JJ
Alektorophobia keeps JJ in one place: 2 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Princess JJ gets a teddy bear dress upgrade from her future mom” and “This mystery chicken thinks people are just giant feathered friends”. When my fiancée decided Princess JJ deserved a teddy bear dress upgrade, I nearly lost it. Some chickens are skittish, some are broody, and some are just... Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every JJ story on Alektorophobia, newest first.

Princess JJ gets a teddy bear dress upgrade from her future mom
When my fiancée decided Princess JJ deserved a teddy bear dress upgrade, I nearly lost it. There she was, our regal hen, strutting around in a tiny princess gown straight off a stuffed animal. It was egg-citing and ridiculous all at once. JJ wore that little dress like she was born for it, which honestly tracks if you know her. She's always been a bit of a diva. This is the kind of fowl play I can get behind. If you love seeing chickens get the royal treatment, you'll also want to check out how Fred and Sparrow take zoning out to a whole new cluck-tastic level. Pure poultry gold.

This mystery chicken thinks people are just giant feathered friends
Some chickens are skittish, some are broody, and some are just... confused. JJ, a mostly Bielefelder, Jersey Giant, and Favril mix, apparently thinks every human is just a giant feathered friend. We've hatched a lot of birds, but this level of unabashed, tail-wagging friendliness is a first. It's both heartwarming and a little unsettling, like being adored by a fluffy dinosaur. We love a mystery, especially one that comes with free affection. It reminds us of our own sling setup for a chick who needed a little TLC, sometimes these feathered friends keep us on our toes. For now, we're just enjoying JJ's cluck-tastic delusion.