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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2944 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Lost my favorite chicken. Rest in Peace, Noot Noot.
Losing a beloved feathered friend is never easy, and today, we say farewell to Noot Noot—a name that might sound silly but carries the weight of cherished memories. This little chicken faced health struggles, but through our bond, she became so much more than just a farm animal. From following my poodles to snuggling on the couch while I gamed, Noot Noot filled my winter days with warmth and joy. Her absence leaves a deep ache, especially when others see chickens merely as livestock. For those who have experienced the heartbreaking loss of a pet—whether it be a chicken or another small creature—we know they are not just animals; they are friends who bring laughter and love into our lives. Rest in peace, Noot Noot.
My mom’s indoor chicken, Penelope
Meet Penelope, the pampered indoor chicken who has traded the coop for cozy comforts! Initially brought inside due to some feather-ruffling bullying from her flock, Penelope has now spent over a year enjoying her lavish lifestyle. Despite multiple attempts by my mom to reintroduce her to the coop, the other chickens remain unkind, leaving Penelope to bask in the warmth of the fireplace instead. It seems this feathered friend has found her place in the world, relishing her indoor adventures while dodging the pecking order outside. With her charming personality and newfound comfort, Penelope reminds us all that sometimes, a little extra love goes a long way—especially when it comes to our quirky companions!
Is this a chicken? I was told it was, but I am not sold on it.
Is this a chicken? That’s the burning question on the mind of one American traveler who stumbled upon a mysterious pet bird while on holiday overseas. Despite the villagers’ insistence that this feathery creature is indeed a chicken—though communication barriers make it tricky to confirm—our intrepid explorer is not entirely convinced. With a heart full of love for her own backyard flock, she notes that this bird and its baby bear little resemblance to the clucking companions back home. And let’s be honest, with pregnancy brain and the sweltering heat playing tricks on her, it’s hard to trust her instincts. Join the conversation as we unravel the mystery of this feathered friend—could it be a chicken, or is it just a case of fowl misidentification?
New chickens
Welcome to the cluck-tastic world of chicken raising! It sounds like you’re off to a great start with your three feathered friends, especially since they’re already discovering the cozy comfort of their coop. As for your question about closing the door at night, the answer is a resounding yes! Closing the coop door helps protect your little chicks from nighttime predators and keeps them safe and sound while they sleep. Think of it as tucking them in for the night. Just imagine them nestled snugly, dreaming of corn and pecking adventures! So, make it a part of your evening routine to check on them and ensure they’re secure. Happy chicken keeping, and may your flock flourish with egg-citement!
I decided to film my chickens for a full day… and something weird happened 😳
Have you ever wondered what a day in the life of your feathered friends looks like? Well, I decided to film my chickens for a full day, and let me tell you, it was nothing short of egg-citing! From their cluck-tastic antics to unexpected moments that left me scratching my head, my backyard turned into a stage for fowl play. As I watched the footage, I couldn’t help but notice something weird happening behind the scenes—something that transformed my ordinary chicken-watching experience into a hilarious adventure. Join me as I share the quirky, heartwarming, and downright bizarre highlights of my day with my beloved chickens. You won’t want to chickening out on this one! Check it out [here]!
I decided to film my chickens for a full day… and something weird happened 😳
Ever wonder what your feathered friends get up to when you’re not around? Well, one adventurous soul, u/Ill-Hornet-6167, decided to capture a full day in the life of their chickens on film, and let me tell you, things took a bizarre turn! From clucking chaos to unexpected antics, these chickens proved that their world is anything but ordinary. With a mix of humor and a sprinkle of madness, this delightful video showcases the quirky personalities that make chickens both lovable and, at times, a little intimidating. So, grab your popcorn and get ready for a cluck-tastic rollercoaster ride through the day that left our chicken enthusiast—and probably the chickens themselves—wondering, “What just happened?” Check it out and join in on the fun!
Male or female?
Curious about the gender of your adorable golden comet chicks? At just around two weeks old, these feathered friends are starting to show some telltale signs. While it can be a clucky challenge to determine their sex at this young age, there are a few clues you can look for. Males, or cockerels, often have slightly larger combs and wattles compared to females, or pullets, although it can be tricky since all chicks have tiny combs at this stage. Additionally, males may develop different feather patterns as they grow. Join the conversation and share your observations with fellow chicken enthusiasts! Whether you’re rooting for roosters or hoping for hens, let's navigate this chick-tastic journey together!
Trabzon gugulusu and dwarf Kosin baby
Introducing the Trabzon gugulusu and the charming dwarf Kosin baby—a delightful duo that embodies the whimsical allure of nature’s forbidden fruit. The Trabzon gugulusu, an enchanting variety of apple known for its vibrant hues and crisp texture, hails from the picturesque region of Trabzon in Turkey. Its unique flavor profile is as captivating as its origins, making it a must-try for adventurous palates. Meanwhile, the dwarf Kosin baby captures hearts with its adorable stature and playful personality, offering a charming addition to any garden or home. Together, these treasures invite you to explore the quirky side of fruit and gardening, celebrating the joy and laughter they bring. Join the conversation and discover why these delightful wonders are simply irresistible!
