neighbours
neighbours at Alektorophobia is a file of 2 stories. The newest of them: “Neighborhood chicken watching: a cluck-tastic new hobby or fowl play afoot” and “When thunder claps and the coop door fails, two feathered friends are gone”. You know that moment when you're peeking through your blinds, convinced your neighbor's new hen is giving you the side-eye? Oh, that thunderstorm really did a number on your heart, didn't it? Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every neighbours story on Alektorophobia, newest first.
Neighborhood chicken watching: a cluck-tastic new hobby or fowl play afoot
You know that moment when you're peeking through your blinds, convinced your neighbor's new hen is giving you the side-eye? That's the kind of fowl play /u/HTD_Bros is clucking about. They propose neighborhood chicken watching as a legit hobby, but I'm not sure if it's egg-citing or just a great excuse to be nosy. I mean, I love my feathered friends, but watching them plot their next escape from the safety of my kitchen window? That's a whole new level of chicken commitment. If you're already questioning whether your flock is staging a protest, you'll want to check out "My feathered friends are staging a coop sit-in and I'm ladder-challenged" for solidarity.
When thunder claps and the coop door fails, two feathered friends are gone
Oh, that thunderstorm really did a number on your heart, didn't it? When the coop door fails and the claps of thunder send everyone scattering, it's a special kind of fowl play from Mother Nature. I'm so sorry for your loss, it's absolutely gutting to wake up to an eerily quiet garden and find your feathered friends gone. You get so used to seeing them from your window, petting them, that their absence leaves a void that feels impossibly big. It's a pain that's both ridiculous and completely valid. For anyone who's ever had a chicken steal their heart, reading "Dolly left the coop yesterday, and our hearts feel strangely egg-shaped" might hit just the right note of shared sorrow.