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2 stories filed under redd.it on Alektorophobia. The newest of them: “Fuzzy butts everywhere: my flock's gone full feathery free-for-all” and “Blurry chicken photo? Egg-xactly why we're all here clucking”. So, the flock has officially gone full feathery free-for-all, and honestly? Blurry chicken photo? Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every redd.it story on Alektorophobia, newest first.
Fuzzy butts everywhere: my flock's gone full feathery free-for-all
So, the flock has officially gone full feathery free-for-all, and honestly? I'm not sure whether to laugh or run for cover. Fuzzy butts everywhere sounds less like a peaceful farm scene and more like a fluffy, chaotic mosh pit with beaks. There's something oddly endearing about chickens deciding the rules no longer apply, though. It's the kind of delightful pandemonium that makes you question who's really in charge, spoiler: it's never the human. If you're nodding along, you'll probably get a kick out of our story on the mystery hen who's got the internet clucking for answers. Because when it comes to feathered friends, the plot always thickens, right before someone pecks at your shoelaces.
Blurry chicken photo? Egg-xactly why we're all here clucking
Blurry chicken photo? Egg-xactly why we're all here clucking. /u/electriceasel submitted the kind of image that makes you squint, tilt your head, and wonder if your feathered friend is plotting something, or just moving too fast for your phone's camera. We've all been there, snapping a pic of our flock only to end up with a ghostly blob that might be a chicken, might be a potato. It's relatable, it's hilarious, and it's the sort of fowl play that bonds this community together. Speaking of bonding over poultry problems, if you thought blurry photos were tricky, check out our piece on "Saddle-sized rats raiding your run? I feel your fowl pain", because nothing says chicken keeping like battling unexpected invaders.