chickens
chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2943 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Egg poop help
Are you dealing with an egg-citing yet perplexing problem? Fear not, fellow chicken enthusiast! Our feathered friends can sometimes surprise us with their, shall we say, “unique” outputs—like egg poop. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or a casual chicken lover, understanding this quirky phenomenon is essential for maintaining a happy flock. In this illuminating discussion submitted by u/WarHorse87, we’ll dive into the ins and outs of egg poop, exploring what it means for your chickens' health and how to manage it effectively. With a sprinkle of humor and a dash of practical advice, we’re here to help you navigate this fowl conundrum. Join us as we cluck about this topic and share your own experiences in the comments!
Is this normal?
Hatching chicks is an egg-citing adventure, but it can come with a few head-scratching moments! If you’re noticing that one of your newly hatched chicks has a rather round rear end and seems to be struggling to keep its legs beneath it, you’re not alone in your concern. Many first-time hatchers experience similar worries, especially when trying to gauge what’s “normal” in the world of fluffy, feathered friends. While some chicks might just be a bit more rotund than others—after all, they’re growing rapidly—there could also be other factors at play. Let’s dive into this cluck-tastic conundrum together and see if your little one is just a quirky character or if it needs a bit of extra care!
Sick hen please help
Meet Tidbit, a beloved hen who has been a cherished member of the family for nearly two years. After the loss of her dear companion, Dr. P, Tidbit stepped up to care for the flock, showcasing her nurturing spirit. However, today, she seems to be in distress, moving slowly and showing little interest in food or water. With wet stool around her vent and a squinty eye, her owner is deeply concerned. Tidbit has been resting comfortably in a milk crate, receiving gentle care and hydration through a dropper, but there’s been no sign of improvement. This heartfelt plea seeks advice from fellow chicken enthusiasts who may have faced similar challenges, hoping to restore Tidbit’s health and happiness.
Globa waba
Oh, the humidity—it's like that uninvited guest who just won't leave! If you've felt the air thick enough to cut with a butter knife lately, you're definitely not alone. Many of us are scratching our heads, wondering if we're living in a sauna or just experiencing a quirky weather pattern. Whether you're trying to keep your feathered friends comfortable or simply surviving the sticky days, it seems like the humidity has taken center stage. So, let’s dive into the conversation about what this sticky situation means for us and our beloved chickens. Are they feeling the heat too? Join in on the fun and share your thoughts on this humid episode!
Keet laying flat?
Have you ever spotted a keet lounging flat on its belly, legs stretched out behind it? If you’ve noticed this curious behavior, you might be wondering if it’s a case of “straddle leg.” But fear not, as this quirky posture could simply be a sign that your feathered friend is enjoying a little sunbathing under the warmth of a lamp. It’s not uncommon for young birds to take a break and relax in this way, especially when they feel comfortable in their environment. If your keet jumps up and resumes its normal antics when you approach, it’s likely just soaking up some rays and enjoying life. Let’s dive into this delightful topic and share insights on your keet’s playful behavior!
Sold to me as guineas by TSC, breed?
When you purchase birds from Tractor Supply Company (TSC) labeled as guineas, it’s essential to determine their breed for proper care. Guineafowl are known for their unique personalities and can be both entertaining and useful on the homestead. They help control pests and add a quirky charm to your yard. However, not all birds sold as guineas are the same, and understanding their breed can impact their behavior, dietary needs, and habitat requirements. If you've encountered a mix-up or simply want to clarify what you've got, join the discussion! Your feathered friends are counting on you to uncover their true identity, so let’s dive into the world of guineafowl and see what makes them so special!
Prolapsed vent help
Last Tuesday, I discovered one of my girls had a prolapsed vent, and it was quite a sight! Thankfully, the other chickens hadn’t started pecking at her yet. I’ve tried everything from Epsom baths to sugar, Preparation H, and Vetericyn. We managed to get the vent back in, holding it for 20-60 minutes at a time, but each time I set her down, she poops, and it pops back out. After struggling for two days, she laid a rubbery egg but hasn’t laid since. Now, her vent is rock hard, and I’m feeling a bit lost. With no affordable vet options nearby, I'm wondering if it's time to consider other alternatives or if we should keep trying. Any advice would be greatly appreciated!
boy or a girl and does anyone know what type of chicken it is because they told me it was a welsummer but that mohawk?
Welcome to the cluck-tastic world of chicken chatter! Today, we dive into a delightful mystery submitted by our feathered friend, /u/Illustrious-Egg5799. They've encountered a charming chick with a striking mohawk and are curious to know if it’s a boy or a girl. The initial guess was a Welsummer, but that fabulous hairstyle has everyone scratching their heads. Is this little one just a trendy chick looking to stand out from the flock, or could it be a different breed altogether? Join us as we unravel this egg-citing chicken conundrum and share your thoughts! Together, we’ll embrace the quirks of our feathered friends and celebrate the joy—and occasional bewilderment—of chicken keeping. Let’s get clucking!
