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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2941 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Warning! Lost a hen last night to a cat!
Oh no! It seems like a sneaky cat has pulled a fast one and snatched away one of our beloved feathered friends. At 4:24 AM, the loss of a Brahma hen can feel like a total cluck-up, especially when she was such a nice companion. It's frustrating to lose a cherished member of the flock to a feline foe! If you're feeling the sting of this loss, know you're not alone in the wild world of chicken keeping. For a lighter distraction, check out the post titled "I wonder if he'll get as big as her he's still so small! ♡" where fellow chicken enthusiasts share their own adorable stories. Let’s rally together and keep the chicken love alive!
-Brutal Avian Pox-but happy ending.
In a heart-wrenching yet ultimately uplifting tale, my jungle fowl and standard chicken breed hybrids have been battling a brutal case of avian pox for the past few weeks. Out of the 18, four of these feathered friends had their eyes swollen shut, leading to countless hours of hand-feeding and worry. But, here’s the cluck-tastic twist: the scabs are finally falling off, and one brave soul even started clucking again! It’s a wild ride filled with graphic photos that capture the struggle, but also the resilience of our beloved chickens. For those curious about chicken health, check out our article "HELP does someone know what this is???" for more insights. Join us as we celebrate the ups and downs of chicken parenting!
birthday pancakes
Every year, we whip up a cluck-tastic birthday tradition that’s sure to make any feathered friend feel special: birthday pancakes! With mealworm sprinkles adding a touch of egg-citement, these fluffy treats are a hit with the birthday bird and their loyal companions. This year, our birthday chicken was positively chirping with joy, and the triplets—who hatched on the same day and are inseparable—chimed in with their enthusiastic clucks. It’s a delightful way to celebrate another year of life in the coop, filled with laughter and love. If you’re curious about more chicken antics, check out “Ouch just trying to relax”: Stupid 🐔 for a dose of chicken humor that’ll have you in stitches!
Ouch just trying to relax
Sometimes, the quest for relaxation can be hilariously disrupted by our feathered friends! In “Ouch just trying to relax - Stupid 🐔,” submitted by u/bazookagodzilla, we delve into the not-so-peaceful moments when chickens decide to play the role of unexpected party crashers. Whether it’s a raucous cluck or a sudden feathered appearance, these antics are enough to make anyone question their sanity. If you’ve ever found yourself in a similar predicament, you’re not alone! Check out other amusing tales like u/Illustrious-Egg5799's story about a chicken that loves to follow a toddler around. Join the community as we share our love-hate relationship with chickens and embrace the chaos they bring to our lives!
HELP does someone know what this is??? Im worried
Oh no, CloverFive! It sounds like your little boy is experiencing some mysterious bumps that come and go—definitely a cause for concern! While I’m not a doctor, it’s always best to consult a healthcare professional for any unusual symptoms, especially when it involves our kiddos. In the meantime, you might find some comfort in connecting with others who’ve faced similar worries. It’s not uncommon to feel a bit lost with these sudden changes, but you’re not alone. If you're interested, you might check out our article, "Best defense against weasels?", which touches on unexpected challenges we face as caretakers—maybe it’ll provide a chuckle or two! Wishing you both clarity and calm as you navigate this!
Drizzle - Nest in Peace
Today, we say goodbye to Drizzle, our beloved “anxiety chicken” who began her journey as a timid 4H project before becoming the cherished member of our flock. For 8.5 years, she navigated the ups and downs of chicken life, surviving as the underdog in a world of clucks and pecks. From her unique burr burr call to her luxurious beard and incredibly soft feathers, Drizzle brought a special charm to our home. After enduring the loss of many flockmates, she finally rose to head hen—proving that even the meek can find their strength. While her heart may have given out today, we find solace in knowing she can now let go of her worries. She will be deeply missed.
Is this fertilized?
Is that egg fertilized, or is it just a case of wishful thinking? If you’ve recently welcomed a rooster to your flock and are now staring at an egg with a curious spot, you’re not alone! One of our community members, u/NightmareAholic01, is on a quest to solve this egg-citing mystery. While they’re pretty sure it’s just the air sac, we all know the thrill of hoping for a little chick to hatch. If you’re in the same boat, be sure to check out our related article, "girl or boyyyy?" for more insights on identifying your feathered friends. Join us in unraveling the mysteries of chicken parenting, one egg at a time!
Easily one of the coolest barnyard mixes I’ve hatched out
Get ready to cluck with excitement because we’re diving into one of the coolest barnyard mixes ever hatched—submitted by the ever-creative /u/SatanikRaccoon! This delightful blend of feathered friends is sure to tickle your fancy and spark some serious chicken envy. If you're curious about how to introduce new chickens to your flock without causing a ruckus, you might want to check out our article, "What is my rooster doing?" It’s full of helpful insights that can make your chicken adventures a bit smoother. So, let’s spread our wings and explore the wonderful world of this barnyard mix together! Be sure to click the link for a peek into this feathery marvel and join the conversation in the comments!
