chickens
The New Girl's Ruffling Feathers: Buff Orpington Drama Unfolds
Oh, bless your heart, and your poor fringe. That buff Orpington has clearly decided you are either a rival hen or a very strange, hair-covered perch. You've got a classic pecking-order drama unfolding, complete with a dramatic hair-pulling scene that would make a soap opera proud. The good news? She runs to you for food, so she doesn't hate you, she just has… feelings. Big, loud, territorial feelings. Black Orpington is your chill bestie, white Sultan is neutral, and Buff is the new girl trying to assert dominance in the most literal way possible. For more feathered friend fiascos, check out "Feathered Friends, Fowl Play, or Just a Hen in Disguise?", because apparently, chicken identity crises are a whole genre.