wondering how long that vibrant dye on your chick will last? If you bought a green-dyed chick just two weeks ago, you’re not alone! Many chicken enthusiasts find the colorful little fluff balls both charming and perplexing. The dye is usually non-toxic and designed to fade over time, but just how long does it take? While some folks might be in a rush to see their feathered friend return to its natural hues, others might enjoy the temporary splash of color. For more insights on caring for your quirky companions, check out our article, "Breed differences in chicks!": Day 4 of keeping these guys alive! 🐣.
My baby’s
Meet the newest additions to the chicken-loving community—our little feathered friends are currently enjoying life in a cozy cardboard box! While they might be living the simple life for now, plans are in motion for a fabulous new home that’s sure to be egg-citing. As they grow, they'll soon trade their temporary digs for something more fitting for their quirky personalities. If you’re curious about chicken development, you might enjoy checking out “Help me identify my chicken,” where fellow enthusiasts share their experiences in identifying and caring for their feathered companions. Join us in celebrating these adorable chicks as they take their first steps into the world, and let’s cluck our way through this journey together!
What breed of chicken is this? Thanks
Welcome to the whimsical world of chicken breeds! If you're pondering, "What breed of chicken is this?" you're in the right place. Here, we’ll unravel the mystery of your feathered friend, exploring their unique traits and quirks that make them truly cluck-tastic. Whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just dipping your toes into the delightful chaos of poultry parenting, we’ve got you covered. And while you're here, don't miss our article on "Why is one of my baby chickens not growing?"—it’s packed with insights that might just ruffle your feathers in a good way! Let’s dive into the delightful world of chickens and uncover the secrets behind your flock!
These last 2 years have thrown challenges at me that I didn’t think I could survive - my TJ girl helped give me strength 🖤
Life can throw some serious curveballs, and the last two years have been no exception for many of us. For one user, the love and companionship of their TJ girl—a beloved chicken—provided the strength to navigate through tough times. 🖤 It's a heartwarming reminder of how our feathered friends can support us when we need it most. If you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by challenges, you’re not alone! You might also enjoy reading “Hen and the lil chicks (aren’t they cute?)” submitted by /u/LULZmaster1, which showcases the joy and laughter that chickens can bring into our lives. Let’s celebrate the quirky bonds we share with our fowl pals and find strength in their company!
Coloring/genetics question
Hey there, chicken enthusiasts! If you're scratching your heads over feather patterns, you’re not alone. One curious member of our flock, Tayrex_o_O, has a couple of 2-week-old bantam cochins and is wondering if these little chicks might go from their current patterns to a solid buff. Is it possible for them to lose their penciling entirely, or will those charming patterns stick around? It’s a question that plagues many chicken lovers! To dive deeper into the world of feather genetics and color variations, check out our article, "Lav Orpington help," where we tackle related chick conundrums. Let’s unravel the mysteries of our feathered friends together and embrace the joy of chicken-keeping!
A rant about culling
Oh, the cluck-tastrophe that is culling! I’m feeling pretty ruffled by my family's decision to tackle our rooster dilemma. With four roosters running amok, two have turned into greedy, feathered bullies — not exactly the kind of flock we want! My mom is adamant about getting rid of them, but guess who’s left holding the (chicken) bag? Yep, me! Not only am I juggling my actual job and feeling the weight of procrastination, but I’m also wrestling with the emotional side of this whole culling process. I’ve done it before, but that last one still haunts my thoughts. If you’re feeling similarly overwhelmed, you might find comfort in our article, “Breed differences in chicks!” Let’s keep this conversation going and support each other!
Smol lil guy
Meet the "smol lil guy," submitted by the ever-enthusiastic u/WillagerEGG! This adorable little chicken captures the heart with its pint-sized charm and playful antics. Whether you're a seasoned chicken wrangler or someone who finds themselves chickening out, this feathery friend is sure to bring a smile to your face. Chickens like this remind us of the joy and hilarity that come with chicken-keeping. If you’re looking for more heartwarming tales of our feathered pals, check out the article “Hen and the lil chicks (aren’t they cute?)” for a delightful dive into the world of adorable chicks. Join us in celebrating the whimsical quirks of our beloved chickens and the laughter they bring into our lives!
Hen and the lil chicks (arent they cute?)
Get ready for an egg-citing adventure with Hen and her adorable lil' chicks! Submitted by the ever-entertaining /u/LULZmaster1, this delightful piece showcases the irresistible charm of these feathered friends. Aren't they just the cutest? As we dive into this fluffy tale, you'll find yourself chuckling at the antics of these tiny birds while also appreciating the tender moments that come with chicken parenting. And if you’re eager for more clucking good content, don’t miss out on "Mom's back is my playground," where Runaround Sue navigates the challenges of raising a future athlete among her lively brood. Join us in celebrating the whimsical world of chickens — it’s bound to make you smile!
Mom and chicks jump start the day
Kickstart your morning with a delightful glimpse into the world of a momma hen and her adorable chicks! In this heartwarming moment, captured by /u/380Coop, watch as these fluffy little bundles of joy embark on their day, full of curiosity and clucking adventures. Silkies, known for their unique personalities and feathered charm, are truly a sight to behold. As they navigate their surroundings, you can't help but smile at their playful antics. If you're curious about the quirky dynamics of chicken life, be sure to check out "Piggy Back Rides," where one adventurous chick takes her love for mom to new heights. Join us in celebrating these feathered friends and the joy they bring to our lives!
4 week old Seramas
Meet the charming world of 4-week-old Seramas, the pint-sized wonders of the chicken universe! At this age, these delightful feathered friends are bursting with personality and cuteness, ready to take on the world with their quirky antics. Known for their compact size and playful nature, Seramas are perfect for both seasoned chicken enthusiasts and those who find themselves chickening out at the thought of raising poultry. As they strut their stuff, they’ll keep you entertained and perhaps a little bemused. Curious about coloring and genetics? Check out our article, "Coloring/genetics question," where the community tackles your burning questions! Embrace the joy and madness of raising Seramas, and let the cluck-tastic adventure begin!