perched
perched at Alektorophobia is a file of 2 stories. The newest of them: “Munchkin claimed the dishwasher throne and supervised the whole wash cycle” and “My chickens snub their fancy coop: how do I win back their roost?”. There's something truly cluck-tastic about a chicken who decides the dishwasher is the ultimate throne. Three weeks of watching your hens roost in a bush while that expensive Omlet Cube sits there, empty and judging? Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every perched story on Alektorophobia, newest first.
Munchkin claimed the dishwasher throne and supervised the whole wash cycle
There's something truly cluck-tastic about a chicken who decides the dishwasher is the ultimate throne. Munchkin claimed that porcelain perch and supervised the entire wash cycle, for a whole hour. That's dedication to fowl play. I love a feathered friend who takes their duties so seriously, even if those duties involve judging your dish-loading skills. It's the kind of quirky behavior that makes life with chickens so egg-citing. They're full of surprises, and honestly, I'm here for it. If you're dealing with your own tiny flock mysteries, you might get a kick out of our article "Tiny garden, tiny flock: is a bantam the fowl for you." Munchkin proves that sometimes the best help comes with feathers.
My chickens snub their fancy coop: how do I win back their roost?
Three weeks of watching your hens roost in a bush while that expensive Omlet Cube sits there, empty and judging? I feel for you. It's the classic fowl play: you buy the luxury coop, and they choose a twig. Honestly, it sounds like you've got a couple of rebel hens on your hands. But before you box it up, know that this is a common, cluck-tastic plot twist. They're not broken; they're just being chickens. A gentle nudge (and maybe a dusk patrol to guide them in) often does the trick. If they still prefer the great outdoors, you might have to accept your fate as a chicken butler.