Trying to work out if my aracunas are Roosters or Hens
Are you scratching your head over whether your Aracunas are roosters or hens? You’re not alone! Many chicken enthusiasts find themselves in this feathery dilemma, and it can be tricky to tell the difference, especially with young chicks. Based in New Zealand, our friend u/ThrowawayAd5053 has some adorable coop photos (sorry for the not-so-great quality!) of two chicks they’ve raised since day one. While they’re 99% convinced that both are roosters, they’re reaching out for some expert opinions to confirm their suspicions. The appearance of Aracunas can indeed vary by region, so if you have a keen eye for chicken anatomy or a soft spot for these quirky birds, lend a hand and help decipher this cluck-tastic mystery!
Questions about introducing bullets to an established mini flock
Introducing new pullets to an established mini flock can feel like navigating a feathery minefield, especially when you’re concerned about bullying and the well-being of your older hens. With your new Wynette and Plymouth Rock pullets currently separated from your mature hens (Easter Egger and Brahma) and a wild guinea, it's crucial to approach this integration process with care and creativity. Supervised introductions are a great start, but you may need additional strategies to ease tensions and reassure your older hens. In this discussion, we’ll explore effective methods to help your new additions mingle with the flock while keeping the peace, as well as tips for comforting your older hens during this transitional period. Let’s dive into making your chicken yard a cluck-tastic community!
Two great books!!
Looking for some cluck-tastic reads to brighten your day? Look no further! **Two Great Books!!** brings you a delightful duo that’s sure to tickle your fancy and maybe even ruffle a few feathers. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or someone who’s chickening out at the thought of poultry, these titles offer a whimsical blend of humor and insight that resonates with everyone. Dive into engaging narratives that mix knowledge with laughter, making the reading experience both educational and entertaining. So grab a cozy spot, perhaps near your feathered friends, and get ready to embark on an egg-citing literary adventure. Check out the full recommendations by **/u/Affectionate-Boot361** and join the conversation in the comments!
Is this chick alright?
Is your little chick feeling a bit under the weather? You’re not alone! This heartwarming tale comes from a devoted chicken caretaker who’s navigating the ups and downs of their first batch of chicks after over a decade of hen-keeping. At around 7 weeks old, one particular chick has caught their eye due to some balance issues and a tendency to shiver, despite enjoying regular meals and normal droppings. While the chick has shown signs of improvement, it still seems chilly and prefers the warmth of the heat lamp. Join the conversation to share advice and support for this feathered friend and learn how to ensure all your chicks stay cluck-tastic and healthy!
Need some advise
Oh no, it sounds like your sweetest girl might be facing some fowl play from her feathered friends! It's great that you've already spritzed her with some antiseptic spray; that shows you care about her well-being. A little limp can be concerning, especially if she’s trying to protect herself from pecking. Chickens can be a bit pecky, especially when establishing their pecking order. It’s essential to observe her behavior closely. If she’s sitting more than usual, she might need a cozy, safe space away from the others to heal and feel secure. Consider separating her temporarily to give her a chance to recuperate without the stress of being pecked at. Let's rally together and provide some cluck-tastic advice to help her feel better!
Should I be concerned?
Is your little chick not quite ready to strut its stuff? If you've got a baby that hatched last and seems a bit wobbly, you're not alone in your concern! Newly hatched chicks can sometimes face challenges, especially if their egg was damaged. It’s not uncommon for them to feel a bit sleepy and disoriented, particularly when it comes to depth perception while eating. While it’s natural to worry about their well-being, keep in mind that some chicks just take a little extra time to find their footing. Monitoring her closely and providing a cozy, safe environment can make a world of difference. Let’s dive into what you can do to help your feathered friend thrive!
Hen with shellless egg hanging out of her vent
Oh no, it sounds like one of your feathered friends is having a bit of a rough time! Shell-less eggs can be quite the puzzler and may leave both hens and their humans scratching their heads. It’s great to hear that you gently helped your hen by removing the remnants of the broken egg—she might not have appreciated it at the time, but you definitely did her a solid! Extra calcium is a good start, but consider checking her overall diet and ensuring she has access to plenty of fresh greens and protein. Stress from the passing of another hen could also play a role, so keeping her environment calm and cozy can help her bounce back.
Broken keel bone. Help needed.
I've been nursing a 19-20 week feral hen with a likely broken keel bone for three weeks, initially mistaking her injury for a leg sprain. Today, I noticed her crooked sternum, confirming my suspicions. Despite my efforts to provide care—like using a towel harness to support her and offering enticing mealworms—her reluctance to move and eat remains concerning. I suspect her injuries may stem from other chickens jumping on her back or a misstep during a jump. She’s been managing some skin irritation from her hammock setup, and her legs show signs of atrophy. I’m reaching out for advice on her recovery and any adjustments I can make to her care routine. Any insights would be greatly appreciated!
