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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 3142 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
My Robert sleeps with the dogs 🐕
In a heartwarming twist of farm life, our friend u/negrilatina shares the delightful story of Robert, who has chosen to snuggle up with the dogs instead of joining the flock. This charming tale captures the quirks of life with our feathered friends and reminds us that sometimes, love knows no bounds—even if it means cozying up with canines instead of clucking companions. If you’re intrigued by the antics of farm life, check out our article, "🚨 GARBAGE DISPOSAL TEST! Will My Chickens Devour These Leftovers? 🐔🥗" for more cluck-tastic insights. Join the conversation, and let’s celebrate the whimsical moments that make our pets so special! 🐾🐔
Anyone buy this for their chickens? (Funny story in description)
Ever had a cluck-tastic moment at the store that left you chuckling? Picture this: I was at Tractor Supply, eyeing the adorable chickens and ducks, when I spotted two teens and a lady who could've easily been their mom. They adored those feathered friends but quickly diverted their attention to a food display nearby. As they inspected a package, the girl gasped, “Eww, it has wormies in it!” It was a hilarious reminder of a classic Golden Girls scene where Dorothy unwittingly tries chicken chow, only to spit it out in disgust. I couldn't help but imagine if that boy had tricked the girl into trying the chicken food—her expression would’ve mirrored Dorothy’s priceless face! Want more chicken fun?
Little chick walking weird
Oh no, a little chick with a wonky walk! It sounds like you’ve got a feathered friend who’s strutting her stuff on her hock, with those toes curled back like they’re auditioning for a chicken ballet. This could potentially point to a vitamin B2 deficiency, but let’s not put all our eggs in one basket just yet! If you’re looking for advice on how to help her get back on her little feet, you’re in the right spot. Many fellow chicken enthusiasts have navigated similar challenges and are eager to share their insights. While you’re here, you might also want to check out “Just sleepy or something wrong?” for some additional tips on chick care. Let’s get this little lady clucking again!
Would anyone with hen(s) be willing to have a live-cam play date with my house rooster?
Attention, fellow chicken aficionados! I’m on a quest to find some feathered friends for my shy little house rooster, Stuart. Rescued from a small wire cage just last month, he’s still settling into his new digs and getting used to the great outdoors. Watching chicken videos seems to bring him joy, especially when he hears other roosters crowing. I’d love to set up a live-cam playdate where Stuart can interact with other hens—imagine the cluck-tastic fun! If anyone has experience with live interactive feeds or is willing to let their chickens join in on the fun, please let me know! Together, we can help Stuart feel more at home.
2 thick pieces of bacon, 30 minutes later they are still working on them. Highly recommended.
In a delightful bacon escapade, our friend Phil2822 shares the joy of savoring two thick pieces of bacon that have proven to be a cluck-tastic treat—30 minutes later, and they’re still devouring every crispy morsel! This mouthwatering moment is highly recommended for any bacon enthusiast or chicken lover looking to indulge in a little fowl fun. If you’re curious about other quirky poultry tales, check out “Maybe roo?” where a pullet shows some unexpected rooster vibes. Whether you're in it for the bacon or the chickens, there's plenty to sink your teeth into. Dive into the conversation and let’s celebrate those delicious moments that bring us all together!
Red sores all over my rooster’s feet, any idea what could be causing this?
Oh no, it sounds like your rooster might be dealing with some pesky foot issues! Red sores on his feet can be concerning, and there are a few potential culprits to consider. Wet conditions, like the rain you mentioned, could lead to irritation or even early signs of bumblefoot—yikes! It’s also possible that mites or other irritants from the mud are giving your feathered friend a hard time. The fact that the sores are present on both feet suggests it might not be a simple injury. If you’re looking for additional insights, check out our article on separating roosters from hens to help with healing, as it may provide some useful tips. Let’s get your roosters back to strutting around in style!
No one warned me that when you are Mother the chicks try to roost on your face
No one warned me that becoming Mother to my chicks would mean the little feathered tornadoes would try to roost on my face! This week, I moved my 7-week-old chicks from their cozy brooder to their new coop, and as night approached, their alarm bells started ringing. Peeking inside, I was greeted by a delightful swarm of cheeping fluffballs. When I sat down to encourage them to roost, I became their favorite perch—five or six of them took the invitation literally, vying for the top spot on my head! It turned charmingly chaotic as they squabbled for space, and I found myself in a protective fetal position, hoping for a peaceful night. With 18 chicks, I truly am in over my head—it's a cluck-tastic adventure!
Chickens eating eggs
Chickens can be quirky creatures, and it seems yours have developed a taste for their own eggs—yikes! You’re not alone in this feathered dilemma, and many chicken enthusiasts have faced the same egg-eating conundrum. Despite your valiant efforts with mustard and blinders, it looks like your flock might just be too clever for their own good. The good news is that you’ve noticed they’re still laying a few eggs, thanks to the oyster shell making those shells tougher to break. Before you introduce your new chickens, it’s wise to tackle this behavior head-on. If you’re looking for more insights, check out "Dusk to Dawn" for additional tips from fellow chicken keepers navigating similar challenges. Let’s crack this mystery together!
