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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 3142 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Full Visual On Chickens
As the sun dipped below the horizon, the evening ritual of checking on the feathered friends took a whimsical turn. On a routine feed run for the foxes, our intrepid chicken keeper found herself peering through the back windows of the coops, ensuring the Omlet doors were safely shut. But wait—what's this? One curious hen had slipped out into Stretch’s pen, a cheeky reminder of the importance of discipline in chicken keeping. Just a few days into this new setup, and it was clear: routines take time to solidify! This little adventure serves as a gentle nudge for all chicken enthusiasts to double-check those doors. For more on caring for our quirky pals, check out “How old are these silkies?
Do you want to know? Probably not. Will Skip tell you about it? Absolutely!
Do you want to know what’s up with Skip? Probably not! But guess what? She’s about to spill the beans—well, maybe not beans, but definitely some clucky secrets! With her quirky cacophony of sounds, it’s hard to tell if she’s annoyed, excited, worried, or just really, really hoping for treats. One thing’s for sure: Skip’s vocal antics keep us guessing and giggling. If you’re as intrigued as I am, you’ll want to dive deeper into the world of our feathered friends. While you’re at it, check out “Do I have a rooster? Cinnamon queens from tractor supply” for more hilarious chicken tales that will leave you clucking with laughter!
Danny crowing evolution
Get ready to cluck with delight as we dive into the fascinating journey of Danny’s crowing evolution! Submitted by the ever-curious u/Infamous-Bed-3421, this article explores how one rooster's crow can reflect not just his personality but also his environment and experiences. Discover the quirks and charm of this feathered friend as he transforms his vocalizations into a delightful symphony of sounds. And if you're itching for more chicken chatter, check out "What is it like owning Polish chickens" by u/SolidExtreme7377 for an egg-citing glimpse into the lives of these unique birds. Join us in celebrating the whimsical world of our poultry pals and their irresistible antics!
Is this okay?
Are you ready to dive into the world of heat plates for your chicks? If you’ve always relied on a heat lamp and now find yourself in a cozy shed with your pig, you’re not alone. Many chicken enthusiasts, like yourself, are curious about how these heat plates work and how to create a safe, comfy environment for their feathered friends. With your setup on a high shelf, you’ve already thought about safety, but let’s make sure you’re ready for the heat! Plus, if you’re wondering about bedding options, you’re in the right place. Check out our article, “I don't always get speckled eggs, but they are pretty,” for more tips on keeping your chicks happy and healthy. Let’s get cluck-tastic together!
RIP Cronk 3/31/2023- 5/29/2026
Today, we gather to honor and celebrate the life of Cronk, our beloved rooster who brought joy and a dash of chaos to our home from March 31, 2023, to May 29, 2026. As the alpha of our first batch of baby chicks, Cronk was a true character, always perched atop the brooder and ready for adventure. He weathered the trials of chicken parenting alongside us, from a leaky run to his luxurious chicken coop. A two-time Purple Heart veteran, he bravely outsmarted predators and kept a watchful eye over our girls. While he could be a feisty little rascal—attacking me occasionally and tussling with red power tools—he was our cherished companion. Long live Cronk!
I think my chickens are trying to get me arrested
Ever had one of those days when your chickens seem to be plotting against you? Well, buckle up! Picture this: you come home to find a hawk—yes, a hawk—unconscious in your chicken run, thanks to your brave roosters who decided to take matters into their own talons. It’s a feathered showdown you never anticipated! Now, you’re left wondering if you should report this avian altercation or if you might end up in chicken jail. To top it off, your hens have joined in the feast, leaving you in a moral pickle. If you’re curious about a chicken’s revenge story, check out “My Uncle’s Chicken Hitting a Pose” for more feathered fun. What would you do in this clucky conundrum?
Feel like a pirate 🏴☠️ she loves chilling on my shoulders.
Ahoy, chicken lovers! Meet Bitey, my feathered pirate who’s taken a liking to shoulder lounging and, well, a bit of fowl play with her flock mates. This little ruffler has a penchant for pecking, often leading to some seriously plucked feathers among the other chickens. After isolating her to give the others a breather, I felt a twinge of guilt and decided to spend more time with her. Now, she’s claimed my shoulder as her favorite perch! But here’s the clucker: should I keep her isolated forever or let her back in with the crew? If you’re facing similar chicken conundrums, you might enjoy our article, "Chickens are dinosaurs and I can prove it," for some egg-citing insights!
Chicken-dentification
Meet Button, our sweet, sweet feathered friend who holds a special place in our hearts! 🐔 Though she’s no longer with us, her clucky spirit lingers every day. Button was the first chicken we ever received, and it’s hard not to miss her delightful antics. We’re on the lookout for another charming companion to join our current clan—perhaps an Americana like Button? If anyone can help confirm her breed, we’d love your insights! Meanwhile, if you’re curious about the quirks of chicken ownership, check out “What is it like owning Polish chickens” for some egg-citing tales and tips. Let’s celebrate our love for all things chicken together! 🥚❤️
Update on Edith/Eddy, our sex change chicken.
