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Alektorophobia keeps feast in one place: one story so far. The section currently leads with “Our local grocer is serving up some egg-citing new feathered finds”. There's something deeply egg-citing about wandering into your local grocer and discovering they've expanded their poultry aisle into full-on feathered territory. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every feast story on Alektorophobia, newest first.

Our local grocer is serving up some egg-citing new feathered finds
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Our local grocer is serving up some egg-citing new feathered finds

There's something deeply egg-citing about wandering into your local grocer and discovering they've expanded their poultry aisle into full-on feathered territory. Our neighborhood market is now serving up some seriously cluck-tastic finds, and honestly, we're here for the fowl play. It's a beautiful reminder that grocery shopping doesn't have to be a boring chore, it can be a wild adventure with your favorite feathered friends. And if you're feeling a little apprehensive about these new additions, don't worry. We've all been there. Just remember, even the prettiest hens have their rough days, as our piece on Luna Sophie's latest molt so perfectly proves. Sometimes, beauty is truly a feathery disaster.