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judge not

Alektorophobia keeps judge not in one place: one story so far. The section currently leads with “When the chicken judge gets judged, even the cluckiest can't escape the fowl play”. You know that moment when you're all set to judge some chickens, feeling pretty clucky about your expertise, and then *bam*, the fowl play turns on you? Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every judge not story on Alektorophobia, newest first.

When the chicken judge gets judged, even the cluckiest can't escape the fowl play
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When the chicken judge gets judged, even the cluckiest can't escape the fowl play

You know that moment when you're all set to judge some chickens, feeling pretty clucky about your expertise, and then *bam*, the fowl play turns on you? That's exactly the egg-citing chaos /u/smoishymoishes has unleashed. Even the most seasoned among us can get caught in a feathered frenzy, and this tale proves it. It's a hilarious reminder that chickens have a way of humbling us, whether we're scared or seasoned. If you need a break from all this judgment drama, our "Chicken City's 24/7 Livestream: Fowl Play You Can Watch All Day" offers a much safer perch for observing these quirky creatures. Sometimes, it's better to watch than to wade in.