Breed ID for inherited chicken
Inheriting your grandmother's bantams is a heartfelt way to honor her memory, even if the journey has been a bit rocky. It’s tough when our feathered friends age, and it sounds like your beloved hen was a true character in your life. While she may no longer be clucking around, understanding her breed can help you celebrate her legacy. If you’re looking to keep her line alive, consider exploring options for new chicks that carry on her spirit. For more insights, check out “Murder chickens,” where fellow chicken enthusiasts share their quirky experiences with these delightful creatures. Together, we can embrace the whimsy and warmth that chickens bring into our lives, even when things get a little messy!
Murder chickens
When the skies open up and the rain starts pouring, even the fiercest of our feathered friends can have something to say about it. Dive into the wild world of “Murder Chickens” as we explore the opinions of our quirky avian companions caught in a downpour. From the soggy antics of our plucky pals to the hilarious ways they express their discontent, this article uncovers the whimsical side of chicken behavior in wet weather. And if you're curious about how a little drizzle affects chicken morale, you might want to check out "Drizzle - Nest in Peace," where we share tales of feathered friends adapting to life’s little surprises.
Introducing pullets to the flock
Introducing new pullets to your existing flock can feel like stepping into a comedy of errors—especially when the reigning hens seem to have their claws out! With three 8-week-old pullets still snug in their brooder, it's understandable to hesitate before mixing them with your more seasoned ladies. The pecking order can be brutal, and without a separate space, those feathered friends might find themselves in a bit of a pickle. As you contemplate the best approach to integrate them, remember that managing their diet is just as crucial; keeping them on medicated chick feed while your hens munch on layer feed requires a bit of strategy.
What is my rooster doing
Introducing new chickens to the flock can feel like a game of musical chairs—especially when your rooster seems to have taken on the role of the bouncer! If you've been scratching your head, wondering what your rooster is up to, you're not alone. Roosters can be a quirky bunch, and their behaviors can range from protective to downright puzzling. Is he asserting his dominance, or is he just trying to show off? This article will explore the antics of your feathered guardian and help you decode his actions. If you’re curious about chicken dynamics, you might also enjoy "Look at them colors. We call him Big Poppa." Dive in, and let's unravel the mysteries of rooster behavior together!
Best defense against weasels?
Are weasels circling your coop like a feathered horror movie? If you've stumbled upon rabbit carcasses and are worried about your precious hens, it's time to take action! Weasels are crafty little critters that can wreak havoc, and losing your feathered friends is a heart-wrenching thought. In this article, we’ll explore the best defenses against these sneaky predators, ensuring your flock stays safe and sound. Plus, if you’re feeling a bit sentimental about your birds, check out our piece, "Break my heart and confirm these roosters :(", for some adorable insights into your feathered friends. Let’s dive into the cluck-tastic world of chicken protection and keep those weasels at bay!
Family photo 5 months apart
Get ready for a delightful glimpse into the ever-changing world of family moments! Submitted by /u/Emotional-Piglet3222, this heartwarming family photo showcases the magic of transformation in just five months. It's amazing how much can happen in a short span—new adventures, growth, and even some hilarious mishaps with our feathered friends. As you soak in this snapshot of joy, don’t forget to check out “Got them outside,” submitted by /u/Is4B3ll4-2011-NJFan, where backyard antics take center stage alongside the family dynamic. Join the conversation, share your own stories, and celebrate those cluck-tastic moments that make life so egg-citing! Dive into the comments and connect with others who appreciate the whimsical chaos of family life.
Egg Eating 😑😑
Oh, the cluck-tastrophe of egg-eating hens! It sounds like those new feathered friends are causing quite the ruckus in your coop. It’s never fun when your chickens turn from egg layers to egg munchers, especially when your older gals are just trying to lay in peace. You’ve set up oyster shells and tried to give the newbies a time-out, but it seems like they’re just living their best life—one egg at a time! Don’t despair; this is a common hiccup in flock dynamics. You might want to check out our article, "Murder Chickens," for some more insights on dealing with tricky chicken behavior. Let’s get those eggs back in your basket and restore harmony to your coop!
Anyone know what this chicken its from tractor supply? She was in the rustic rock bin but wasn’t black, had crazy lines on her face and still does!
Attention, chicken enthusiasts! Have you ever stumbled upon a feathered friend at Tractor Supply that left you scratching your head? One user, /u/MMantisshrimpp, found a quirky chicken in the rustic rock bin—unlike any black hen, this one sported wild lines on her face! If you've ever experienced the delightful confusion of identifying a chicken, you're not alone. Chickens can be as mysterious as they are charming. Speaking of charming, check out /u/Illustrious-Egg5799's tale of a chicken that loves to follow her daughter around—talk about a cluck-tastic bond! Join the conversation and help unravel the mystery of this funky fowl!
