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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2944 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
broody hen drama?! 😂
Welcome to the wild world of broody hen drama! 😂 Meet Boujiee, affectionately known as Miss Boujiee Butt, who has taken her motherly instincts to a whole new level by hoarding eggs and transforming into a feathery fortress! The moment she senses my approach, it's a mad dash back to her precious eggs—like she thinks I'm plotting a fowl heist! Meanwhile, our other hen, Goldie, seems to be co-parenting, sneaking in for a little egg-sitting action when Boujiee takes a break. But today, I discovered two rogue eggs just chilling in the coop, seemingly set aside by Boujiee for Goldie. It’s a classic case of chicken custody battles! 🐔 Have you ever encountered this kind of poultry plot twist?
Yale Chicken Research
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiasts! I’m an engineering student at Yale, diving into the world of biosecurity challenges in commercial poultry houses. I’m on a mission to connect with 10–15 contract growers to learn about your daily management routines, particularly around the ever-important topic of mortality removal. Your insights are invaluable, and I can’t wait to tap into your expertise! I promise it’ll be a laid-back chat—just a quick 20-minute phone call at a time that suits you. If you’re interested in sharing your experiences and helping a curious student out, please DM me or drop a comment below. Let’s cluck about how we can keep our feathered friends safe and sound!
2 week old chick sneezing
If you’ve got a 2-week-old chick who’s been sneezing like she’s auditioning for a poultry version of a sneeze competition, you’re not alone! Sneezing in chicks can be fairly common, especially if they’re exposed to dust or allergens—like when you switched her bedding from pine shavings to pellets. It sounds like your little feathered friend is otherwise healthy, since she’s eating, drinking, and her eyes and nostrils look normal. While it’s frustrating that the vet didn’t witness her sneezes, it’s good they checked her vitals and found nothing alarming. Keep an eye on her, and if the sneezing persists or worsens, don’t hesitate to seek further advice. Welcome to the whimsical world of chick ownership—where every sneeze can spark both concern and curiosity!
I thought you might appreciate this tiny egg my Orpington laid!
Hey there, chicken aficionados! I just had to share this delightful little nugget from my Orpington—a tiny egg that’s practically bursting with charm! It’s so small, it could’ve almost been laid by a Sussex, but honestly, does it really matter? Either way, it’s an egg-citing treasure that feels like a sprinkle of magic in our feathered friends' daily adventures. There’s something wonderfully whimsical about finding these petite surprises that remind us of the unique joy chickens bring into our lives. So, let’s celebrate the quirks and cuteness of our flock and keep the good vibes rolling! Wishing everyone a cluck-tastic day filled with laughter and maybe a few more adorable surprises from your own backyard buddies!
My olive egger chicks have entered their rebellious phase and grew mohawks
Get ready to cluck with laughter because Mr. Fluffy Thing’s olive egger chicks have officially entered their rebellious phase! These little feathered rascals have swapped their sweet, innocent looks for funky mohawks, proving that even chicks can channel their inner rock stars. It’s a wild world in the coop as these daring darlings strut their stuff, turning heads and ruffling feathers. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken whisperer or just someone who enjoys the delightful chaos of poultry life, this hilarious transformation will surely tickle your funny bone. Join the conversation and share your thoughts on these fabulous feathered friends—who knew rebellion could look so egg-citing? Check out the full story and comments for some serious chuckles!
Is my pretty girl a pretty him?
Is your pretty girl actually a pretty him? It sounds like you have quite the feathered mystery on your hands with Sylvie! Having welcomed her into your flock nearly a year ago, it’s understandable that her age and gender might be a bit murky. Silkies can be tricky to read, especially with those fluffy feathers hiding their true identities. Adding a new rooster could certainly shake things up in the coop, and it’s not uncommon for a hen to surprise us with an unexpected crow! While it might feel a bit daunting, remember that chicken identities can be fluid. Let’s dive into the delightful world of chicken gender guessing and explore whether your Sylvie girl is still a lady after all! 🐔✨
Update on my sick chicken
Hey fellow chicken lovers! I’m reaching out for some cluck-tastic advice on my sick feathered friend. Good news: both her eyes are open now! However, she’s got some mucus coming from her beak and is a bit of a diva when it comes to being touched. Sometimes she struggles with her breathing, but it’s not constant. I’ve been trying to help her out by giving her some electrolyte water (though she wasn’t thrilled about it) and she’s had a little scrambled egg treat. I’m really hoping she feels better soon, as I’m a bit worried about her. If anyone has tips or advice on what else I can do, I’d be all ears! Thanks for the support, everyone! [link] [comments]
Two chicks reporting for a hen/roo vote!
It’s time for a cluck-tastic election update! Two adorable chicks are strutting their stuff and reporting live from the hen and rooster voting booth—ready to spill the beans (or seeds) on the latest avian opinions. As feathered friends gather to cast their votes, the buzz around the coop is electric. Are the hens leaning towards a cozy nesting policy, or will the roosters push for more free-range fun? Join us as we dive into the delightful chaos of poultry politics, where every chirp counts and every opinion matters. With a mix of humor and heartfelt insights, we’ll uncover the consensus that shapes life in the coop.
