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phone infestation

phone infestation at Alektorophobia is a file of one story. The newest of them: “My Phone's Now a Mite Motel—A Cluck-Worthy Cleaning Mistake”. There's a special kind of chaos that comes with backyard poultry, and this mite motel situation is peak fowl play. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every phone infestation story on Alektorophobia, newest first.

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My Phone's Now a Mite Motel—A Cluck-Worthy Cleaning Mistake

There's a special kind of chaos that comes with backyard poultry, and this mite motel situation is peak fowl play. Look, I love my feathered friends, but they clearly have it out for us. This poor soul did the responsible thing, breaking out the Elector PSP for a full clean out, only to accidentally gift their phone to the mites. They're literally typing this from a plastic bag with a 91% isopropyl alcohol-soaked paper towel as a roommate. That is some next-level dedication to the cluck-tastic lifestyle. It's funny, sure, but also genuinely smart advice for anyone who's ever chickened out mid-clean. If you need a laugh after a long coop day, check out "Chickens Got Her Good! A Backyard Poultry Adventure.