I need some help, info, suggestions. PLEASE!
Oh no, it sounds like your feathered friend is having a bit of a rough time! Seeing a chicken limp can definitely raise some concerns, and it’s completely understandable to seek help. Yes, you can absolutely take her to the vet—many veterinarians are equipped to handle chickens and can provide the care she needs. It’s always better to be safe than sorry when it comes to our cluck-tastic companions! In the meantime, try to keep her comfortable and limit her movement as much as possible. If you're looking for some fun insights, check out "They love the stick!" for tips on keeping your chickens entertained while they recover. Don’t hesitate to reach out for advice; the chicken-loving community is here for you!
separating rooster from hens to heal feathers
If you've found yourself in a feather-fiasco with one of your hens being over-mated, you're not alone! It’s a common chicken conundrum that can leave your poor gal feeling a bit bare on her back. To help her heal and regain her glorious feathers, separating the rooster is a wise move. While he’s temporarily living the bachelor life, it's important to keep him away from the hens for about two to four weeks. This allows your hen the chance to recover without further disturbances. They may still see and hear each other, which can be a little cluck-tastic for them! For more on chicken dynamics, check out our article on "Chickens eating eggs" for tips on keeping your flock happy and healthy.
Dusk to Dawn
As the sun dips below the horizon, the world of chickens transitions from the hustle and bustle of daylight to the serene quiet of night. In "Dusk to Dawn," submitted by /u/UnityBurger009, we explore the enchanting and sometimes chaotic life of our feathered friends as they settle in for the evening. From clucking goodnight to the occasional late-night ruckus, this piece captures the essence of chicken life after hours. If you're curious about how to ensure your coop is ready for bedtime shenanigans, check out our article "Looking for feedback," where fellow enthusiasts share their coop-building adventures. Join us as we unravel the delightful mysteries of chicken behavior from dusk till dawn!
Hen or rooster? (Wrong answers only)
Happy birthday to my fabulous Barred Rock, who just turned six! In honor of this cluck-tastic occasion, we’re diving into the age-old debate: Hen or rooster? But let’s spice it up with some wrong answers only! After all, who needs facts when you can have fun? This birthday boy deserves all the attention, and I’m whipping up a chicken-safe cake to celebrate his big day. If you're curious about the fine line between hens and roosters, check out “Maybe roo?” for some light-hearted confusion on what really makes a chicken a chicken. Let’s raise a beak to our feathered friends and enjoy some giggles along the way!
Maybe roo?
Meet Maybe Roo, a feathered friend who was sold as a pullet but is now strutting around like a true rooster! At first glance, Maybe Roo looked just like the other hens, but it seems Lightning McQueen might be channeling some serious rooster vibes instead, leaving us all in stitches. If you’ve ever found yourself questioning the gender of your chickens, you’re not alone! This delightful mix-up is the kind of fowl fun that keeps chicken enthusiasts on their toes. For more cluck-tastic tales, check out "Rooster Has Bars: Henry the Singing Roosty," where we dive into another hilarious chicken caper. Join the conversation and share your own poultry adventures — who knows what surprises await in the coop!
This one has been bullying another girl and plucking and eating her feathers. Roo or mean girl?
Is your feathered friend channeling her inner mean girl by bullying another hen? It sounds like you might have a case of chicken rivalry on your hands! At about three months old, those pointy feathers could suggest you have a rooster on your hands, but it’s not always a clear-cut situation. Feather plucking can be a distressing behavior, often stemming from boredom, stress, or social dynamics within the flock. To help, consider enriching their environment with toys or treats to keep them entertained, and monitor interactions to foster a harmonious pecking order. If you’re curious about the social antics of chickens, check out our article “Show me your Angry Birds” for more insights on chicken behavior!
🚨 GARBAGE DISPOSAL TEST! Will My Chickens Devour These Leftovers? 🐔🥗
🚨 GARBAGE DISPOSAL TEST! Will My Chickens Devour These Leftovers? 🐔🥗 Ever wondered what your feathered friends might gobble up from your kitchen scraps? In this cluck-tastic experiment, we dive into the world of leftovers and chicken taste tests. From veggie peels to stale bread, we’ll explore what delights their palates and what they might just turn their beaks up at. Spoiler alert: some foods are a definite no-go! Join us for some egg-citing discoveries and a few laughs along the way. And if you’re curious about chicken behavior, don’t miss our article, “Why is she laying like that????” to learn more about those quirky habits. Let’s see if your chickens are ready to become the ultimate garbage disposal!
Just sleepy or something wrong?
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiast! It sounds like you’re navigating the delightful yet perplexing world of chick care with your Sicilian buttercup. After just six days together, it’s understandable to be concerned about her sudden sleepiness and droopy wings. Chickens can be a bit like toddlers—sometimes they just need a good nap! However, keeping an eye on her behavior is crucial, especially after her pasty butt ordeal. If her alertness fluctuates or if you notice anything else concerning, it might be worth checking in with a vet. For more insights, you might find our article “Is this a meat chicken?” helpful, especially if you’re curious about growth patterns among chicks. Let’s keep those feathered friends happy and healthy!
