survival instincts

This rooster's survival manual skipped the whole "self-preservation" chapter

Some roosters strut. Some crow. And then there's this feathered friend who apparently skipped the whole "self-preservation" chapter of the survival manual. Honestly, I respect the commitment to living life on the edge, but I also have to wonder if this guy thinks he's invincible or just really, really doesn't care. It's the kind of fowl play that makes you laugh and clutch your pearls at the same time. We've covered plenty of chicken chaos before, from road trip shenanigans to full-on mysteries, but this rooster might just take the cluck-tastic cake for sheer audacity. He's lucky he's cute.