chickens
chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2945 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Sunset isn’t complete without Boba’s speech🐓🌄
As the sun dips below the horizon, casting a golden glow across the farm, Boba the chicken takes center stage, crowing with all the flair of a rockstar. This feathered friend knows that rules simply don’t apply to him—especially when it comes to sunset performances! With a confident strut and a playful attitude, Boba reminds us that life is too short to take seriously, even if you happen to be a chicken. His delightful antics serve as a reminder to embrace the whimsical moments that make our days egg-citing. Join the fun as we celebrate Boba's crowning achievement at dusk, proving that every sunset deserves a little extra cluck-tastic flair. After all, who wouldn’t want to witness a chicken living life to the fullest?
The ladies have decided to take over the house, May like always asserting dominance on her little stool
In a cluck-tastic twist of fate, the ladies have declared their takeover of the house! May, ever the feisty hen, has taken her rightful place on her little stool, firmly asserting her dominance over the household. It’s a classic case of fowl play as she struts around, reminding everyone who the real boss is. The other feathered friends are watching in awe, perhaps secretly plotting their own rise to power. This whimsical scene captures the delightful chaos that ensues when chickens decide they’re not just barnyard buddies but also rulers of the roost—inside and out! Join the fun and see how these hilarious hijinks unfold as our beloved hens embrace their new roles. Grab your popcorn; it’s going to be an egg-citing show!
Boba’s golden hour glow up 🐔☀️✨
Meet Boba, the chicken with a flair for the dramatic! 🐔☀️✨ There's nothing that makes him happier than basking in the warm glow of the sun, striking poses that would make any runway model envious. It’s not like I trained him for this—nope, he just has a natural talent for soaking up the spotlight and embodying the perfect golden hour glow-up. 🌼☀️ Whether he's fluffing up his feathers or striking a pose, Boba reminds us all to enjoy those sunny moments, even if it means being a little extra. Join us in celebrating this quirky feathered friend and his sun-soaked shenanigans! You never know, his antics might just inspire you to embrace your own dramatic side. 🌞✨
Does anyone else have best chicken friends that do this? 😭
Does anyone else have best chicken friends that do this? 😭 Well, if you’ve ever found yourself chuckling at your feathered companions’ quirky antics or shaking your head in disbelief at their unpredictable behavior, you’re not alone! Our beloved chickens can be both delightful and downright bewildering, creating moments that leave us in stitches—or maybe even a little frazzled. Whether they’re plotting their next escape or engaging in a dramatic dust bath, the bond we share with our chickens is truly egg-citing. So, if you’ve ever experienced the joy (and chaos) of chicken companionship, join the conversation! Share your tales of fowl play, and let’s celebrate the whimsical world of our feathered friends together. After all, who doesn’t love a good chicken story?
I found the perfect chicken
In the delightful world of chicken enthusiasts, finding that perfect feathered friend can feel like a whimsical adventure! Submitted by the ever-curious u/mruwubug, this tale dives into the heartwarming journey of discovering a chicken that truly stands out from the flock. With a blend of humor and relatable experiences, the story captures the quirks and charms of our beloved chickens, showcasing the unique personalities that make them such endearing companions. Whether you're a seasoned chicken keeper or just someone who admires these clucky cuties from afar, this narrative promises to tickle your funny bone and perhaps even inspire you to embrace your own flock. So, grab your favorite snack and settle in for an egg-citing read that celebrates the joy and madness of chicken companionship!
Our first fairy egg!
Get ready to cluck with delight because we have our very first fairy egg! Weighing in at a dainty 17 grams, this little gem is the cutest addition to our flock. But hold onto your feathers—our curious chickens were just as baffled by it as we are! In their quest for adventure, they pecked a hole in it, proving that even our feathered friends can be a bit confused by the magic of nature. This whimsical moment not only highlights the peculiarities of chicken life but also brings us all together in shared amusement. So, let’s celebrate this egg-citing milestone and embrace the quirks that come with raising our beloved chickens. Join the fun and share your thoughts on this cluck-tastic find!
What kinds of chickens do I have? I inherited most of them less than 2 years ago so I don’t know anything about them including their ages (2 chickens are wild that decided to move in last year). The white chicken lays white eggs, one chicken lays blue/green eggs and the rest lay light brown eggs.
So, you've inherited a delightful flock of feathered friends, but their backgrounds remain a mystery! Don't worry; you're not alone in this quirky chicken conundrum. With a charming mix of personalities, your chickens are sure to keep you entertained and perhaps a little perplexed. You have a white chicken that lays pristine white eggs, a beauty that adds a touch of elegance to your brunch table. Then there's the magical hen that produces blue and green eggs—talk about egg-citing surprises! The rest of your crew contributes light brown eggs, offering a classic touch to your chicken adventure. Plus, those wild chickens that decided to crash the party? They just add to the fun! Let’s dive into the wonderful world of your feathered companions!
