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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2944 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Not a trash girl
In a delightful twist of chicken behavior, one feathered friend has taken the term "trash girl" to a whole new level. Despite my best efforts to convince her that she’s not a trash girl, she insists on laying her precious eggs in the trash and sitting on them like it’s the coziest nest in town. This quirky situation not only showcases the whimsical nature of our feathered companions but also highlights the adorable yet maddening behaviors that can leave us scratching our heads. Join me in exploring this cluck-tastic conundrum and uncovering why some chickens choose unconventional nesting spots. After all, who wouldn’t want to turn a trash can into their own personal egg-laying paradise?
Had another chick photoshoot
Get ready for some cluck-tastic cuteness! Our fellow chicken enthusiast, u/HannahMarie04, just had another delightful chick photoshoot that promises to melt your heart. With those adorable little fluffballs strutting their stuff, it's impossible not to fall in love with their quirky personalities. Whether they’re posing like feathered models or just being their charming, goofy selves, these chicks are sure to bring a smile to your face. Join in on the fun by checking out the photos and sharing your thoughts in the comments. After all, who can resist the egg-citing antics of our feathered friends? So, grab your favorite snack and prepare for a dose of joy that only a chicken photoshoot can deliver!
One week 🐣
Welcome to the adorable world of one-week-old chicks! At just eight days old, these fluffy bundles of joy are already showcasing their unique personalities. From the charming **White Crested Splash Polish** with its delightful pom-pom head to the snuggly **Mottled Frizzle Cochin Bantam** that looks like a little ball of feathers, each chick is a testament to nature's creativity. Meanwhile, the **Frizzle Easter Egger Bantam** brings a twist of whimsy with its curly feathers, and the **Blue Silkie Bantam** captivates with its soft, silken plumage. Whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or a curious newcomer, these little ones will surely bring a smile to your face. Join us in celebrating their early adventures as they grow and explore the world around them! 🐣🐤
Pale combs?
Oh no, pale combs? It sounds like you’re wrangling with some cluck-tastic concerns! Your feathered friends might be giving you a bit of a scare, especially after their poopy butt escapades. It’s great that you’ve washed them up—clean chickens are happy chickens! Now, about those pale combs, they could indicate a few things, but don’t panic just yet. It’s possible that their watery poop, thanks to a feast of earthworms after all that rain, is just their way of saying, “We’re living our best chicken lives!” Keeping them in the coop/run to monitor them is a smart move. Let’s dive into what pale combs could mean and how to ensure your hens stay happy and healthy!
How are they so cute
Have you ever found yourself staring at a fluffy chick, wondering how something so tiny could be so utterly adorable? It’s a cluck-tastic mystery! Chickens, with their quirky personalities and charming antics, have a way of melting even the coldest of hearts. From their curious little pecks to the delightful way they strut around, these feathered friends possess an undeniable charm. But what truly makes them cute? Is it their fluffy feathers, those big, expressive eyes, or perhaps the silly noises they make? Join us as we dive into the delightful world of chickens and explore the enchanting qualities that make them irresistibly cute. Get ready for some egg-citing insights that will leave you cooing over your favorite fowl!
What is wrong with my chicken?
Is your chicken standing oddly and limping, but still acting like a happy feathered friend? You’re not alone! Many chicken enthusiasts have faced similar head-scratchers when their beloved birds start displaying unusual behaviors. While your chicken is still eating, drinking, and even laying eggs, a change in posture can be concerning. It’s great that she’s comfortable with you handling her, as that suggests she’s not in severe distress. However, identifying the issue can feel like a game of fowl hide-and-seek. From potential minor injuries to subtle health issues, there are several possibilities to explore. Let’s dive into some ideas that might help you figure out what’s going on with your quirky companion!
Milo my serama rooster enjoying some tv (:
Meet Milo, the charming little serama rooster who has mastered the art of relaxation—right in front of the TV! This feathered friend knows how to enjoy the finer things in life, from the latest cluck-tastic shows to the soothing sounds of nature documentaries. With his tiny stature and regal demeanor, Milo proves that not all heroes wear capes; some sport magnificent plumage and a flair for the dramatic. Whether he's clucking along to the action or simply basking in the glow of the screen, Milo reminds us all to take a break and enjoy the quirky moments that life offers. After all, who says chickens can't have a little fun? Tune in and join the feathered festivities!
Just rescued then hen off the side of the road, is she sick?
Just rescued a hen from the side of the road, and now you're wondering if she's feeling under the weather? You've done a great job by separating her from the flock for observation! It’s good to hear she’s eating and drinking normally, but let’s talk about those concerns. The sweet, foul smell and wetness around her behind, along with the matted poop, could indicate several issues, including potential digestive problems or a possible infection. As for the comb, that could just be dirt, but it’s worth checking closely. Remember, even our feathered friends can have their off days, so let’s dive into the details to help your new companion feel cluck-tastic again!
