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Cluck-tastic phone escape: the kitchen chicken excuse that actually works

You know that moment when your phone rings and you'd rather wrestle a broody hen than answer? One Redditor has perfected the art of the cluck-tastic escape, using the kitchen chicken excuse as a legit social parachute. I love it, because anyone who's ever tried to shoo a chicken out of the house knows that's a solid alibi. It's relatable, it's hilarious, and it's the kind of fowl play we can all get behind. For more feathered friend antics, check out our related piece, "My Backyard's a Buffet and the Chickens Are the Only Ones Eating," where the buffet battle gets real. Because let's face it, chickens are always plotting something egg-citing.