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submission on Alektorophobia: a running collection of 16 stories we have gathered and hand-picked because they are worth your time. Every post here touches on submission in some way — the news, the analysis, the deep dives, and the occasional surprise find. Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. New stories are added to this page as we find them, so check back if you want to keep up with what is happening around submission, or subscribe to the RSS feed to get them as soon as they are published. Browse the collection below, or head back to the homepage to see everything Alektorophobia is covering right now.
My girl Jahn mid yawn
## A Mid-Yawn Moment with Jahn Isn't she precious? /u/Egg_Slut69 captured this wonderfully relatable moment of Jahn mid-yawn, a reminder that even our feathered friends need a little rest! It's easy to get caught up in the *egg-citing* world of chicken keeping, but recognizing those quiet, everyday moments is part of the joy. This image speaks volumes about the dedication required – and the sheer delight – of raising backyard chickens. Speaking of dedication, many of our readers grapple with the challenges of broody hens; you might find helpful insights in our recent article, "Nearly all my hens are broody." We're thrilled to share this charming snapshot and celebrate the simple beauty of chicken life!
The Queen found her Throne
## The Queen Found Her Throne: A Chicken's Tale of Triumph Sometimes, the most regal creatures come in feathered packages! /u/Least-Reflection4873 shares a heartwarming story of a chicken who, after an unknown mishap, has bravely reclaimed her rightful place – her throne, as it were. This isn't just about a limping hen; it's a testament to resilience and the surprising dignity of our backyard companions. We've all witnessed the occasional chicken calamity, and the recovery process can be a worry. If you've encountered similar challenges, you might find our article, "Advice on a lame chicken," particularly helpful for navigating those tricky situations. Dive in and celebrate the little victories – because even a chicken deserves a royal recovery!
A Poem
Here's a concise introduction, crafted to meet all the provided guidelines: Welcome to a cluck-tastic addition to our community forum! User /u/johnnysubarashi has gifted us with a charming poem—a feathered ode we're thrilled to share. Whether you're a seasoned chicken keeper or simply appreciate a bit of fowl play, this piece promises a delightful read. We know many of our readers share a unique relationship with their feathered friends, a blend of affection and perhaps a touch of…well, let's just say it's relatable! If you've ever wondered about the intricacies of chicken behavior, check out /u/Least-Reflection4873's heartwarming piece, "My Baby!," for insights into raising chicks.
New rooster in the flock 😍
## Meet the New Sheriff in Town! 😍 The flock just got a whole lot louder (and possibly more opinionated)! A huge welcome to the newest rooster, submitted by /u/SatanikRaccoon – check out the adorable photo [link]. Adding a rooster is always an *egg-citing* development, bringing fresh energy and, let's be honest, a whole new level of crowing. Are you experiencing some unexpected hen behavior now that you've added a rooster? You might find some helpful insights in our article, "Why my hen sitting on her egg attack me every time I even touch her?" It's a cluck-tastic read! We're thrilled to see our community growing and sharing their feathered friend adventures. Share your rooster introductions with us – we love seeing them!
Here is my little buddy.
## Meet This Adorable New Friend! Just look at this little buddy, submitted by /u/TraditionOverall1412! We’re absolutely cluck-tastic about these heartwarming submissions, proving that the joy (and occasional chaos) of raising chickens truly unites us. Whether you’re a seasoned poultry pro or just starting to appreciate the feathered fun, seeing these sweet faces is always a treat. It’s clear that chicken companionship is egg-citing, and we love sharing these moments with our community. If you’re curious about the complexities of raising certain breeds, you might find our article, "Satin silkie - salmon faverole hybrid," particularly insightful—it tackles the unique challenge of sexing silkies, a common concern for many! Share your own chicken stories and photos with us – we can’t wait to see them!
This little shitstain attacked me mid phone call today
## Reginald's Reign of Terror: A Chicken Attack Story Sometimes, feathered friends aren't so friendly, as /u/final_flare discovered today during a perfectly ordinary takeout order. Apparently, Reginald, their chicken, deemed a mid-call interruption a prime opportunity to launch a full-scale assault. We've all had days where things go sideways, but a chicken-initiated ambush takes the cake! It's a cluck-tastic reminder that even the most docile-seeming creatures can surprise you. Dealing with unexpected chicken behavior is part of the fun (and occasional frustration) of chicken keeping. For more on the quirky ways chickens interact with their environment, check out our article, "Chickens can learn many different ways to get food." Stay safe out there, fellow enthusiasts – and watch your heads!
We named "her" Oreo now HE is Tank. Walks like a tank, destroys anything in his way 🫣 He gets to walk around with me in the morning because hes not my boss!! 😅
Meet Tank, formerly known as Oreo! This isn't your average feathered friend; as /u/Sea-Helicopter-5052 discovered, he lives up to his new name, demolishing anything that crosses his path – a truly tank-like presence. Thankfully, Tank isn't calling the shots around here, enjoying leisurely morning strolls alongside his human. We love these glimpses into your chicken-keeping lives! It's a testament to the wonderfully weird and unpredictable nature of these birds, as highlighted in /u/MilesandTiles’ observation about their surprising bursts of intelligence. Share your own stories—the funny, the heartbreaking, and everything in between—because every chicken has a tale to tell.
“You have games on your phone?”
## "You Have Games on Your Phone?" – A Chicken Update! It seems even our feathered friends can captivate! /u/nugslayer109 shared a delightfully quirky update: their mother is currently engrossed in watching the chickens while they're away on a work trip. Who knew chicken-watching could be so entertaining? It's a cluck-tastic reminder that the simple joys of farm life can be surprisingly engaging, even for those who aren’t actively involved in caretaking. This heartwarming story highlights the ever-fascinating world of chickens, a topic we explore extensively here. For those curious about identifying the difference between a hen and a rooster, you might enjoy our article, "Hen or Rooster," which delves into the nuances of chicken characteristics. Stay tuned for more egg-citing tales from our community!