'So here is the chicken you will be enjoying tonight. His name is Colin. Here are his papers.' - Portlandia
In the amusingly quirky world of *Portlandia*, the simple act of choosing a chicken for dinner takes a hilariously absurd twist. Enter Colin, a chicken with a name and a backstory, showcased with pride and a touch of whimsy. This episode encapsulates the show’s unique blend of humor and satire, poking fun at our modern relationship with food and the lengths we go to personalize even the most mundane aspects of life. As we navigate our own connections to food, particularly for those of us who may find chickens both charming and intimidating, Colin’s introduction serves as a delightful reminder of the joy—and occasional madness—of chicken ownership. So, why not embrace the eccentricity and celebrate our feathered friends?
WHAT An Afternoon!!! (Modern Game Bantams)
What an afternoon it has been! Picture this: my quads of Modern Game Bantams have been laying eggs like there’s no tomorrow, and I’m drowning in them. Just as I’m about to hatch a plan to disperse my surplus, fate introduces me to Bob—a complete stranger with a heart of gold and a Bird ICU! Our meeting spiraled into a whirlwind of laughter, shared stories, and a mutual love for these feathered friends. From discussing stunning birds to bonding over the quirks of chicken keeping, it was a connection that lifted my spirits sky-high. Who knew that a chance encounter could spark such joy? This experience has reignited my passion for these quirky little creatures and reminded me of the incredible community we share.
I NEED BABY CHICK HELP
Feeling a bit clucky about your baby chicks? You're not alone! It sounds like you’ve got a couple of feathered friends who are a bit wobbly on their feet, and that's understandably concerning. When chicks stand unsteadily and even nod off while upright, it can make any bird lover’s heart flutter with worry. The good news is, you’re already on the right track by ensuring they’re eating and drinking. However, to help these little ones thrive, it’s important to assess their environment and overall health. Don’t fret! This community is here to lend a helping wing. Let’s dive into some tips and tricks to get those baby chicks back to cluck-tastic health! You’ve got this!
Laboured breathing for severa minutes after she made a nest out the blanket on my chair. Is she ok
Is your feathered friend experiencing some cluck-tastic nesting behavior, or is there something more concerning at play? It sounds like you've observed some unusual patterns with your chicken, particularly her laborious breathing and color changes after making a nest out of a blanket. While chickens can indeed get a bit dramatic when preparing to lay eggs, persistent panting and color loss aren’t typical signs of just nesting. It's important to consider other factors, such as stress or health issues. If her behavior continues or worsens, consulting a veterinarian with chicken experience would be egg-cellent. Let's keep our feathered friends happy and healthy—because they certainly keep us on our toes!
Is that totally necessary, ma'am!?!?
Is that totally necessary, ma'am!?!? - I swear, these stupid chickens gonna wear me out! captures the chaotic charm of chicken-keeping with a humorous twist. Submitted by the ever-relatable /u/mfntylertemple, this post dives into the comical trials and tribulations of managing our feathered friends. From their unpredictable antics to the sheer exhaustion they can cause, it’s a delightful exploration of the love-hate relationship many have with chickens. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken wrangler or just someone who finds joy (and a bit of madness) in their clucking chaos, this piece invites you to share in the laughter and camaraderie of the chicken community. Prepare for some cluck-tastic storytelling that resonates with anyone who has ever felt worn out by their fowl companions!
The babies are growing
The babies are growing—our little feathered friends are now about four weeks old and thriving like weeds in a sunny garden! It’s amazing to witness their transformation as they fluff up and find their wings. Soon, it will be time to transition them to the outdoor brooder, where they can stretch their legs and enjoy the fresh air. The excitement doesn’t stop there; once their new coop is built, they’ll have a cozy home to call their own. This journey from tiny chicks to robust chickens is both heartwarming and a little chaotic—just like life with chickens! Stay tuned as we prepare for this next cluck-tastic chapter in their adventure!
I need help
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiasts! I’m reaching out for some cluck-tastic advice about one of my beloved hens. She’s a year old, but lately, she’s been looking a bit off compared to her feathered friends. Her comb has darkened, and there’s some swelling on her face with speckles. Behavior-wise, she’s been distancing herself from the roosters, puffing up in the corner, and showing unusual signs of fear around me. While she’s still interested in food and water, her spirit just doesn’t seem to shine like it used to. I’ve already isolated her, started her on vitamins and antibiotics, but she’s still pulling feathers out. I’m determined to help her thrive again, so any guidance would be greatly appreciated!
Does anyone know why she’s making this noise?
Have you ever been puzzled by a peculiar noise from your feathered friends? One chicken enthusiast, who has spent a decade with her flock, recently encountered a sound she’s never heard before. It started about eight hours ago and resembles a strange breathing pattern, with the chicken adding noise to her exhales. Despite this oddity, she can still produce her usual clucks and crows. If you’ve experienced similar clucking conundrums or have insights into what this vocalization might mean, your wisdom could help unravel this mystery! Join the conversation and share your thoughts—after all, understanding our chickens deepens our bond with these wonderfully quirky creatures. Let’s figure this out together!