chickens
That cheeky fox found the one loose board and took five of my flock
Oh, that *cheeky* fox. Five of your flock gone in one sneaky midnight heist, and the worst part? Three vanished without a single feather as evidence. That's not just fowl play, that's a magic trick. I'm so sorry for your loss, and I totally get the urge to search every bush within a fifty-yard radius. The good news? Your four escapees are tough cookies, and that one injured hen is a survivor. The missing three? Honestly, foxes don't usually leave a clean crime scene unless they're stashing a snack. But hope isn't irrational here, chickens are craftier than we give them credit for. You've already locked down the coop like Fort Knox, which is cluck-tastic.