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chickens on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 2943 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on chickens in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around chickens, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
Tylosin to treat swelling?
Oh no, a swollen eye in your Rhode Island Red! It sounds like a cluck-tastic conundrum that many chicken keepers can relate to. Swelling around the eye can be concerning, and it’s great that you’re seeking advice based on your past experience. Last year’s vet visit and the antibiotic eye drops certainly did the trick for your feathered friends, but now you’re wondering if Tylosin powder could be a one-stop solution for the whole flock this time around. It’s always a good idea to consider the best approach for treating your chickens while keeping their health in mind. Let’s dive into whether Tylosin can save the day and keep your flock feeling egg-cellent!
Black Dutch
Introducing the Black Dutch, a delightful breed that perfectly captures the whimsy and charm of backyard poultry! Known for their striking black feathers and vibrant personalities, these feathered friends bring both beauty and a dash of mischief to any coop. With their friendly demeanor, Black Dutch chickens are not only a joy to raise but also make for excellent companions, whether you’re a seasoned farmer or a budding chicken enthusiast. Their adaptability and hardiness make them a fantastic choice for various climates, while their playful antics will keep you entertained for hours. So, if you’re ready to embrace the cluck-tastic adventure of raising Black Dutch chickens, prepare for a feathery experience that blends fun with a touch of madness!
Introducing a single hen to a flock
Introducing a new hen to an existing flock can be a cluck-tastic solution for your lonely Polish girl! It’s clear that your feathered friend is feeling the absence of her buddy, and while integrating a single hen into your small flock can be a bit of a challenge, it’s certainly doable. Given your Pekin’s broody phase, it may be wise to wait until she’s back to her usual self before making any introductions. This way, you can minimize stress and potential disruptions. When you're ready, consider whether another Polish or a different bantam breed, like a Silkie, might be the best fit. Remember, chicken math is real, but so is the joy of a happy flock!
Chicks adopted by Buff Orp
Meet the adorable chicks adopted by Buff Orp, a delightful tale shared by our fellow chicken enthusiast, /u/DefenderOfSquirrels! These little bundles of fluff are not just your average peepers; they bring a whole new level of cluck-tastic joy to the backyard. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken wrangler or just dipping your toes into the whimsical world of poultry, this story is sure to tickle your feathers. Get ready for some egg-citing moments as we dive into the heartwarming journey of these feathered friends finding their forever home. With a mix of humor and authenticity, /u/DefenderOfSquirrels captures the essence of what it means to embrace the joys—and challenges—of chicken parenthood. Join the conversation and share in the love for our quirky companions!
My chickens judging me before I close the coop
As the sun dips below the horizon, my feathered friends gather, casting inquisitive glances my way. There they are, my chickens, perched in their coop, each one eyeing me with a mix of judgment and curiosity. The one on the right, my spirited rooster, seems to take his role as the overseer quite seriously, puffing up his chest as if to say, “What took you so long?” There's an amusing tension in the air—like I’m the one on trial for the day’s antics. Whether it’s their clucking critiques or the way they strut about, these moments remind me that in their world, I’m not just the caretaker; I’m also the star of a never-ending comedy. Let's dive into the delightful chaos of chicken judgment!
When the favorite Roo's Early....
When it comes to predicting the personality of your favorite rooster, timing can be everything—even if it feels a bit early to tell! At just three weeks old, you might be tempted to shrug off any signs as mere chicken shenanigans, but there are some delightful clues that can hint at what’s to come. Whether it’s their curious pecking at the world around them or those little struts that scream, “I’m destined for greatness,” recognizing these early behaviors can be both charming and entertaining. So, join in the cluck-tastic adventure as we explore the whimsical world of our feathered friends and uncover what these signs might mean for your future feathery companion. It’s a journey filled with humor, warmth, and a dash of curiosity!
These broccoli cuts are getting out of hand
Broccoli lovers and skeptics alike, prepare for a veggie adventure that’s anything but ordinary! Submitted by the whimsical /u/Reverand_Buttcheeks, this post dives into the delightful chaos of broccoli cuts that seem to have taken on a life of their own. With a humorous twist, we explore the quirky side of kitchen mishaps, where even the simplest of veggies can lead to a cluck-tastic culinary conundrum. Whether you're a seasoned chef or someone who tends to “chicken out” at the sight of broccoli, this post promises to entertain and relate to your own kitchen escapades. Join the conversation and share your thoughts on these outrageous broccoli cuts—because let’s face it, every kitchen deserves a sprinkle of laughter! [link] [comments]
Oreo, head hen of my flock.
Meet Oreo, the head hen of my flock and the star of my chicken-raising adventure! Never in a million years did I think I’d be raising chickens, but here I am, head over heels for my feathery companions. My old English game hens, with their stunning colors and vibrant personalities, have quickly become my favorite flavor of chicken. They’re not just birds; they’re affectionate little beings that bring so much joy and laughter into my life. From the quirky antics of Oreo to the charming presence of DQ and Blizzard, my Wyandottes, each hen adds a unique touch to our cluck-tastic family. Join me as I share the ups and downs of chicken life, where every day is an egg-citing adventure!