Cluck-tastic news about Edith, our feathered friend on a remarkable journey of transformation! A few months ago, we shared the delightful tale of Edith, the wheaten Maran chicken, who has been making quite the switch from female to male plumage. Since then, she’s embraced her inner rooster with sickle feathers sprouting in her tail and pointy saddle feathers taking center stage. Almost all of her original wheaten feathers have vanished, leaving us with an intriguing sight! Despite this transformation, she maintains her chill temperament and an enthusiastic love for food and life. If you want to dive deeper into the world of our quirky flock, check out "Full Visual On Chickens" for more chicken adventures!
Can somebody tell me what breed of chicken these are?
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiasts! 🐔 Have you ever found yourself staring at a flock, scratching your head and wondering, “What breed are those feathered friends?” Well, you’re in luck! User /u/Alani2014 has just posted a delightful inquiry for all of us to dive into. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken whisperer or someone who just appreciates their quirky charm (or maybe even feels a bit chicken about getting too close), this is the place to share your wisdom! And if you’re curious about chicken health, don’t miss our article "Is this wry neck?" where we explore the challenges that can come with caring for our beloved birds. Let’s crack this mystery together! 🥚✨
I introduced to you Ronald Weasley 🧡♥️🐓 My beautiful boy!
Meet Ronald Weasley 🧡♥️🐓, my beautiful boy! This cluck-tastic little puffball stole my heart from the moment I brought him home. He may have been the last to grow out of his five siblings, but his charming orange feathers and playful spirit make him the biggest star in my life. Ronald has no idea just how grand he is when he’s with momma! Every day brings new adventures and giggles as he struts around, reminding me that love knows no size. If you’re curious about other feathered friends, check out “Chicken-dentification,” where I share sweet memories of my first chicken, Button. Join me in celebrating the joy and quirks of our beloved chickens! 🐔💕
This dog is weird 🤣
Get ready to cluck with laughter because this dog is downright weird! 🤣 Submitted by the ever-creative /u/negrilatina, this post showcases a delightful canine companion who's not just your average pooch. Whether it's their quirky antics or unexpected chicken-like behavior, this furry friend is sure to put a smile on your face. If you're a fan of amusing pet moments, you won’t want to miss the related article about "My Rooster Border Collie"—this charming pup provides endless entertainment and listens better than most dogs (as long as you can get their attention!). Dive into the fun and share your thoughts in the comments—because who doesn’t love a good laugh at the expense of our feathered friends and their lovable, oddball counterparts?
Skip and Ginger; Queens of the Sploot
Meet Skip and Ginger, the delightful queens of the sploot! These sweet sisters have stolen our hearts, but they’ve also faced their fair share of challenges. After battling coccidiosis at just one week old, their future as egg-layers is uncertain, and honestly, we’re okay with that. Who needs eggs when you have such charming companions? They’ve mastered the art of lounging and only rouse themselves for treats—talk about living the good life! For fellow chicken enthusiasts navigating similar experiences, check out our article "Blood!" for insights on hen health and egg-laying concerns. Join us in celebrating these feathered friends who remind us that sometimes, it’s all about the joy and love they bring, regardless of laying ability! 🫶
Blood!
Oh no! Seeing blood on an egg can be alarming, but don’t cluck in fear just yet. It’s not uncommon for hens to lay an egg with a little blood, especially if they’re new to the laying game or if there’s been a bit of excitement in the coop. First, check your hen for any signs of distress or injury, but if her feathers look normal and she’s eating and socializing just fine, she might just need a little time to settle into her egg-laying routine. For more insights on chicken behavior, you might enjoy the article “Why is she laying like that????” where we explore common laying quirks. Let’s figure this out together and keep your feathered friend happy and healthy!
Mama bluey
Introducing Mama Bluey, a delightful tale of one chicken’s journey that’s sure to tickle your heart and maybe even ruffle a few feathers! Submitted by the whimsical u/Infamous-Bed-3421, this story captures the quirks and joys of chicken-keeping. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just dipping your toes into the cluck-tastic world of poultry, Mama Bluey offers a relatable glimpse into the ups and downs of raising our feathered friends. If you find yourself pondering why your chicks are laying in peculiar positions, you might want to check out our article, "Why is she laying like that????". Join the conversation and share your own chicken stories in the comments!
How old are these silkies?
Wondering how old your silky chickens are? You're not alone! Understanding their age can be as tricky as catching them on a sunny afternoon. Silkies, with their fluffy feathers and charming personalities, often leave us guessing about their life stages. Whether you're a seasoned enthusiast or just starting your chicken journey, knowing their age helps in providing the best care. Plus, it can ease those worries about their health and future egg-laying potential! If you're curious about what to expect from your feathered friends, check out our article, "Skip and Ginger; Queens of the Sploot," where we delve into the antics of young silkies who might just be taking a break from laying. Let’s uncover the mystery together!