Their favorite nesting spot
Yesterday was quite the adventure as we moved our feathered friends into a bigger barn, and they’ve officially declared their favorite nesting spot! Instead of the cozy, designated nesting boxes we set up, our clever cluckers have collectively decided that the old feeding bins are the prime real estate for laying their eggs. Who knew chickens could be so picky—or so quirky? Watching them hop in and out of those bins is like witnessing a delightful game of chicken Tetris! It’s a reminder that our feathered friends have a mind of their own, and sometimes, their choices are as amusing as they are unexpected. Join us in celebrating this cluck-tastic nesting decision and share your own chicken antics!
Cindy the silkie. She's been one the the most unique chickens I've ever owned
Meet Cindy the silkie, a one-of-a-kind feathered friend who has captured my heart in the most delightful way! With her mesmerizing gaze that holds steady as she looks me in the eye, it’s as if she knows all my secrets. This chill and patient hen has even made appearances in schools, where her calm demeanor and love for snuggling in my coat or sweaters have charmed everyone she meets. Unlike most chickens, Cindy has never pecked anyone, showcasing her gentle nature. I often wonder what makes her so wonderfully serene and awesome. Lately, I've been toying with the idea of letting her hatch some eggs. Who knows what adorable little fluff balls might emerge from this remarkable hen?
Finally finished (mostly) our chicken run!
After a whirlwind of busy workdays and a temporary janky setup, we’re thrilled to announce that our chicken run is finally (mostly) finished! As first-time chicken owners, this journey has been a delightful learning experience, filled with laughter and a few surprises along the way. We set aside some dedicated days to bring our vision to life, and we’re feeling pretty proud of our feathered friends’ new digs. To top it all off, all six of our gals laid an egg on their first day in the new run—talk about an egg-citing success!
I’ll paint your chicken the sequel, first 2 paintings ( of 6)
Hey everyone! I’m back with some cluck-tastic news about "I’ll Paint Your Chicken: The Sequel"! Life threw a few feathers my way, causing a bit of a delay, but I’m excited to share that I’ve completed two paintings and am halfway through a third. Thank you for all the delightful chicken photos you sent my way! I’ll be sifting through DMs soon to select another feathered friend for a painting. If you missed my last post and want your chicken to join the fun, feel free to share your favorite chicken snapshots here! I plan to paint a total of six chickens, so let’s keep the egg-citement going! Cheers to our feathered friends and the joy they bring!
Help!
Oh no! It sounds like you’re dealing with quite the cluck-tastrophe in your coop! Ruffled feathers and a rooster gone rogue can be a real worry, especially when it comes to the well-being of your feathered friends. It’s great that you’ve separated the two and are actively caring for your hen. Using Vetericyn and Blue Kote is a solid start to help her heal. Since she’s staying hydrated, that’s a good sign! However, her not eating much and still being a bit wobbly is concerning. You’re not alone in this; many chicken keepers have faced similar situations! Let’s rally together and share tips and support to help your hen get back on her feet—literally!
My mom lost her mind
My mom has truly lost her mind—she's incubating a delightful mix of feathered wonders that any chicken lover would cluck about! In her latest batch, you'll find a dozen adorable Salmon Faverolles cozied up in the incubator, ready to charm anyone who lays eyes on them. But that’s just the beginning! She’s also nurturing four zombies 🧟♂️ (yes, you read that right), six Dark Brahmas, six Silver Deathlayers, and six Golden Deathlayers—talk about a poultry party! To top it off, there are four Ayam Cemani and a few extra Copper Marans filling the extra space. It’s a cluck-tastic variety that’s bound to bring joy and a sprinkle of madness to our coop! Come join the fun and see what hatches!
Rejects?
Have you ever welcomed a bunch of feathered friends into your coop only to wonder if they might be the “rejects” of the chicken world? That’s exactly what happened to our friend from Reddit, who’s been caring for a few adorable silkies. Despite their questionable poof and peculiar feathering—one even sporting mostly regular feathers with just a hint of fluff—these little ones have stolen her heart with their sweet, gentle nature. It seems like these charming fluff balls just can’t be mean! But, the big question remains: are they possibly inbred? If you’re a silkie expert or just a fellow chicken lover, join the conversation and share your insights on these delightful yet quirky birds!
pullet ID!!
Oh no, the dreaded fate of mystery pullets! It sounds like you’re facing a feathered puzzle after your hubs tossed out the box with their breeds—talk about a cluck-tastrophe! Fear not, chicken enthusiast! You’ve got a delightful mix of girls on your hands, and we’re here to help you crack the case. With one being an Easter Egger (EE) and another as a seafoam green egger, you’re already off to a colorful start. But what about the rest of your feathery friends? Let’s dive into the world of pullet identification together! Share any distinctive features you’ve noticed, and let’s see if we can match them to their breeds. Your chicken journey just got egg-citing!
Pecking their eggs
Have you ever caught your feathered friends pecking at their own eggs and wondered what on earth could be going on? It’s a puzzling behavior that can leave chicken enthusiasts scratching their heads. While it might seem like fowl play, there are a few reasons behind this quirky action. From instinctual behaviors to potential nutritional deficiencies, pecking at eggs can indicate underlying issues that every chicken keeper should be aware of. Whether your chickens are just curious or trying to communicate something important, understanding this behavior can help ensure the well-being of your flock. Let’s crack this mystery wide open and explore the reasons behind why your chickens might be engaging in this egg-pecking escapade!