My rooster attacked a family member and was injured
Oh no! It sounds like you've found yourself in a real cluck-tastrophe with your feisty rooster! Aggressive behavior can sometimes emerge in roosters, especially towards women, and it’s important to address both his health and the situation at hand. After your mom defended herself, it’s good that you applied some cream to his injury, but you might need to take further steps to ensure he heals properly and feels more secure. Understanding the root of his aggression can help prevent future incidents, too. Let’s dive into some strategies that can help your feathered friend recover and re-establish a peaceful environment for your family. Remember, you’re not alone in this; many chicken enthusiasts have faced similar challenges!
Granny hen
Get ready to cluck with joy, because Pinta, the beloved little hen, is about to embark on a grand adventure—becoming a grandma! In just a few weeks, this feathered friend will be welcoming a new generation into the world, and it's time to give her a big, heartfelt hug. Pinta’s journey into motherhood promises to be egg-citing, filled with the delightful chaos that only chickens can bring. As she prepares to nurture her little chicks, we can’t help but feel the warmth of this whimsical moment. So, gather 'round and celebrate the impending arrival of Pinta's fluffballs! Let’s embrace the joy of this cluck-tastic milestone together and cheer on our soon-to-be grandma hen!
What is she?!
Meet the mystery hen that has everyone clucking in confusion! Our friend here is supposed to be an Isa Brown, but she’s taken the term “big bird” to a whole new level. While her feathered pals are strutting around at a more standard size, this hefty hen is nearly double their weight! What gives? Is she on a secret chicken diet, or did she just decide to embrace her inner giant? Join us as we unravel the quirks of this cluck-tastic conundrum! Whether you’re a seasoned chicken aficionado or just a curious onlooker, this tale of size and surprise is sure to entertain. Buckle up for some egg-citing insights and a few laughs along the way!
my baby girl fart is broody
Meet my adorable baby girl, Fart, who has recently taken on the broody role with all the seriousness of a feathered diva! Every day, I scoop her up and gently remind her, “No babies for you, my feathery friend!” It’s a delicate dance between her instincts and my resolve, as she nestles in my arms, looking both indignant and endearing. Fart’s broody behavior is a quirky reminder of the charming personalities our feathered friends possess, even when it comes to the not-so-fun aspects of chicken parenting. Join me in this whimsical journey of handling a broody chicken—one playful encounter at a time—as we navigate the comical side of chicken life. Who knew raising chickens could be so egg-citing?
The switcheroo was successful
The switcheroo was a cluck-tastic success! Submitted by the ever-creative /u/Key_Attempt_5450, this delightful tale showcases the humorous antics that unfold when feathers and fun collide. Imagine the thrill of pulling off a clever swap that leaves everyone in stitches—whether it's a chicken costume, a surprise egg, or an unexpected twist involving our feathered friends. This story not only tickles the funny bone but also highlights the quirky bond we share with our chickens, who often keep us on our toes. Join the conversation and dive into the comments for a good laugh and maybe a few shared experiences. After all, who hasn’t had their own moments of fowl play? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing adventure!
Gardening assistants
Today’s gardening adventure turned into a delightful community affair as I tackled the task of pulling up weeds after mowing the grass. It’s amazing how a little yard work can transform into a social event, with plenty of offers for help pouring in from friends and neighbors. We all know that weeds can be as pesky as a chicken on the loose, but with a little teamwork and laughter, we turned the chore into a cluck-tastic gathering. There’s something special about sharing gardening moments with others—whether it’s swapping tips, sharing stories, or simply enjoying the fresh air together. So, let’s embrace the joy of gardening and the camaraderie it brings, one weed at a time!
Hopping her way into my heart
Meet Drumstick, the one-legged wonder who has truly hopped her way into my heart! This feathered friend is not just a charming chicken; she embodies resilience and spirit, overcoming challenges with a quirky flair that steals the show. Drumstick’s journey is a delightful blend of humor and heart, showcasing her unique antics that will leave you both amused and inspired. Whether she’s strutting around the yard or finding clever ways to keep up with her feathered friends, her determination is nothing short of egg-citing! Join me in celebrating Drumstick’s remarkable story, as we explore the joyful chaos she brings into our lives and discover how this little lady teaches us about courage, love, and the magic of embracing our quirks.
Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream 24/7 Cam
Welcome to Peckington Square Chicken City, where the feathered fun never stops! Our 24/7 livestream cam invites you to peek into the delightful chaos of our cluck-tastic community. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or someone who’s chickening out at the thought of these lively creatures, our cam offers a front-row seat to the antics of our charming feathered friends. Watch as they strut, peck, and occasionally engage in a bit of fowl play. With every cluck and cackle, you’ll find humor and heart in their quirky personalities. So grab a snack, settle in, and immerse yourself in the egg-citing world of Peckington Square Chicken City—where every moment is a chance to laugh and connect with fellow chicken lovers!
