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All lost
Oh no! It sounds like you’ve had a cluck-tastrophe on your hands, and my heart goes out to you. Losing your beautiful flock of six is absolutely devastating, especially after all the hard work you put in to keep them safe and happy. It’s completely understandable to feel a mix of emotions right now—anger, sadness, and a deep sense of loss. Your husband’s intentions were good, and we all have those moments when life gets overwhelming. It’s great that you’re sharing your story here; it reminds us all how easy it is to let our guard down just once. Your flock was a lovely part of your life, and I’m sending you all the warm wishes to help heal your heart during this tough time.
Why do people on this sub seem to want to take every step except properly securing their chickens?
Why do folks on this sub seem ready to try every trick in the book—except properly securing their chickens? It’s a puzzling trend, with countless posts detailing unfortunate encounters with critters that sneak into unsecured coops or snatch free-range chickens. Many even resort to unconventional methods, like using other birds to scare off predators! Yet, when someone suggests that a solid coop is the key to keeping your feathered friends safe, the backlash can be intense. Why the anger at such a straightforward solution? Perhaps it’s a mix of pride and vulnerability; admitting a lack of security feels like a personal failure. But let’s face it—if your chicken gets got, it’s not just nature’s doing; it’s a wake-up call to beef up those defenses!
Feeling all flashy this Friday with Tiny Tina & my cool chicken claws 💅🏼 🐦⬛
Feeling all flashy this Friday with Tiny Tina and my cool chicken claws! 💅🏼🐦⬛ It’s the perfect time to strut your stuff and embrace your inner chicken enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned poultry pro or just starting to dip your toes (or should we say claws?) into the feathery world, there’s a little magic in every cluck and flap. Tiny Tina is here to remind us that life is too short to take too seriously—especially when it comes to our quirky feathered friends. So, let’s celebrate the fabulousness of chickens and all the joy they bring, with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of whimsy. Join in the fun, and don’t forget to share your own cluck-tastic moments!
A couple weeks ago I posted here about leaving peanuts in the shell for my local grackles so they can protect my chickens from hawks. A few people here were surprised that grackles can bully hawks away. Here’s the video my husband sent me while I was at work.
A couple of weeks ago, I shared my quirky strategy for protecting my chickens from hawks by leaving peanuts in the shell for my local grackles. To my surprise, many of you didn’t know that these feathered friends can actually bully hawks away! It’s a delightful twist in the chicken-keeping saga, blending nature’s humor with a dash of ingenuity. While I was at work, my husband captured a video of this fascinating chicken defense in action. Plus, to keep things organized (and a bit less chaotic), I finally got the grackles their own feeder instead of just tossing peanuts on top of the coop. Curious to see how this unfolds? Check out the video linked below and let’s chat about our feathered friends!
Swollen bottom and eye crusted over
Uh-oh, it sounds like your feathered friend is having a bit of a rough day! When a chicken's eye is crusted over and their backside is caked with poop, it can be quite concerning. You did the right thing by soaking her in warm water with anti-fungal soap and addressing the feather situation. The soft sack you noticed could be a normal part of her anatomy, but it’s always best to keep an eye on anything unusual. Spraying her with a fungal and bacteria infection spray is a good step, and isolating her from the other hens will help prevent any potential spread of illness. Green, runny poop can indicate a dietary issue or infection, so it’s important to monitor her closely.
Free chickens - need to rehome
🐔 **Cluck-tastic Opportunity Alert!** 🐔 My son’s family is seeking a loving home for their feathered friends due to a new town policy on chicken free-ranging in Long Island. They’re rehoming six delightful Orpingtons, known for their egg-citing egg-laying abilities, along with two charming Old English Bantam Game Hens. At just one year old, these chickens are not only friendly and easily handled, but they also have a knack for returning to their run and coop as the sun sets. They’ve braved the winter chill like true champions, thriving without extra heat. If you’re interested, they can be separated for adoption. Plus, the coop and run, designed by Third Coast Craftsman, can be disassembled for transport. Ready to welcome some new feathered friends? 🥚✨
Dutch Bantam Website
Exciting news, fellow chicken enthusiasts! The Dutch Bantam website, dutchbantam.com, is officially live! While it may be in its early stages, this site is destined to become a cluck-tastic hub for all things related to the charming Dutch Bantam breed. Whether you're a seasoned chicken keeper or just curious about these delightful feathered friends, there’s something here for everyone. We aim to build a community that celebrates the quirky and playful nature of these birds, sharing tips, stories, and resources that resonate with both avid fans and those who might be a bit chicken-hearted. Join us on this egg-citing journey as we grow together and create a special space for the Dutch Bantam breed! Stay tuned for more updates and fun content!
Robert already has friends.
