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My Flock's Obsessed With Laundry Water: Next Up, Crime-Fighting Pizza

My chickens have developed a rather peculiar obsession with our washing machine runoff. I'm not sure what's more concerning, the fact that they're guzzling soapy water like it's a gourmet beverage, or that I'm now half-expecting them to start demanding pizza and taking down neighborhood criminals. It's a classic case of fowl priorities, really. They've already mastered the art of being utterly ridiculous, so why not add crime-fighting to their résumé? If you think your flock has identity issues, check out our related article, "When Your Flock's a Foul Case of Mistaken Hen-tity." Because honestly, at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if my girls are secretly plotting a pizza-fueled crusade.