Why Your Chickens Lay Thin-Shelled Eggs (And How to Fix It)
Are your feathered friends laying eggs that seem thinner than a pancake? Don’t worry, you’re not alone in this cluck-tastrophe! Thin-shelled eggs can be a common concern for chicken owners, and understanding the reasons behind this issue is the first step toward a solution. Factors such as diet, age, and health can all play a role in egg shell quality. But fear not! With a little knowledge and some egg-citing adjustments, you can help your chickens produce stronger, healthier eggs. Join us as we explore the quirky world of chicken egg production, uncovering the mysteries of thin shells and providing practical tips to get your hens back on track. Let’s dive into the fascinating (and sometimes fowl) reasons behind those fragile eggs!
11 week old pullet acting strange
Hey, fellow chicken enthusiasts! It sounds like you're experiencing a bit of a cluck-tastrophe with your 11-week-old naked neck pullet. When our feathered friends start acting a little off, it can definitely ruffle our feathers! Your description of her being puffed up and withdrawn is concerning, especially since she’s usually the skittish one. While it’s great that you’re keeping an eye on her vent and noticed her straining, it's wise to seek professional help, and finding a vet is a fantastic step. In the meantime, let’s rally together! Have any of you experienced similar behavior with your chickens? Share your insights or recommendations, and let’s help this worried chicken parent figure out how to get their pullet back to her playful self!
Help! How'd my chicken die like this? (NSFW, no gore/blood, dead chicken depicted)
Have you ever found yourself scratching your head, wondering, “Help! How'd my chicken die like this?” You’re not alone! In this cluck-tastic post, submitted by the ever-curious /u/Wr0ngNum83r-TryAga1n, we dive into the puzzling world of poultry mortality with a light-hearted twist. While the sight of a deceased chicken might send shivers down your spine, fear not! This discussion isn’t about gore or the grim; instead, we’ll explore the whimsical yet relatable mishaps that can lead to such unfortunate events. Join us as we unravel the mystery, share our experiences, and perhaps even find humor in the quirks of chicken keeping. After all, our feathered friends often lead us on the most unexpected adventures!
Waterbelly not draining
If you've ever faced the perplexing challenge of a chicken with waterbelly, you're not alone! I recently thought my feathered friend was eggbound, giving her Epsom salt baths and hoping for the best. After realizing she was still going to the bathroom normally and there was no egg to be found, I did some digging and discovered she has waterbelly. Yesterday, I managed to drain about 20 milliliters from her, but when I tried again today, she didn’t cooperate. Instead of relief, I encountered a bit of a hiccup—nothing came out, and I noticed some bleeding. I followed a tutorial carefully, using a 20-gauge needle, but it seems I need to adjust my approach. Let’s unravel this watery mystery together!
Small flock of chickens hate ONE new chicken
Integrating a new chicken into an existing flock can feel like trying to host a dinner party where one guest just can’t get along with anyone else—awkward and a bit chaotic! In this case, Brad-Moon-Rising has taken on the challenge of welcoming a solo chicken after her partner’s passing, but the existing flock isn’t rolling out the welcome mat. Despite a month of quarantine and months of careful introductions, the new chicken faces relentless pecking and bullying, leaving her to constantly run for cover. With ample space in the run and a cozy coop, the hope remains that these feathered friends can eventually find harmony. Let’s explore some creative solutions to help turn this fowl fiasco into a cluck-tastic success!
More chickens!
Hello, fellow chicken enthusiast! It sounds like you’ve got a delightful flock already, with a charming mix of breeds. Expanding your chicken family is egg-citing! Introducing larger breeds can be a bit like a fowl game of musical chairs, especially with your bantams. Generally, larger breeds like Orpingtons and Cochins are known for their gentle demeanor, making them likely candidates for peaceful coexistence. As for egg colors, the Ameraucana is a fantastic choice for those vibrant blue and green eggs! Welsummers will add some lovely dark brown eggs to your collection too. With plenty of space to roam and a cozy shed outfitted for comfort, your feathered friends will surely thrive! Let’s cluck about the best combinations for your growing flock!
Coop size and # of nesting boxes for 18 future hens
Congratulations on your new adventure with 18 feathered friends! It’s amazing how quickly these girls grow, keeping you on your toes. For a coop that measures 6’L x 10’W x 6’H (with a usable height of about 4’), you’re off to a solid start. The general rule of thumb is to provide at least 3-4 square feet of space per hen inside the coop, which your setup can accommodate. With four built-in nesting boxes, you’re also on the right track, as a good ratio is one box for every 3-4 hens. Just remember, ventilation and cleanliness are key to keeping your hens happy and healthy. Good luck, and enjoy the cluck-tastic journey ahead!
Do your chickens run to you?
Do your chickens run to you when you step outside? It’s a heartwarming sight that many chicken owners, like our friend GladStatistician3895, experience. The moment they see you at the door, their excitement is palpable as they scramble toward you with their little feet flapping—and let’s be honest, it’s utterly adorable! This joyful reaction is not just a random quirk; it’s actually a typical flock behavior. Chickens are social creatures, and they quickly learn to associate you with food, safety, and companionship. So, if your feathered friends are racing to greet you, know that they’re showing love in their own clucky way. Join the conversation and share your own experiences with these delightful birds!