I think I’ve created some watermelon monsters... 🍉🦖
There's something downright delightful about watching your feathered friends enjoy a refreshing treat on a hot day, and watermelon is their absolute favorite! In this quirky adventure, our fellow chicken enthusiast, u/auracycle-55, shares a whimsical tale of creating what can only be described as "watermelon monsters." Imagine the joyful chaos as the girls peck and squawk, relishing every juicy bite. The sound of their clucking and the sight of watermelon flying everywhere is enough to make anyone’s heart flutter. It's moments like these that remind us of the simple pleasures in life—like treating our chickens to something special. So, grab a slice of watermelon, and let’s dive into this cluck-tastic experience together! 🍉✨
Boba enjoying tasty papaya 🐓🧡🩷✨
Get ready for a cluck-tastic treat as we dive into the delightful world of Boba, the chicken with a penchant for papaya! 🐓🧡🩷✨ Submitted by the fabulous /u/miss_aixyz, this heartwarming moment captures our feathered friend indulging in a juicy slice of papaya, proving that even chickens can have a taste for the finer things in life. Watch as Boba pecks and dances around her tasty treasure, showcasing that quirky charm we all adore in our feathered companions. This little escapade not only highlights the joy of feeding your chickens delicious fruits but also reminds us of the playful spirit that makes chicken-keeping such an egg-citing adventure. Join the fun and share in the love for our feathered friends!
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Are you ready to dive into the wonderfully wacky world of chickens? 🤨 Submitted by u/LostSektor, this post invites you to explore the delightful quirks and challenges that come with our feathered friends. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or someone who occasionally finds themselves chickening out at the thought of these pecking pals, you’re in for a cluck-tastic treat! Join us as we navigate the humorous side of chicken ownership, from their hilarious antics to the surprisingly relatable moments that make us laugh and cringe. So, grab your sense of humor and get ready to embrace the playful madness of chicken life. Your feathered friends are waiting to ruffle your feathers in all the best ways!
I love her
In the delightful world of chicken enthusiasts, expressing love for our feathered friends can take on many forms. The post "I love her" by u/Ok_Onion2727 beautifully captures the quirky affection that many have for their chickens. It's not just about raising them; it's about the unique personalities that each bird brings to our lives. Whether it’s the way they strut around the yard or their clucking conversations that make us smile, there's a special bond that forms. This heartfelt submission invites readers to share in the joy and laughter that chickens bring, reminding us that our love for these quirky creatures can be both whimsical and sincere. Join the conversation and celebrate the joy of chicken companionship!
Roger Is Super Cranky Before Bed
Meet Roger, my sweet but super cranky boy! At nearly one year old, he’s a lovable little rascal who comes when called and enjoys being carted around like royalty. However, when the sun starts to set and it’s time to lock him up, his charming demeanor takes a nosedive. Suddenly, he’s pecking at my legs and flapping his wings like a feathery tornado! It’s puzzling—does he dread going back to the coop because the other chickens are pecking order bullies? Or is he experiencing a nighttime surge of testosterone? With a few years of chicken parenting under my belt, I’m curious about this quirky behavior. Join me in unraveling the mystery of Roger’s nightly antics!
What to do for ill chick
Welcome to the wild world of chicken care! It sounds like you've stepped into a cluck-tastic adventure, but dealing with ill chicks can be a bit overwhelming—especially for a newcomer. When you notice lethargy, sunken eyes, or crusty conditions, it’s essential to act fast. While it’s great that you’ve separated the sick ones from your flock, identifying the root cause is key. From potential respiratory issues to more serious concerns like bird flu, understanding the symptoms can help you navigate this tricky situation. In this guide, we’ll explore what you can do for your ailing chick, share tips on monitoring health, and provide some egg-citing advice on how to keep your feathered friends happy and healthy. Let’s get clucking!
Any advice integrating new chickens?
Integrating new chickens into your existing flock can feel like a high-stakes game of fowl play, but fear not! With a little planning and some cluck-tastic strategies, you can help your three new chicks settle in smoothly with your current five feathered friends. Start by creating a safe space for the newcomers, where they can get to know each other without too much stress. Gradually introduce them to the flock through supervised interactions, keeping a watchful eye for any pecking order squabbles. Remember, patience is key! With time, your chicks will find their place in the coop, and you’ll be well on your way to a harmonious, egg-citing chicken family. Happy integrating!
What daily schedule do you need to maintain for healthy happy chickens?
So, you’ve convinced your family to welcome some feathered friends into your lives—cluck-tastic! Taking on the care of these delightful birds is both a fun adventure and a serious commitment. While you won’t be able to check on them until around 10:30 or 11 AM, rest assured that chickens are pretty resilient creatures. An automatic coop door is a fantastic start, but it's understandable to worry about collecting eggs and refreshing their water. Don’t fret! As long as you have reliable feeders and water tanks, your chickens will be just fine. In this guide, we’ll explore a daily schedule to ensure your chickens remain happy and healthy, even if you have a slight delay in your morning routine.