Chicken Sitting
Are you ready to take the plunge into the cluck-tastic world of chicken sitting? If you're like our friend, u/LotusElizabeth, you might find yourself embracing the delightful chaos of caring for feathered friends for the very first time! Chicken sitting can be an egg-citing adventure filled with quirky personalities, unexpected antics, and the occasional moment of “Did that just happen?” From ensuring your feathery companions are well-fed to mastering the art of chicken communication, this experience is sure to tickle your funny bone while building your confidence. Whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just chickening out, this guide will help you navigate the whimsical journey of chicken sitting with laughter and plenty of love. Buckle up for a fowl-filled adventure!
Franchesca after a long day
After a long day filled with clucks and chaos, my feathered friend Franchesca has a unique way of unwinding—by puffing on her favorite piece of grass, which I affectionately call her "cigar." It's a whimsical ritual; no matter how many times I pluck it away, she always manages to find another one. Watching her strut around with that green delicacy is like observing a quirky chicken version of a laid-back lounge act. Her antics remind me that even in the midst of chaos, there's always room for a little humor and relaxation. Whether she’s clucking contentedly or strutting her stuff, Franchesca certainly knows how to embrace life—one "cigar" at a time!
2017
In 2017, the whimsical world of chickens took center stage in a delightful submission by /u/bohiko. This engaging piece captures the quirky love-hate relationship many have with these feathered friends. With a blend of humor and relatable anecdotes, the author explores the fascinating yet sometimes chaotic life of chicken ownership. From heartwarming moments to the occasional fowl play, readers are invited to embrace the madness and joy of raising chickens. Whether you're a seasoned farmer or simply intrigued by these clucking companions, this submission promises to entertain and enlighten. Join the conversation and discover why chickens can be both a source of laughter and a surprising adventure in everyday life. Check out the link for comments and insights from fellow chicken enthusiasts!
For the first time since having them - my chickens ran over to me!
What an egg-citing moment in the chicken coop! For the first time since welcoming my feathered friends into my life, they actually ran over to me—talk about a cluck-tastic breakthrough! I’ve been diligently following the fantastic advice shared in my previous thread about building a bond with my chickens, and it’s finally paying off. Last night, as I stepped outside and greeted them, I was delighted to see them scurry over to the nearest corner, with Tendra (or Tendie, as I like to call her) leading the charge. Marco followed closely, while Vanillope, true to her cautious nature, hung back a bit. A huge thank you to everyone who offered their wisdom—it’s a joy to see our community thrive together!
Garage bird got house, I got an egg
It’s a cluck-tastic day in the backyard! Dino, my beloved retired hen, has officially moved into her very own garage abode after being bullied out of the flock—poor girl! It seems that her age and quirky charm didn't sit well with the others, but fear not; she’s found a cozy spot to enjoy her golden years. To top it all off, Dino surprised us all by laying an egg today! Who knew retirement could be so egg-citing? This unexpected turn of events has turned an ordinary day into a memorable milestone for both Dino and me. Join me in celebrating this feathered friend’s new chapter and the delightful surprises that come with it!
pullet ID!!
Hey chicken lovers! 🐔 It seems our friend Dizzy_Vacation3280 is in a bit of a cluck-tastrophe! Their hubs accidentally tossed out the box containing the breeds of their precious pullets, leaving them scratching their heads. 😩 While they’ve identified one as an Easter Egger and another as a seafoam green egger (which is egg-citing!), they’re still puzzled about the rest of their feathered friends. If you have any insights on what these charming girls might look like, now’s the time to lend a helping wing! Let’s come together as a community to solve this fowl mystery, and help Dizzy celebrate their quirky flock. Share your thoughts and let’s get those pullet identities sorted out!
My lucky one
Last night was anything but ordinary in my backyard chicken kingdom! As dusk settled in, my feathered friends erupted into a cacophony of clucks and squawks, signaling that something was amiss. Curious and a bit concerned, I ventured out to investigate and discovered one of my hens was missing. After a mini treasure hunt, I found her cozied up in a half-full rain barrel, utterly exhausted and too weak to make a fuss. Thankfully, she spent the night basking under the warmth of a heat lamp, and she’s already bouncing back! What struck me most was how the other chickens raised the alarm, showcasing their quirky camaraderie. It’s moments like these that remind me of the incredible bonds we share with our feathered friends!
Can someone give me advice
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiast! It sounds like you’ve got quite a cluck-tastic adventure on your hands with your speckled Sussex chicks! Raising them can be a bit of a wild ride, especially after a two-year break. Your concerns about their current 3x2 ft tote being too snug for four growing chicks are valid—space is key for those little feathered friends! As for the weather in southwest PA, it’s definitely a rollercoaster, so you might want to consider running that heat lamp out to the coop. Just make sure it’s secure and provides enough warmth to keep them cozy on those chilly nights. Let’s dive into some advice to help your babies thrive as they feather out!