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invasive species

Alektorophobia keeps invasive species in one place: one story so far. The section currently leads with “My chickens stole my egg bagel: are they an invasive species too?”. There I was, bagel in hand, coffee steaming, ready for a peaceful morning. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every invasive species story on Alektorophobia, newest first.

My chickens stole my egg bagel: are they an invasive species too?
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My chickens stole my egg bagel: are they an invasive species too?

There I was, bagel in hand, coffee steaming, ready for a peaceful morning. Then Rice and Louise decided my breakfast was actually a community meal. Louise, that barred rock with the defective comb, and her partner-in-crime Rice apparently operate under the belief that possession is nine-tenths of the law, and they possess everything. Honestly, I can't even be mad. Watching a chicken sprint off with an egg bagel is nature's most chaotic comedy. Are they an invasive species? They're certainly invasive when it comes to my kitchen. But really, who can blame them? That bagel had egg on it. They were just reclaiming their heritage. For more fowl food heists, check out "Almond's donut heist proves her fowl food fiend status." These birds are relentless.