In a world where friendships bloom in the most unexpected places, Robert's story shines as a delightful reminder that sometimes, the best connections are already established. Submitted by the insightful u/negrilatina, this piece explores the nuances of friendship, emphasizing that true companionship doesn't always require a grand introduction. Instead, it often thrives in familiar faces and shared experiences. With a sprinkle of humor and a dash of heart, Robert's journey invites readers to reflect on their own friendships and the value of those who stand by us through thick and thin. Dive into this engaging narrative to discover how friendships can be both ordinary and extraordinary, reminding us that we often have all we need right in front of us.
This is gonna be a rooster
Get ready to embrace the cluck-tastic chaos of roosters in this delightful post, “This is gonna be a rooster - The nice ones are always roos.” With a touch of humor and a sprinkle of vulnerability, the author captures the whimsical reality of chicken ownership, where sweet personalities often come with a side of crowing chaos. Expect laughter and relatable moments as they navigate the joys and challenges of raising these feathered friends. Plus, the playful anticipation of comments about space and roosters adds to the community vibe, inviting fellow chicken enthusiasts—fearful or fearless—to join in the fun. So, grab your favorite snack and settle in for a tale that’s as egg-citing as it is genuine!
Bantams with large breeds
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiast! It sounds like you’ve got a delightful flock filled with charming bantams. Expanding to include large breeds for those egg-citing brown and green eggs is a fantastic idea! When introducing larger breeds, like Ameraucanas or Orpingtons, it's generally a good plan since many of these breeds are known for their friendly demeanor, which should help them integrate smoothly with your bantams. Just keep an eye on the pecking order to ensure everyone feels at home. Your setup sounds cluck-tastic with plenty of space for frolicking and a cozy shed for cozy nights. With your eye on breeds like Faverolles, Cochins, and Welsummers, you're sure to create a colorful and harmonious flock! Happy chickening out on your new adventure!
Mother Hen and her babies
Meet Mother Hen and her adorable brood, a heartwarming snapshot that captures the essence of feathered family life! Submitted by u/The_Lake_Now_Feels, this delightful portrayal showcases the playful bond between a hen and her fluffy little chicks as they navigate the world together. Whether they're clucking up a storm or embarking on tiny adventures, these feathered friends remind us of the joys and challenges of motherhood—chicken style! It’s a cluck-tastic reminder that even the smallest creatures can fill our hearts with joy and laughter. So, let’s dive into this charming moment and celebrate the whimsical world of chickens, where love, laughter, and a bit of fowl play rule the roost! Check out the full story and join the conversation!
pepperoni crest
Meet Pinto, the rooster with a comb so grand it could rival a feathered crown! Submitted by the ever-curious /u/ExcellentCheek4750, this delightful observation highlights a charming aspect of chicken life that often goes unnoticed. Pinto’s impressive comb isn’t just eye-catching; it’s a sign of his vitality and maturity, giving us a peek into the fascinating world of poultry growth. As we celebrate our feathered friends, it’s important to appreciate the quirks that make each chicken unique. Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just dipping your toes into the world of poultry, Pinto’s story is a cluck-tastic reminder that our chickens have their own fabulous flair. Join in the conversation and share your thoughts on combs and crowing!
Sunny morning it is
Sunny mornings are a delightful time for any chicken enthusiast, and in "My Flock," submitted by u/TimkiP, we dive into the charm of starting the day with our feathered friends. Picture this: the sun peeking over the horizon, its rays warming the coop, while the soft clucking of chickens fills the air. Each day brings new adventures and unexpected antics from these quirky creatures, reminding us why we love them so much. Whether you're a seasoned farmer or someone who just enjoys a good chuckle at their expense, this post captures the essence of life with chickens. Join us as we explore the joys, challenges, and those egg-citing moments that make every sunny morning with our flock truly special.
Waterbelly not draining
If you’ve ever found yourself in a bit of a chicken pickle, you’re not alone! Recently, I thought my feathered friend was eggbound, so I tried soothing her with Epsom salt baths—after all, who doesn’t love a spa day? But she was still doing her business normally, and I couldn't feel an egg. After some clucking around online, I discovered she actually has waterbelly. I drained about 20 milliliters from her yesterday, but when I went for round two today, I met a bit of a roadblock. Despite doing everything by the book with a 20-gauge needle, nothing came out, and to my surprise, she started bleeding. Here’s hoping for a cluck-tastic recovery soon!
Is my cockerel big for 4 months and 2 weeks old?
Is your cockerel strutting his stuff a little larger than average at 4 months and 2 weeks old? Weighing in at around 2.5 kg, he’s definitely making a statement! However, the real question is whether this size is cluck-tastic for his age or if there’s a bit of fowl play in his diet. With no grower feed and a diet primarily of corn while free-ranging in your backyard, his growth could be influenced by a mix of factors, including genetics and environment. Let’s dive into what’s considered normal growth for a cockerel and explore how diet and lifestyle might be playing a role in your feathered friend’s development. Join the conversation and see how your cockerel compares to others in the flock!
Hen or roo?
