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Alektorophobia keeps chickens in one place: 3923 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Our Egg-citing Mystery: Help Identify This Cluck-tastic Mixed Flock”, “Our flock abandoned the new barn for old feed bins: classic fowl play”, and “The silkie who stares into your soul and steals your sweater”. So, you've inherited a delightful flock of feathered friends, but their backgrounds remain a mystery! Yesterday was quite the adventure as we moved our feathered friends into a bigger barn, and they’ve officially declared their favorite nesting spot! Chickens. Everything there is to know about chickens and the fear of them. The list below is every chickens story on Alektorophobia, newest first.
Our Egg-citing Mystery: Help Identify This Cluck-tastic Mixed Flock
So, you've inherited a delightful flock of feathered friends, but their backgrounds remain a mystery! Don't worry; you're not alone in this quirky chicken conundrum. With a charming mix of personalities, your chickens are sure to keep you entertained and perhaps a little perplexed. You have a white chicken that lays pristine white eggs, a beauty that adds a touch of elegance to your brunch table. Then there's the magical hen that produces blue and green eggs—talk about egg-citing surprises! The rest of your crew contributes light brown eggs, offering a classic touch to your chicken adventure. Plus, those wild chickens that decided to crash the party? They just add to the fun! Let’s dive into the wonderful world of your feathered companions!
Our flock abandoned the new barn for old feed bins: classic fowl play
Yesterday was quite the adventure as we moved our feathered friends into a bigger barn, and they’ve officially declared their favorite nesting spot! Instead of the cozy, designated nesting boxes we set up, our clever cluckers have collectively decided that the old feeding bins are the prime real estate for laying their eggs. Who knew chickens could be so picky—or so quirky? Watching them hop in and out of those bins is like witnessing a delightful game of chicken Tetris! It’s a reminder that our feathered friends have a mind of their own, and sometimes, their choices are as amusing as they are unexpected. Join us in celebrating this cluck-tastic nesting decision and share your own chicken antics!
The silkie who stares into your soul and steals your sweater
Meet Cindy the silkie, a one-of-a-kind feathered friend who has captured my heart in the most delightful way! With her mesmerizing gaze that holds steady as she looks me in the eye, it’s as if she knows all my secrets. This chill and patient hen has even made appearances in schools, where her calm demeanor and love for snuggling in my coat or sweaters have charmed everyone she meets. Unlike most chickens, Cindy has never pecked anyone, showcasing her gentle nature. I often wonder what makes her so wonderfully serene and awesome. Lately, I've been toying with the idea of letting her hatch some eggs. Who knows what adorable little fluff balls might emerge from this remarkable hen?
Our cluck-tastic new run is finally egg-citingly… mostly done!
After a whirlwind of busy workdays and a temporary janky setup, we’re thrilled to announce that our chicken run is finally (mostly) finished! As first-time chicken owners, this journey has been a delightful learning experience, filled with laughter and a few surprises along the way. We set aside some dedicated days to bring our vision to life, and we’re feeling pretty proud of our feathered friends’ new digs. To top it all off, all six of our gals laid an egg on their first day in the new run—talk about an egg-citing success!
Back by cluck-ular demand: your chickens get the sequel art they deserve
Hey everyone! I’m back with some cluck-tastic news about "I’ll Paint Your Chicken: The Sequel"! Life threw a few feathers my way, causing a bit of a delay, but I’m excited to share that I’ve completed two paintings and am halfway through a third. Thank you for all the delightful chicken photos you sent my way! I’ll be sifting through DMs soon to select another feathered friend for a painting. If you missed my last post and want your chicken to join the fun, feel free to share your favorite chicken snapshots here! I plan to paint a total of six chickens, so let’s keep the egg-citement going! Cheers to our feathered friends and the joy they bring!
