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One story filed under tactical desk chicken on Alektorophobia. The newest of them: “My tactical desk chicken has claimed the mousepad throne for fowl naps”. There's something deeply hilarious about a tiny feathered overlord claiming your mousepad as her personal nap throne. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every tactical desk chicken story on Alektorophobia, newest first.

My tactical desk chicken has claimed the mousepad throne for fowl naps
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My tactical desk chicken has claimed the mousepad throne for fowl naps

There's something deeply hilarious about a tiny feathered overlord claiming your mousepad as her personal nap throne. PapaDoodleDooFarms' tactical desk chicken has apparently decided that all fowl business pauses for midday snoozes, right where your hand is supposed to go. I get it. You can't move her. You wouldn't dare. She's got a job description that includes bug patrol, treat negotiations, and looking absolutely adorable while making those weird R2D2 noises that somehow keep you company. Honestly, that's better office security than most humans provide. For anyone who's ever wondered if their chicken's nap schedule should dictate their workday, this is your cluck-tastic confirmation.