picking up
2 stories filed under picking up on Alektorophobia. The newest of them: “Screaming Drama Queen Pullet Refuses to Chill: Anyone Else?” and “Orpingtons are the calmest cuddle bugs in the coop, zero fowl play needed.”. Well, color me clucking impressed by your patience. There's something genuinely magical about an Orpington that just... Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every picking up story on Alektorophobia, newest first.
Screaming Drama Queen Pullet Refuses to Chill: Anyone Else?
Well, color me clucking impressed by your patience. Puff and Lilith sound like they're running a two-bird rebellion, and honestly, I respect the commitment to chaos. It's a classic fowl play scenario: you've got four chill chickens and two drama llamas in feathers, all raised the same way, yet they're convinced being picked up is a personal attack. I feel your pain, especially when Puff screams like she's auditioning for a horror flick the whole time you're holding her. It's a relief that Lilith chills once she's in your arms, but Puff? She's a lifelong screamer. Since personality is clearly the boss here, you might be stuck with evening grab sessions, but hey, at least you're not alone in this.
Orpingtons are the calmest cuddle bugs in the coop, zero fowl play needed.
There's something genuinely magical about an Orpington that just... melts into your arms. No squawking, no wiggling, no fowl play whatsoever. Just a calm, contented featherball who apparently decided being picked up is a top-tier activity. I love that for this sweet baby, and honestly, I love that for the human too. Chickens can be unpredictable little dinosaurs when they want to be, but Orpingtons? They're the chill cousins at the family reunion. It's egg-citing to see that trust on full display, and it makes the whole backyard flock thing feel extra rewarding. For anyone still chickening out about handling their birds, this is your sign to try the gentle approach. Or just admire from a distance while this cutie sets the bar. Cluck-tastic stuff.