Nesting box battles
Welcome to the hilarious world of nesting box battles, where my feathered friends turn everyday activities into a comedy show! Picture this: six cozy nesting boxes, yet somehow, these girls find a way to create a ruckus that would make even the most seasoned chicken enthusiast chuckle. It’s a cluck-tastic showdown as they jostle for the perfect spot, showcasing their quirky personalities and playful antics. Whether they're engaging in a bit of fowl play or chickening out of a confrontation, I can't help but laugh at their antics. Join me in celebrating the delightful chaos of chicken life—because when it comes to nesting boxes, these girls really know how to crack me up! Check out the full story and join the fun!
What breed is this?
Welcoming a new feathered friend into your life is always an adventure, especially when you stumble upon a lost chicken like this one! It’s fantastic that you’ve taken her in and are eager to learn more about her breed. From your description and the flecks of green in her feathers, an Ancona chicken does seem like a strong contender. Known for their unique coloring and charming personalities, Anconas make wonderful companions. However, identifying her breed can be a bit tricky, as many chickens share similar traits. If you’re looking for insights from fellow chicken enthusiasts, sharing clear photos and details about her size, temperament, and any other distinctive features might help. Let’s embark on this cluck-tastic journey together and uncover her true identity!
Roo?
Roo? That’s the big question when it comes to our feathered friends! User /u/deadline97 recently welcomed a batch of pullets from TSC, and one little chick (check out pics 1 and 2) is raising some eyebrows with its roo-like appearance. But hold on, the mystery doesn’t end there! The second set of pictures (3 and 4) features another chick from the same delightful bunch, adding to the intrigue. Are we looking at potential roosters or just some fabulous pullet imposters? Join the conversation, share your insights, and let’s crack this chicken conundrum together! Whether you're a seasoned chicken whisperer or just here for the clucks, your input will be egg-citingly appreciated!
My first time dealing with bumble foot. Been about 6 days. We pulled a plug at the bottom (it was big but didn’t go deep) and pushed out some pus. I tried cutting a hole on top but I’m scared to go too deep. Does the top need drained ? And is the callous on the bottom normal? Thank you!
Dealing with bumblefoot for the first time can feel like a real feather in your cap—or a bit of a fowl predicament! It sounds like you’ve already made some progress by pulling a plug and releasing the pus, which is a step in the right direction. When it comes to the hole on top, you want to be cautious; going too deep can lead to more trouble than it’s worth. As for the callous on the bottom, it’s not uncommon, but keeping an eye on it is essential. Your feathered friend deserves the best care, and you're clearly dedicated to helping them heal. Let’s explore what to do next and ensure your chicken can strut her stuff again soon!
Pekin Bantams…. What colour?
Meet the charming Pekin Bantams! Acquired for free through a delightful Facebook find, these little feathered friends are sure to bring joy to any flock. But what color are they exactly? With your newfound interest in heritage breeds, it’s understandable to feel a bit puzzled. While “buff partridge” is indeed a color in the chicken world, your Pekins might boast a unique blend that's hard to pin down. It sounds like you're on the cusp of a colorful adventure, especially with plans to add a Pekin rooster to your crew! As you embark on this journey, your curiosity about their coloring and potential crossbreeds is perfectly natural. So, let’s dive in and explore the vibrant world of Pekin colors together! 🐓✨
Little thieves
In a tale that perfectly captures the whimsy of life with chickens, user /u/Germmie1 shares a humorous yet relatable experience involving some cheeky feathered friends. Picture this: a delicious sandwich, lovingly crafted and left momentarily unattended, only to be snatched away by these little thieves! It’s a reminder that our beloved chickens can be both charming and mischievous. This light-hearted incident not only highlights the playful antics of our fowl companions but also resonates with anyone who has ever had their snack swiped by an unexpected culprit. Join the conversation to share your own experiences with these quirky creatures and discover the laughter that comes from navigating life with our cluck-tastic companions. Don’t miss out on the fun—check out the comments for more delightful stories!
Where is my dinner
In the delightful realm of chicken keeping, the question “Where is my dinner?” posed by /u/wilmaopossum resonates with both humor and a touch of relatable panic. Imagine stepping outside, only to realize your dinner might just be wandering around in feathers! This whimsical inquiry taps into the quirky dynamics of farm life, where the line between fowl and feast can become hilariously blurred. Join us as we explore the charming chaos of chicken adventures, from playful escapades to the occasional dinner dash. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or a curious onlooker, this light-hearted discussion promises to tickle your funny bone while shedding light on the endearing unpredictability of our feathered friends. Get ready for a cluck-tastic journey into the world of chicken dining!