What is this behavior called?
Have you ever watched your feathered friends engaging in what looks like a bizarre dance of scratching and preening? You might wonder, “What is this behavior called?” Is it just a routine feather-cleaning session, or could it be a sign of something more serious? Chickens, those delightful bundles of fluff, engage in a variety of behaviors that can baffle even the most seasoned poultry aficionados. From scratching the ground to fluffing their feathers, each action has a purpose and meaning behind it. So, let’s dive into the whimsical world of chicken behavior and uncover what your clucking companions are really up to. Whether they’re simply grooming or signaling something more significant, understanding these antics can deepen your bond with your flock!
We all grew up🥳
Ah, the delightful journey of growing up! We all have those moments that define our youth, filled with laughter, awkwardness, and perhaps a dash of chaos. In this whimsical exploration, submitted by the ever-charming /u/Affectionate-Gap2197, we dive into the nostalgic tales that connect us all. Whether it’s the first time we faced our fears, the unforgettable mishaps with our feathered friends, or the heartwarming memories that still bring a smile, each story adds a unique feather to our collective cap. This is a celebration of growth, transformation, and the hilarity that often accompanies our adventures. So, gather ‘round, fellow chicken enthusiasts and childhood reminiscers, as we relive those egg-citing moments of our lives!
What's up here? I've checked and preventatively treated for mites and lice havent found any
What's going on in your coop? It sounds like you’re navigating some feathered friend drama! You've checked for mites and lice—good call—yet Blanch is still sporting a featherless look, with no irritation to boot. As for your roosters, those bald patches and rough feathers could be signs of molting, especially since they’re around a year old. You might have noticed a dip in egg production too, which often accompanies this natural process. Plus, it’s great that you’ve adjusted their light exposure to 13-16 hours; constant light can indeed play tricks on their molting cycle. Let’s dive into some tips and tricks to help your flock flourish during this feather-shedding phase!
Grumpy little man
Meet our grumpy little man, who was quite the character before being scooped up for a quick cuddle! With a face that could rival a thundercloud and a demeanor to match, he grumbled his way through the day, letting everyone know that he wasn’t particularly thrilled about the attention. Yet, beneath that feisty exterior lies a charm that’s hard to resist. It’s a classic case of the “grumpy but lovable” archetype that resonates with many of us who have encountered a feathered friend with a bit of attitude. Whether you find him amusing or relatable, this little guy reminds us that even the grumpiest of chickens have their moments—and sometimes, those moments are just too egg-citing to miss!
2 week old chick
Meet one of my adorable two-week-old chicks, a little bundle of joy with some exciting pin feathers starting to sprout! If you're new to raising chicks like I am, you might be wondering what these pin feathers are all about. They are the early stages of a chick's feathers, looking like tiny, soft quills poking through the skin. It’s a delightful sign that your feathered friend is growing up and getting ready for its first flight—eventually! Watching these little ones develop is a cluck-tastic journey filled with surprises and joy. Have you noticed any similar feather developments in your chicks? Let’s share our experiences and learn together in this whimsical adventure of chick-raising!
Two pekin bantam mothers are a bit confused
In the whimsical world of chicken rearing, confusion among our feathered friends can lead to some cluck-tastic moments! Enter two Pekin bantam mothers, who have found themselves in a bit of a puzzling predicament. These pint-sized parenting pros are navigating the delightful chaos of motherhood, but something seems a little off in their coop. Whether it's a case of misplaced eggs or a mix-up in chick supervision, their antics are sure to amuse and resonate with both seasoned poultry enthusiasts and those who find themselves chickening out at the thought of raising chickens. Join us as we dive into this charming tale of maternal mystery, showcasing the quirks that make life with chickens truly egg-citing!
Fancy a cuppa, Franco?
Fancy a cuppa, Franco? is a delightful exploration of the quirky and endearing world of chicken-keeping, presented by the whimsical mind of /u/Evil_Jellyfish_. This piece invites readers to sip tea while navigating the charming chaos that accompanies raising feathered friends. With a blend of humor and sincerity, the author shares personal anecdotes and insights that resonate with both seasoned chicken enthusiasts and those who might be chickening out at the thought of these fowl companions. From the joys of gathering fresh eggs to the unpredictable antics of chickens, this article offers a light-hearted yet relatable perspective that is sure to amuse and engage.
Mama Chilling
Mama Chilling is a delightful exploration of the whimsical world of chickens, crafted by the imaginative mind of u/WarGroundbreaking136. This engaging piece invites readers into a cluck-tastic journey, where the joy of raising feathered friends meets the hilarity of their unpredictable antics. With a blend of humor and vulnerability, Mama Chilling captures the love-hate relationship many have with these quirky companions. It's a celebration of the unpredictable charm that comes with chicken-keeping, where laughter is abundant, and moments of chaos are just part of the fun. Whether you're a seasoned farmer or simply chicken-curious, this submission is sure to resonate, offering both entertainment and a sense of community among fellow chicken enthusiasts. Join the conversation and embrace the madness of Mama Chilling!
My Flock.