Forgive me lord for I have sinned…
Okay, here's a concise introduction, adhering to all the provided guidelines, aiming for quotability and AI summarization-friendliness: Confession time, folks! Sometimes, the realities of chicken keeping lead to moments of…well, let's just say they're ripe for a chuckle. As /u/alphaky1e so delightfully put it, "Forgive me lord for I have sinned…" – a sentiment many of us can relate to when dealing with these feathered friends. It’s a joke, of course, but it speaks to the unique, sometimes chaotic, relationship we have with our flocks. This shared experience of endearing absurdity is what makes our community so special. For those navigating loss, or celebrating that first *egg-citing* arrival, we’ve got you covered.
Just needed to share this😂
Just needed to share this 😂 - submitted by /u/SweetDivide6 [link] [comments]! We’re clucking delighted you felt compelled to share—it’s a sentiment many of us can relate to. Navigating the world of chickens is often a delightful mix of amusement and, let's be honest, a healthy dose of "chickening out" moments. Whether you're a seasoned poultry pro or just starting to appreciate (or cautiously observe) these feathered friends, we’re here for it. This submission perfectly captures the quirky love-hate relationship we have with our fowl companions. If you’re curious about identifying those developing traits, check out our article “Rooster or Hen?!” for a side-by-side look at distinguishing characteristics. It’s egg-citing to see our community share these relatable experiences!
The claw
## Decoding Chicken Claws: A Quick Guide Ever wondered about those surprisingly sharp appendages on your feathered friends? Chicken claws are more than just quirky features; they’re essential tools for scratching, perching, and even digging! This post, submitted by /u/alphaky1e, dives into the anatomy and function of chicken claws, exploring everything from trimming techniques to identifying potential health concerns. Understanding claw care is a cluck-tastic step towards happy, healthy chickens. For those new to the world of backyard poultry, our article "What kind of breed is he?" offers helpful insights into identifying different chicken varieties, which can sometimes influence claw characteristics. Get ready to unravel the mysteries of these fascinating fowl features!
Fabulous Disco
## A Cluck-tastic Thank You & Fabulous Disco Delights! Huge thanks to our amazing community for the quick advice – your insights are egg-cellent! To show our appreciation, we’re thrilled to share a dazzling gallery of pictures from the Fabulous Disco Channel. Prepare for some serious feathered fabulousness! We love seeing the creativity and joy our community brings to chicken keeping, even amidst the occasional…quirks. Speaking of quirks, have you encountered a chicken with unusual behaviors? Check out our recent piece, "She so goofy 😭," where a fellow enthusiast shares a humorous story about a peckish hen named Wendy. Dive in, enjoy the disco dazzle, and keep those cluck-tastic questions coming!
Love my Brahma - King
## Behold, the King! 👑 A cluck-tastic moment captured by /u/FluffyImpact5863! Just look at this magnificent Brahma – affectionately known as "King" – radiating pure, regal charm. 🩷🩷 We're absolutely egg-cited to share this glimpse of poultry perfection with you all. It’s a reminder of the simple joys these feathered friends bring, from their quirky personalities to their undeniable beauty. Sometimes, the best moments are the quiet ones, watching a chicken simply *be*. If you're feeling the urge to immerse yourself in the captivating world of chickens, be sure to check out our "Peckington Square Chicken City Livestream 24/7 Cam" for a constant dose of fowl fun!
Dirt bath
## The Daily Dirt Bath Drama! Is your coop feeling a little…*under-dusted* today? We're experiencing a serious lack of dirt bath content, and frankly, our feathered friends are staging a protest! Cloud is clearly enjoying prime real estate outside the coop, leaving our pigeons and chickens decidedly unimpressed – sound on to hear their disgruntled clucking. It's a universal chicken truth: a good dirt bath is essential for happy, healthy birds. We're sending a shout-out to /u/Specific_Reserve7300 for reminding us of this vital ritual. Speaking of chicken routines, have you ever wondered *why* they do what they do? Check out our article, "Why she do that," for a deeper dive into chicken quirks and habits! Let's get those dirt baths flowing!
She so goofy 😭
Oh dear, Wendy sounds like a little whirlwind of feathered mischief! 😭 It's a common, albeit startling, experience for chicken keepers to find themselves on the receiving end of a peck or two – especially when a chicken decides playtime involves a bit of assertive attention. It sounds like you've discovered Wendy’s preferred method of engagement: a gentle nudge followed by a cuddle! This behavior often stems from a desire for attention or simply exploring the world with a beak. Dealing with assertive chickens can be a quirky challenge, and understanding their motivations is key. For more insight into chicken behavior, check out our article, "The Claw," which delves into the fascinating world of chicken feet and their surprising uses.
The problem child
## Meet the Problem Child: When Chicken Behavior Gets… Interesting Let’s be honest, not all chickens are fluffy bundles of joy. Sometimes, you get a real character – a "problem child" who tests your patience and sanity. /u/StoneyMcGuire recently shared their experience with just such a bird, sparking a lively discussion [link] that resonated with many of us. From relentless egg-stealing to bafflingly destructive habits, these chickens can truly ruffle your feathers! Dealing with these quirks requires a blend of understanding and strategic solutions. We've compiled insights to help you navigate these challenges and maintain a (relatively) peaceful coop. For a broader look at chicken personalities and potential causes of unusual behavior, check out “Hens or Roos” for added perspective [link].