The most precious little feathers
Ah, the journey of our feathered friends as they transition into teenage pullets is nothing short of egg-citing! Each lost feather tells a story, and for some of us, these precious little momentos become cherished keepsakes. Just like LisaFromAccounting, who happily collects claws, whiskers, fallen teeth, and of course, feathers, we find joy in preserving the memories of our beloved pets. It’s a whimsical way to celebrate their growth while acknowledging our quirky love-hate relationship with chickens. From the first soft plumes to their confident clucks, every feather captures a moment in time. So, who else has a treasure trove of pet momentos? Let’s share our stories and embrace the delightful madness of chicken-keeping together!
Bare Mini-fridge > Multiple nesting boxes full of fresh shavings.
Meet one of the Frankie Fam girls—an absolute character who has developed a peculiar fondness for laying her eggs on the bare mini-fridge. It’s a sight
My girls
Meet my cluck-tastic trio! With just three feathered friends, I’ve discovered that great things come in small packages. These lovely ladies are not only exceptional layers, providing me with fresh eggs that make breakfast a delight, but they also bring endless joy and entertainment to my backyard. Watching them strut around, engage in playful antics, and even partake in some fowl play is a daily reminder of the quirky charm chickens offer. Each has her own unique personality, which makes the experience all the more delightful. Whether they’re scratching around for treats or having a squabble over the best sunbathing spot, my girls are a source of laughter and joy. Who knew three chickens could bring so much fun to my life?
Janey Laid Her 1st Egg 🥚
Hold onto your hats, chicken lovers! 🐔 Janey, our feisty little feathered friend, has officially joined the egg-laying club! 🥚🥳 As proud as a hen in a henhouse, I couldn’t help but share this egg-citing milestone with all of you. Watching her strut around the coop, puffing her little chest out like she owns the place, fills my heart with all the warm fuzzies. This is not just any egg; it symbolizes her growth and the adventures that lie ahead. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or someone who just finds chickens amusing (or a tad intimidating), this moment is a reminder of the quirky joys of chicken-keeping. Join me in celebrating Janey's first egg—let's give her a round of cluck-tastic applause! 🥹🐣
What are your chickens' names?
Calling all chicken lovers! I’m thrilled to announce that I’m creating a delightful chicken farm game, and I need your help to fill it with personality! Each chicken will have its own profile showcasing its name and, if you’d like, the city it hails from. I’m looking for real, child-friendly names that capture the whimsical spirit of our feathered friends. So, if you have any charming names to share, drop them in the comments below! For example, you might say Mia from New York or Jany from Miami. I’ve already gathered an egg-citing 450 names, but I’m eager for more! Thank you for your contributions, and bear with me as I work through all your fabulous suggestions—my fingers might need a break!
met the sweetest baby
In a delightful twist of fate, I had the joy of pet-sitting for a client and met the sweetest baby chick ever! This little fluff ball didn’t squawk or struggle when I gently picked it up—instead, it simply accepted its fate and nestled down on my shoulder for a cozy nap. Watching it snooze, I couldn’t help but marvel at the charm of these feathered friends. It was a heartwarming reminder of the joys and quirks of chicken life, blending humor with a dash of vulnerability. If you’ve ever found yourself chickening out at the thought of holding a chicken, this little one might just change your mind! After all, who could resist a tiny creature that brings so much joy and cuddles?
Tiny Tina Tuesday 🦩
Welcome to Tiny Tina Tuesday! 🦩 This delightful weekly celebration invites all chicken enthusiasts—whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just a casual observer—to gather and share in the whimsical world of our feathered friends. Each Tuesday, we dive into the quirky adventures and amusing antics that chickens bring to our lives, all while embracing the lovable chaos they create. Expect a mix of light-hearted humor, relatable experiences, and a sprinkle of chicken wisdom that will cluck you up! Join us as we embark on this egg-citing journey together, fostering a community that laughs, learns, and perhaps even chickens out a little. So, grab your favorite chicken-themed snack and get ready to join in on the fun! Let’s make this Tuesday truly cluck-tastic!
What a stud
Meet Boracho, the unexpected star of the coop! Originally thought to be a hen, this feathered friend has turned out to be quite the handsome stud, and honestly, who could be upset about that? With his sweet demeanor and stunning plumage, Boracho has stolen the hearts of everyone around. His charming antics and gentle personality make him a delightful companion, proving that sometimes the most surprising twists can lead to the best relationships. Whether he’s strutting his stuff or snuggling up for some love, Boracho embodies the quirky joys of chicken-keeping. Join the fun as we celebrate this beautiful bird that reminds us to embrace the unexpected—because in the world of poultry, anything can happen!
Eye injury from bully roo
Oh no! It sounds like your feathered friend, the Rhode Island Red, has found herself in quite the pickle after an unexpected encounter with your rooster. When you had to temporarily integrate her into the main flock due to the heavy downpour, a little scuffle ensued, leaving her with an eye injury and a change in appetite. Chickens can be surprisingly resilient, but any sign of discomfort—like not being able to open her eye or bowing her head—can be concerning. It’s clear how much you care for her, and that love is crucial during her recovery. Let’s explore some steps you can take to help her heal, ensuring she gets back to her cluck-tastic self in no time!