Meet your new feathered friend! This sweet fellow, acquired from Murdoch's and sold as a prairie bluebell, is currently 15 weeks old and has yet to display any crowing behavior. You might be wondering if there’s a chance this bird could actually be a hen that simply developed quicker than expected. Prairie bluebells are known for their unique coloration and charming personalities, making them a delightful addition to any flock. Whether you're a seasoned chicken keeper or just dabbling in the delightful world of poultry, figuring out the gender of your new friend can be a bit of a feathered mystery. Join the conversation as we ponder the possibilities and share insights on identifying hens versus roosters!
Clearing Space for Coop
Are you ready to embark on your chicken-keeping adventure in Ireland? It sounds like you’ve got a bramble-filled patch just waiting for some feathered friends to turn it into a cluck-tastic coop! While the idea of a chicken tractor is egg-citing, you might want to consider giving that area a little TLC first. Chickens are great at foraging and can help with lighter overgrowth, but brambles and stinging nettles could be a bit much for just a few chickens to tackle on their own. Clearing some space will not only make it safer for your new pals but also help them thrive in their future home. So grab those gardening gloves and let’s get to work on creating a cozy chicken paradise!
dumb hen: possibly a neurological or mobility issue?
Hey there, feathered friends enthusiasts! Today, I’m reaching out for a little cluck-tastic insight on my “dumb” chicken—she's finally discovered mealworms, but there's a quirky twist! It seems she only goes for them when they're all huddled together in the bucket. When I scatter them on the ground or hide them in the grass, she either ignores them or pecks at the ground around them, as if they’ve gone incognito! She eats from the feeder just fine, but foraging seems to be a real challenge. I’m starting to wonder if there's a neurological issue at play or perhaps a problem with her depth perception. Sadly, I don’t have any chicken-savvy vets nearby.
Help! How'd my chicken die like this? (NSFW, no gore/blood, dead chicken depicted)
Today, I encountered a heart-wrenching situation with my beloved hen, Honey. After discovering her lifeless body outside, I was overwhelmed with grief, especially given her age and the health issues she had been facing. What truly astonished me was the peculiar position in which I found her; in all my years of chicken rearing, I’ve never witnessed a death pose quite like this. While I suspect she succumbed to natural causes or an unnoticed illness, I can’t help but wonder what might have led to her unusual resting position. If anyone has insights into how this could happen or what it might indicate about her passing, I would greatly appreciate your thoughts. Rest in peace, sweet Honey; you will always be remembered.
Is this 9 weeker a rooster?
Is your 9-week-old chick strutting around like it owns the coop? You might be wondering if it’s a rooster! Identifying a young rooster can be a cluck-tastic adventure filled with subtle signs. At this age, roosters often start to display traits that set them apart from their hen counterparts. Look for behaviors such as more assertive posturing, distinctive vocalizations, and the beginnings of colorful plumage. With a dash of humor and a sprinkle of knowledge, let’s explore the clues that can help you determine if this feathered friend is a future crowing champion or just a late-blooming hen. Join the conversation and share your observations—let’s solve this poultry puzzle together!
She's just a girl
In the delightful world of animal companionship, one girl stands out, but her heart seems to belong to the dogs! Submitted by u/PresenceOk5882, “She’s Just a Girl” explores the whimsical dynamics between a young girl and her canine pals. It’s a charming tale that captures the essence of childhood innocence
On a highway yesterday watching TV today
On a highway yesterday, I experienced a moment that felt like it was pulled from a whimsical dream. As I gazed through the window at the passing scenery, my day took an unexpected turn when she climbed up beside me. With a casual grace, she laid down next to me, making the mundane act of watching TV feel like a shared adventure. Together, we transformed a simple moment into something delightful, blending the thrill of the open road with the comfort of companionship. It’s these spontaneous, quirky experiences that remind us of the joy found in life’s little surprises. Join me in exploring this lighthearted encounter that perfectly captures the essence of connection in unexpected places. [Link] [Comments]
Update: My dad wants to put 10 chickens in the truck bed w/ a bed cover to travel 1.5 hrs
In my first-ever Reddit post, I sought advice on transporting chickens safely, and the response was egg-citingly helpful! I ended up using large moving boxes from Walmart, complete with air holes and a comfy layer of wood shavings—strapped down tighter than a scene from a Dexter episode! With the temperature at a cool 53°F during pickup, I made sure to check on my feathered friends twice during the 1.5-hour journey, and they were cozied up, dozing away. I addressed concerns about the trip, emphasizing that for $5 per hen, the scenic drive was absolutely worth it! Thanks to everyone for your cluck-tastic suggestions—my girls are now happily scratching up the grass and enjoying their new home!
What kind of chicken is this? Just saved from side of highway in desert.
What kind of chicken is this? We've just rescued a feathered friend from the side of a highway in the desert, and we need your help to identify it! Whether you’re a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just someone who finds these quirky birds fascinating, your insights would be invaluable. The unique circumstances of its rescue might add to its charm, but we want to know more about its breed, behavior, and any special care it may require. If you think better pictures could help, just let us know, and we'll capture its best side! Join us in this cluck-tastic quest to uncover the mystery of our new pal. Your expertise could make all the difference in giving this chicken a happy home!