~8 week old chicks meeting the flock for the first time
Introducing the newest members of the flock can be both egg-citing and a bit nerve-wracking! At around eight weeks old, your fluffy chicks are ready to meet the seasoned residents of your chicken run. To ease this feathered introduction, building a divider is a cluck-tastic idea. It allows both groups to get familiar with one another without the risk of fowl play! As the older hens strut about, your little ones can watch and learn from a safe distance, gaining confidence while avoiding any potential pecking. This gradual introduction not only fosters a sense of community but also helps your chicks feel more comfortable in their new home. So, let's get ready for some delightful interactions and a harmonious flock life!
My friend wants to take her chicken to the vet
When it comes to our feathered friends, a little concern can go a long way, and your friend’s dedication to her hens is commendable! With a chicken showing signs of distress—like lethargy, a closed eye, and watery bowel movements—it's understandable that she would seek veterinary help, even if the $200 bill has her husband ruffled. While coccidiosis is a possibility, it’s essential to consider other factors, such as the recent rainy weather affecting the chicken’s environment. In the meantime, encouraging hydration with electrolytes and offering warm, soft food can help. For a potential cost-saving approach, your friend might also explore online resources or local poultry forums for home remedies before the vet appointment. After all, caring for chickens can be a cluck-tastic adventure!
Is this normal
Have you ever found yourself staring at your chicken’s rear end, wondering if what you see is normal? Well, you’re not alone! Our feathered friends can sometimes display quirky behaviors and unusual appearances that leave us scratching our heads—or maybe even chickening out with concern. In this discussion, submitted by u/ParamedicImportant51, we dive into the fascinating world of chicken anatomy and health. Whether it’s a case of fowl play or just a typical chicken quirk, understanding your chickens’ behinds can be both amusing and informative. Join the conversation as we unravel the mysteries behind those peculiar chicken butts, share insights, and keep our feathered friends healthy and happy. So, what’s the scoop on your chicken’s backside? Let’s find out together!
Chick won’t stop chirping! Help!
Oh no, it sounds like little Peep is quite the chatterbox! It’s adorable yet concerning when a chick won’t stop chirping, especially for a first-time chicken parent like you and your husband. With 11 feathered friends, it’s clear you’re already doing a cluck-tastic job caring for your flock. Since Peep is the smallest and has faced pasty butt challenges, her chirping could be her way of expressing discomfort or seeking attention. You’ve done well by moving her to a cozy brooder and ensuring she has a buddy. Keep an eye on her temperature and make sure she's comfortable. Sometimes, extra cuddles or gentle reassurance can make a world of difference! Let’s figure out how to calm those little vocal cords together!
Can you help me Identify these types of chickis?
Absolutely! It sounds like you’ve made some cluck-tastic progress on your chicken-keeping journey by building a cozy coop for your feathered friends. Now, let’s dive into the exciting world of chick identification! Chickens come in a delightful variety of breeds, each with their own unique quirks and characteristics. Whether they’re fluffy little bundles of joy or bold and adventurous, knowing the types of chickens you have can enhance your experience and help you care for them better. Share the details or photos of your chicks, and together, we can unravel the mystery of their identities. Let’s turn this into a fun and informative adventure, where we can celebrate your new coop and the charming personalities of your cluckers!
My little ones :)
Welcome to the delightful world of bantams—those charming little bundles of feathers that bring joy and a sprinkle of chaos to any backyard! Submitted by /u/Mr_Iskander, this post is all about celebrating the antics and personalities of these pint-sized poultry pals. Bantams may be small in size, but they’re big on charm and character, proving that good things come in feathered packages. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just dipping your toes into the clucky community, this bantam group is sure to offer a mix of laughter, tips, and heartwarming stories. Join in the fun, share your experiences, and let’s cluck about the wonderful world of our little feathered friends!
month old chick and a black snake - NSFW
Oh, the joys of chicken parenting! I recently moved my month-old chicks to the main coop, only to encounter an unexpected visitor—a western rat snake. Now, before we get all riled up, let’s remember that the snake was just doing what snakes do. I discovered a forgotten hole in the coop where I had run a water pipe years ago, and let’s just say it became a bit of a chicken express lane for our slithery friend. So, if you’re planning to introduce baby chicks this spring, take a moment to do a thorough walkthrough of your coop. Trust me, a little preventative maintenance can spare you from unexpected surprises and keep your feathered friends safe and sound!
Bouboule et bonbon prennent l’air
Meet Bouboule and Bonbon, two delightful chicks who are ready to take on the world! Hatching from their cozy incubator, these feathered friends are thriving and full of life. Their adventures are just beginning as they explore the great outdoors, bringing a sense of joy and whimsy to everyone they encounter. With their playful antics and charming personalities, Bouboule and Bonbon remind us of the simple pleasures in life. Whether they’re pecking at the grass or fluffing their feathers in the sunshine, these little ones are sure to steal your heart. Join us in celebrating their journey as they embrace the fresh air and all the egg-citing experiences that lie ahead!