Welcome to My Flock, where the journey from five curious chickens to a bustling community of 40 feathered friends unfolds! Three years ago, I took the plunge into the whimsical world of poultry, and what an egg-citing adventure it has been! Each cluck and flutter has brought laughter, lessons, and a sprinkle of chaos to my backyard. As I navigated the ups and downs of chicken-keeping, from the joy of fresh eggs to the occasional fowl play, I discovered a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just chickening out at the thought of chickens, there’s something here for everyone. Join me as we celebrate the quirks, challenges, and pure joy of our feathered companions!
I just wanted to thank who ever recommended leaves for enrichment!
I just wanted to take a moment to express my heartfelt gratitude to whoever recommended using leaves for chicken enrichment! After cleaning out the run, I decided to mix in some mealworms and scratch grains before covering everything with a generous layer of leaves. Let me tell you, it’s been three days, and my feathered friends are still having an absolute blast! I had no idea they would shred the leaves with such enthusiasm—it's like a mini chicken rave out there! Their joy is contagious, and it's delightful to see them so engaged and happy. Thank you for this cluck-tastic tip; it has truly transformed their playtime! If you’re looking for a way to keep your chickens entertained, I highly recommend giving this a try!
Guess what
Guess what? It’s time to dive into a cluck-tastic exploration of our feathered friends! Submitted by the ever-curious u/Ok_Onion2727, this delightful piece invites you to uncover the whimsical world of chickens, where humor and vulnerability take center stage. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken whisperer, a casual observer charmed by their antics, or someone who occasionally chickened out at the thought of handling these fowl creatures, there’s something here for everyone. Expect a playful blend of facts and fun, perfect for sparking laughter and fostering community. So, grab your imaginary chicken and get ready to cluck along with us on this egg-citing journey filled with quirky insights and relatable tales! Join the conversation and let the fun begin!
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Welcome to the whimsical world of chickens, where every feathered friend has a story to tell! Submitted by the ever-creative u/james3dprinting, this delightful piece explores the quirky, comical, and sometimes downright chaotic experiences that come with keeping chickens. Whether you’re an experienced farmer or someone who’s a bit chicken about the whole idea, you’ll find relatable moments that tickle your funny bone and tug at your heartstrings. From the cluck-tastic antics of these lovable creatures to the unexpected challenges they present, this post invites you to embrace the joy and madness of chicken life. So, grab a comfy seat and prepare for an egg-citing journey that celebrates both the love and laughter found within the coop!
Why is my chicken making this noise?
Hello, fellow chicken enthusiasts! Ever had a moment where your feathered friend starts making a noise that leaves you scratching your head? Well, that’s exactly what’s happening with one of our fellow chicken lovers, u/AbstractMelons. This two-year-old chicken has been clucking up a storm all day while occasionally sneezing, and it’s left her owner puzzled. While chickens can be quirky creatures, unusual noises can sometimes signal underlying issues or just a new phase in their personality. Whether it’s a case of excitement, a call for attention, or something needing a closer look, let’s dive into the delightful world of chicken communication. Share your thoughts and experiences—let’s help u/AbstractMelons get to the bottom of this cluck-tastic conundrum!
Pov you are snack
Imagine this: you’re a snack, perched on the kitchen counter, just waiting for your moment to shine. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in comes the family, ready to devour anything in sight. But wait, there’s a twist! As a snack, you have your own quirky personality and a few surprises up your sleeve. From the delightful crunch of a chip to the sweet, chewy goodness of a cookie, every bite tells a story. You experience the joy of being the hero of movie nights, the star of picnics, and the ultimate comfort during cozy evenings. So, what’s it like to be a snack in a world of hungry humans? Let’s dive into this deliciously fun perspective, where every crumb counts!
Smudge the rooster loves a play date with my grand daughter, Billie!
Meet Smudge the rooster, the feathered friend who brings joy and laughter to playdates with my granddaughter, Billie! Their quirky bond is nothing short of cluck-tastic, showcasing the delightful antics of a rooster who is more than just a barnyard bird. Smudge loves to strut his stuff while Billie giggles and chases him around the yard, creating unforgettable moments filled with fun and laughter. Whether it’s a game of fowl hide-and-seek or simply basking in the sunshine together, their adventures remind us of the whimsical joys of life on the farm. Join us as we dive into this heartwarming tale of friendship that proves even the most unlikely of companions can create magic together! Check out the full story and share your thoughts!
Is there any hope in saving her? Please read (Warning: graphic close up of vent in 3rd pic)
Meet Rebocka, our 3-year-old Rhode Island Red, who’s been feeling a bit under the weather lately. It all started when she began isolating herself from the flock, and things took a turn for the worse when I realized she was emaciated beneath her fluff. With a pale comb and an overall lack of energy, I fear she may be battling an internal illness. Despite her clear eyes and clean feathers, she’s hardly eating or drinking, leaving me worried and searching for answers. I’ve tried tempting her with scrambled eggs and mealworms, but she only nibbles. As her devoted chicken caretaker, I’m reaching out to the community for any hope or advice on what might be ailing her. Can we save our feathered friend?