I don't always get speckled eggs, but they are pretty
Ah, the beauty of speckled eggs! While they may not grace our nests every day, when they do appear, it’s like a little surprise from our feathered friends—specifically the delightful H.P. Hancock, our barred rock superstar. These charming eggs add a whimsical touch to our mornings and remind us of the quirky personalities of our chickens. If you’ve ever wondered about the fascinating traits of different breeds or if you've encountered some quirky behaviors in your flock, you're not alone! Check out our article, "Is this an acceptable amount of open mouthed breathing?" for a light-hearted dive into the antics of our beloved hens. Join us in celebrating the joyous unpredictability of chicken life, one speckled egg at a time!
Can you guess the correct sound Bluey makes when another chicken dares to walk by *her* nesting
Can you guess the sound Bluey makes when another chicken dares to stroll by her nesting spot? It’s a cluck-tastic moment filled with sass and a hint of territorial flair! Chickens have a unique way of expressing their feelings, and Bluey is no exception. Whether it’s a warning call or a playful challenge, her sounds add a delightful layer to the daily antics of our feathered friends. If you’re curious about the different sounds chickens make and what they mean, check out our article, "Why is the chick making this sound?" It dives into the fascinating world of chicken communication, so you can become more attuned to the clucking chorus around you!
Is this wry neck?
Is your feathered friend showing signs of wry neck? You’re not alone! One concerned chicken parent shared their experience with a 6-month-old Easter egger hen who’s been feeling under the weather. Initially suspected to be heat exhaustion, the hen showed little improvement despite hydration efforts and a vet visit that ruled out parasites. Symptoms like head tilting, drooping wings, and uncoordinated pecking have raised concerns about potential neurological issues. This story resonates with many chicken enthusiasts who juggle love and worry for their flock. If you’re looking for insights into the quirks of chicken care, check out "Chickens are dinosaurs and I can prove it" for some light-hearted yet informative reading. Let’s explore together what might be ailing our clucky companions!
My Rooster Border Collie
Meet our delightful rooster border collie, a true feathered companion who brings endless laughter to our lives! This quirky guy listens better than my dogs, dashing over as soon as he hears me yell or whistle—those little ground-scratchers move faster than you’d think! There's something magical about the bond we share with our loyal feathered friends; their antics never fail to entertain us. If you’re curious about the wonders of chicken companionship, be sure to check out our article, "Shoutout to my chicken cam and its insane quality," where we delve into the amusing misadventures of our beloved birds. Show us your own loyal feathered friends—let’s celebrate the joy they bring into our lives! 🐔💖
New Ayan babies hatched 🖤
Get ready to cluck with excitement — our new Ayan babies have hatched, and they’re absolutely adorable! These little bundles of joy are not just cute; they bring a dash of metal to our feathered family. With their punk-rock vibes and fuzzy little bodies, it’s hard not to fall in love at first sight. If you’re curious about raising these unique chicks, you might want to check out our article, "Is this okay?" where we dive into the pros and cons of using heat plates versus heat lamps for your new arrivals. Whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just finding your way around the coop, these Ayan babies are sure to steal your heart.
I built a 6ft x 8ft chicken tractor without using cattle panels
Are you ready to embark on a cluck-tastic chicken tractor adventure? In this post, I’ll share how I built a 6ft x 8ft chicken tractor without relying on those cumbersome cattle panels that just won’t fit in my car. Instead, I used rolled steel mesh, which is not only easier to manage but also wallet-friendly! This tractor features wheels that lift and lock, making it a breeze to move around the yard while giving my feathered friends a safe space to roam without invading the garden or becoming a hawk's lunch. For now, it’s a temporary haven until I add a perch and some nest boxes. Curious about the ins and outs of chicken management? Check out “To medicate or not to medicate?
This Doesn’t Get Old
Get ready for a cluck-tastic moment as we dive into the heartwarming world of Mama Checkers and her adorable baby! This delightful duo showcases the beauty of motherhood in the chicken kingdom, proving that even our feathered friends can have those heart-melting moments. Watch as they embark on their daily adventures, filled with pecks of love and the occasional fowl play. It's a reminder that life with chickens is never dull and always entertaining! If you’re curious about the dynamics of pecking order and how to handle the occasional bullying in your flock, check out our article, "I have a question about pecking order/bullying 🐔." Join us in celebrating the whimsical side of chicken life!
Chickens are dinosaurs and I can prove it.
Did you know that chickens are basically modern-day dinosaurs? It’s true! Next time you’re sweating under a blazing sun—like when it’s a sweltering 115 degrees and you forget to give your chickens water—you might just see those feathered friends as tiny T. rexes strutting around your backyard. Forgetting their hydration can lead to some serious clucking chaos, and trust me, you don’t want to witness that! So, let's dive into the whimsical world of our chicken companions and explore the fascinating ways they connect us to their prehistoric ancestors. For further clucking fun, check out our piece “Chicken-dentification,” where we celebrate our beloved feathered friends and their quirky personalities!