My Hen Got Rooster'd: How I'm Helping Her Feathers & Eyes
Oh no! It sounds like you’re dealing with quite the cluck-tastrophe in your coop! Ruffled feathers and a rooster gone rogue can be a real worry, especially when it comes to the well-being of your feathered friends. It’s great that you’ve separated the two and are actively caring for your hen. Using Vetericyn and Blue Kote is a solid start to help her heal. Since she’s staying hydrated, that’s a good sign! However, her not eating much and still being a bit wobbly is concerning. You’re not alone in this; many chicken keepers have faced similar situations! Let’s rally together and share tips and support to help your hen get back on her feet—literally!
Mom's incubator just hatched a fowl-zombie apocalypse: and I'm clucking scared.
My mom has truly lost her mind—she's incubating a delightful mix of feathered wonders that any chicken lover would cluck about! In her latest batch, you'll find a dozen adorable Salmon Faverolles cozied up in the incubator, ready to charm anyone who lays eyes on them. But that’s just the beginning! She’s also nurturing four zombies 🧟♂️ (yes, you read that right), six Dark Brahmas, six Silver Deathlayers, and six Golden Deathlayers—talk about a poultry party! To top it off, there are four Ayam Cemani and a few extra Copper Marans filling the extra space. It’s a cluck-tastic variety that’s bound to bring joy and a sprinkle of madness to our coop! Come join the fun and see what hatches!
My Silkies Came from the Reject Pile but They're Pure Gold
Have you ever welcomed a bunch of feathered friends into your coop only to wonder if they might be the “rejects” of the chicken world? That’s exactly what happened to our friend from Reddit, who’s been caring for a few adorable silkies. Despite their questionable poof and peculiar feathering—one even sporting mostly regular feathers with just a hint of fluff—these little ones have stolen her heart with their sweet, gentle nature. It seems like these charming fluff balls just can’t be mean! But, the big question remains: are they possibly inbred? If you’re a silkie expert or just a fellow chicken lover, join the conversation and share your insights on these delightful yet quirky birds!
Egg-citing Mystery: A Coop Full of Feathered Friends, Zero Labels
Oh no, the dreaded fate of mystery pullets! It sounds like you’re facing a feathered puzzle after your hubs tossed out the box with their breeds—talk about a cluck-tastrophe! Fear not, chicken enthusiast! You’ve got a delightful mix of girls on your hands, and we’re here to help you crack the case. With one being an Easter Egger (EE) and another as a seafoam green egger, you’re already off to a colorful start. But what about the rest of your feathery friends? Let’s dive into the world of pullet identification together! Share any distinctive features you’ve noticed, and let’s see if we can match them to their breeds. Your chicken journey just got egg-citing!
Why do my feathered friends keep cracking their own eggs?
Have you ever caught your feathered friends pecking at their own eggs and wondered what on earth could be going on? It’s a puzzling behavior that can leave chicken enthusiasts scratching their heads. While it might seem like fowl play, there are a few reasons behind this quirky action. From instinctual behaviors to potential nutritional deficiencies, pecking at eggs can indicate underlying issues that every chicken keeper should be aware of. Whether your chickens are just curious or trying to communicate something important, understanding this behavior can help ensure the well-being of your flock. Let’s crack this mystery wide open and explore the reasons behind why your chickens might be engaging in this egg-pecking escapade!
Chicken Sitting Is Egg-citing Until They Decide to Nest in Your Hair
Are you ready to take the plunge into the cluck-tastic world of chicken sitting? If you're like our friend, u/LotusElizabeth, you might find yourself embracing the delightful chaos of caring for feathered friends for the very first time! Chicken sitting can be an egg-citing adventure filled with quirky personalities, unexpected antics, and the occasional moment of “Did that just happen?” From ensuring your feathery companions are well-fed to mastering the art of chicken communication, this experience is sure to tickle your funny bone while building your confidence. Whether you're a seasoned chicken enthusiast or just chickening out, this guide will help you navigate the whimsical journey of chicken sitting with laughter and plenty of love. Buckle up for a fowl-filled adventure!