Looking for feedback.
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiasts! I’m reaching out for your cluck-tastic feedback on a coop I built—completely winging it without any plans! While I’m excited about my DIY endeavor, I’ve faced some criticism about the appearance, particularly for using black fender washers to secure the wire mesh. What would you have done differently? I’m all ears for your advice! Speaking of coops and care, if you’re also diving into the world of chick raising, check out our article on "Little chick walking weird" for insights that might help you out. Your expertise and experiences mean the world to me, so let’s help each other navigate the wonderful (and sometimes wacky) world of raising our feathered friends!
Letting out of coop
Letting your chickens out of their coop for the first time can feel like a cluck-tastic adventure—filled with excitement and a sprinkle of worry! With five feathered friends itching for freedom, it’s understandable to be in a bit of a disagreement about the timing. At 12 weeks old and having spent a week in their coop, the little ones are ready for their first taste of outdoor exploration. However, without a fenced area, there’s a risk they might wander off. Start by letting them out later in the day, as you mentioned, to help them get acquainted with their surroundings.
My rooster... 'finishes' EVERY time I pick him up.
Welcome to the whimsical world of chicken antics, where my rooster has taken center stage with a rather *cluck-tastic* quirk! Meet my young Bielefelder, who has a penchant for, shall we say, “finishing” every time I pick him up. It’s a bizarre combination of surprise and hilarity, as he experiences an unexpected eruption of excitement the moment I touch his legs. Having dealt with some overly amorous roosters in the past, this behavior is certainly a first for me! With no hens around to keep him company, it’s been a wild ride trying to find him a suitable home. If you’re curious about other chicken shenanigans, don’t miss the story about “Anyone buy this for their chickens?” for more feathered fun!
Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream 24/7 Cam
Welcome to Peckington Square Chicken City, where the cluck-tastic adventures of our feathered friends unfold live, 24/7! Our livestream cam offers a delightful peek into the whimsical world of chickens, capturing their quirky antics and heartwarming moments. Whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or someone who’s chickening out at the thought of these feathery pals, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. Get ready to giggle as you watch our hens cluck, scratch, and strut their stuff! And for a deeper dive into our chicken escapades, don’t miss our article, "Hidden nest, 11 new kids...," where you can discover the surprise Qtip had in store. Join the fun and embrace the madness of Chicken City!
Found a missing hen
Oh, cluck me sideways! It seems our feathered friend has gone on a little adventure, and we can’t help but chuckle (and maybe squawk a bit) about the whole situation. Our user, /u/Creepy-Douchebag, admits to some colorful language while recounting the tale of the missing hen—oops! We’ve all been there, right? In the spirit of all things chicken, this little escapade reminds us how quirky and unpredictable our feathered pals can be. If you’re looking for more chicken tales, don’t miss the amusing post titled “Anyone buy this for their chickens? (Funny story in description),” where a trip to Tractor Supply takes a hilarious turn. Let’s dive into the cluck-tastic world of chickens and their antics!
Is this a meat chicken?
Wondering if your little feathered friend is a meat chicken? You're not alone! Recently, a fellow chicken enthusiast, /u/Umbralutch, found themselves in a cluck-tastically puzzling situation with six Bantam chicks from Tractor Supply—one of which is growing at a rate that could put the others to shame! If you’re already familiar with your egg-laying chickens but are stepping into the world of meat chickens for the first time, you might have some questions. What are the signs to look for? Are there differences in growth patterns? Dive into this delightful discussion and discover whether your speedy chick is destined for the dinner table or just strutting its stuff. And if you’re curious about other chicken quirks, check out “Strange Looking Chicken” for more entertaining insights!
Ma poule ronronne ? 🥹💗
Meet Pinolite, the newest feathered darling in the flock! 🥹💗 Coming from the same adorable Pekin hatch as the rest, she was the last little chick left behind, and how could I resist? She's currently navigating her new home with a bit of extra care, as the other eight ladies can be a bit peckish. To keep her safe, she’s been resting in a separate cage, but fear not—introductions are underway! For the last four days, I've been letting her mingle under watchful eyes, and she seems to love the cuddles (or at least I hope!). This sweet girl, affectionately called Pinou, is quickly becoming the apple of my eye. Curious about more chicken antics?
Why is she laying like that????
Have you ever caught your feathered friend laying in a peculiar position and wondered, “Why is she laying like that?” You’re not alone! Many chicken owners have experienced the curious sight of their chicks, like Fiona, adopting odd poses that raise eyebrows and questions. The good news? It’s often nothing to worry about! Chickens have their quirks, and sometimes their laying positions can be a reflection of comfort or just a bit of personality shining through. So, if you’re scratching your head about your chick's behavior, fear not! For more insights into the delightful world of our feathered pals, check out "New Ayan babies hatched 🖤" — they’re as cute as they are metal! Let's embrace the whimsy of chicken-keeping together!