Got them outside
Got them outside—this is my “front yard” since my back is a dog haven! There's nothing quite like watching my feathered friends strut their stuff in the sunshine, even as I keep a wary eye on their antics. Chickens have a way of stealing the show (and sometimes my heart), even when I'm just trying to enjoy a little peace in my yard. If you’ve ever felt a twinge of nostalgia for your childhood chicken days, you’re not alone! In fact, check out our article, “Honestly, I think I am done with this chicken hobby,” where fellow enthusiasts share their thoughts on this quirky journey. Let’s embrace the madness together—because who doesn’t love a little fowl play in the front yard?
The orbital Queen May herself is getting a little extra care as well since she's not feeling all too well. we're still trying to figure out what's up with her :')
The orbital Queen May is in need of some extra TLC as she’s been feeling a bit under the weather. We’re on a mission to figure out what’s got our feathery royalty feeling less than cluck-tastic! It’s always a little concerning when one of our feathered friends isn’t strutting around like the diva they are. If you’ve ever experienced similar worries about your chickens, you’re not alone! In fact, many of us can relate to feeling a mix of love and anxiety about our flock. For those seeking a little camaraderie, check out our article, “Honestly, I think I am done with this chicken hobby,” where fellow enthusiasts share their own feelings about the ups and downs of chicken keeping.
Chicken School: Dust Bath
Welcome to Chicken School, where today’s lesson is all about the art of dust bathing—an essential skill for our feathered friends! Join Momma as she shares her cluck-tastic tips on how to achieve that perfect, luxurious dust bath, leaving your hens feeling fabulous and free from pesky pests. Dust baths aren’t just a fun pastime; they’re vital for keeping our chickens happy and healthy. If you’re curious about how to create the ultimate dust bathing spot for your flock, you’re in for an egg-citing treat! And while you're here, don’t miss out on “First time chicken lady,” where one brave soul shares her hilarious tale of being held hostage by a cuddly hen! Let's dive in and get a little dirty—chicken style!
What is this?
Ever wondered about those peculiar feather situations that seem to defy explanation? Well, you’re not alone! In this post, we dive into a mystery submitted by /u/Montgomerussy regarding a chicken with unusual feathering—something that’s been puzzling her since last November. Despite swapping out the rooster, the feather dilemma remains unsolved. Is it a quirky genetic trait, a pesky parasite, or something else entirely? If you’re scratching your head over similar chicken conundrums, you’ll find camaraderie and support here. Plus, check out our article "Need help!" for insights on chick mobility issues that might just feather your nest with helpful tips. Let’s unravel these avian enigmas together!
First time chicken lady
Welcome to the whimsical world of chicken keeping, where cuddles can turn into unexpected naps! In this delightful tale from our first-time chicken lady, user /u/Dead_t33f shares her hilarious experience of being held prisoner by one of her hens. Who knew that a simple snuggle could lead to such a comical predicament? If you’ve ever found yourself in a fowl situation with your feathered friends, you’re not alone! This charming story reminds us that the adventure of raising chickens is filled with surprises and laughter. And speaking of surprises, don’t miss our article, "Carnage yesterday," for a peek into the not-so-funny side of chicken keeping. Join the fun and let your love for these quirky birds shine!
Behold this beautiful chicken
Behold this beautiful chicken, submitted by the delightful /u/petite_goblingirl! With feathers that shimmer and a personality that dazzles, this feathered friend is sure to bring a smile to your face. Chickens, with their quirky antics and clucky charm, never fail to amuse—much like the lovable Floempie, our bantam cochin, who’s known for her magnificent floof! If you find yourself chuckling or even chickening out at the thought of these charming creatures, you’re not alone. Dive into the delightful world of chickens and check out our related articles for more laughs and insights, including “Waiting for their turn with the brain cell,” where we explore the humorous side of our feathered companions. Join the fun and share your own chicken tales!
My parents’ sole surviving chicken from their old flock
Meet Mocha, the sole survivor of my parents' old flock and a six-year-old barnevelder who’s mastered the art of retirement in the backyard. Occasionally laying eggs, Mocha has embraced her solo lifestyle for nearly two years, proving that sometimes, all you need is a little solitude and a loyal companion. Most days, you’ll find her shadowing my mother as she tackles yard work, forming a delightful duo that keeps the garden lively. However, there's a twist: Mocha has a strong aversion to my wife, fleeing in fear at the sight of her. It’s a classic case of chicken personality quirks! For more chicken antics, check out “Random chickens in random places” for a chuckle!
Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream 24/7 Cam
Welcome to the Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream—your ultimate feathered friend experience, available 24/7! Dive into the cluck-tastic world of our charming chickens as they strut their stuff and live their best lives. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken keeper or someone who’s chickened out at the thought of raising these quirky creatures, our livestream offers a delightful glimpse into their antics. You might even find answers to your pressing questions, like those about a broody hen—check out our article, "Is My Hen Broody?" for insights that may just ease your worries. So grab your favorite snack, settle in, and enjoy the egg-citing adventures of our flock, right from the comfort of your home!