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Penelope pulled a classic fowl move and claimed that pumpkin pie

Of course Penelope pulled a classic fowl move. Pumpkin pie is practically a chicken's worst nightmare, how dare she claim it as her own? I mean, I get it. Sometimes you just have to chickening out of responsibility and blame the nearest feathered friend. But this is next-level fowl play. Penelope knows exactly what she's doing, and honestly, I respect the audacity. It's giving "I'll take credit for your baking, and there's nothing you can do about it." If you've ever wondered how deep the chicken conspiracy goes, check out our story on five months of cradling a chicken like a loaf of bread. Spoiler: it only gets weirder from here.