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My Muscovy's a flight risk: and a feathered food thief
So your Muscovy thinks he's an escape artist *and* a food thief? That's some next-level fowl play right there. I feel your pain, these birds are stubborn enough to make a rooster blush, and apparently, flight is just another tool in their mischief toolkit. The fact that he flew right back in after his great escape? Classic. It's like he wanted to prove he *could* leave, not that he actually wanted to. Muscovies really do march to the beat of their own drum, or wing, I suppose. For anyone else wrangling a feathered Houdini, you're not alone. And if you need a laugh about coop chaos, check out our piece on "16 hens, 80 feet, one rooster: is your coop a cluck-tastic fit."