Franchesca's daily grass-cigar habit is fowl play at its finest
After a long day filled with clucks and chaos, my feathered friend Franchesca has a unique way of unwinding—by puffing on her favorite piece of grass, which I affectionately call her "cigar." It's a whimsical ritual; no matter how many times I pluck it away, she always manages to find another one. Watching her strut around with that green delicacy is like observing a quirky chicken version of a laid-back lounge act. Her antics remind me that even in the midst of chaos, there's always room for a little humor and relaxation. Whether she’s clucking contentedly or strutting her stuff, Franchesca certainly knows how to embrace life—one "cigar" at a time!
Clucking hell, 2017, we're still scared of our own eggs
In 2017, the whimsical world of chickens took center stage in a delightful submission by /u/bohiko. This engaging piece captures the quirky love-hate relationship many have with these feathered friends. With a blend of humor and relatable anecdotes, the author explores the fascinating yet sometimes chaotic life of chicken ownership. From heartwarming moments to the occasional fowl play, readers are invited to embrace the madness and joy of raising chickens. Whether you're a seasoned farmer or simply intrigued by these clucking companions, this submission promises to entertain and enlighten. Join the conversation and discover why chickens can be both a source of laughter and a surprising adventure in everyday life. Check out the link for comments and insights from fellow chicken enthusiasts!
Tendie Led the Charge: Chicken Trust Finally Egg-citingly Working
What an egg-citing moment in the chicken coop! For the first time since welcoming my feathered friends into my life, they actually ran over to me—talk about a cluck-tastic breakthrough! I’ve been diligently following the fantastic advice shared in my previous thread about building a bond with my chickens, and it’s finally paying off. Last night, as I stepped outside and greeted them, I was delighted to see them scurry over to the nearest corner, with Tendra (or Tendie, as I like to call her) leading the charge. Marco followed closely, while Vanillope, true to her cautious nature, hung back a bit. A huge thank you to everyone who offered their wisdom—it’s a joy to see our community thrive together!
So mean to Dino, then she bribes me with an egg
It’s a cluck-tastic day in the backyard! Dino, my beloved retired hen, has officially moved into her very own garage abode after being bullied out of the flock—poor girl! It seems that her age and quirky charm didn't sit well with the others, but fear not; she’s found a cozy spot to enjoy her golden years. To top it all off, Dino surprised us all by laying an egg today! Who knew retirement could be so egg-citing? This unexpected turn of events has turned an ordinary day into a memorable milestone for both Dino and me. Join me in celebrating this feathered friend’s new chapter and the delightful surprises that come with it!
Who Left the Coop Door Open on That Breed Box?
Hey chicken lovers! 🐔 It seems our friend Dizzy_Vacation3280 is in a bit of a cluck-tastrophe! Their hubs accidentally tossed out the box containing the breeds of their precious pullets, leaving them scratching their heads. 😩 While they’ve identified one as an Easter Egger and another as a seafoam green egger (which is egg-citing!), they’re still puzzled about the rest of their feathered friends. If you have any insights on what these charming girls might look like, now’s the time to lend a helping wing! Let’s come together as a community to solve this fowl mystery, and help Dizzy celebrate their quirky flock. Share your thoughts and let’s get those pullet identities sorted out!
Saved from the Drink: My Lucky Hen's Late Night Barrel Rescue
Last night was anything but ordinary in my backyard chicken kingdom! As dusk settled in, my feathered friends erupted into a cacophony of clucks and squawks, signaling that something was amiss. Curious and a bit concerned, I ventured out to investigate and discovered one of my hens was missing. After a mini treasure hunt, I found her cozied up in a half-full rain barrel, utterly exhausted and too weak to make a fuss. Thankfully, she spent the night basking under the warmth of a heat lamp, and she’s already bouncing back! What struck me most was how the other chickens raised the alarm, showcasing their quirky camaraderie. It’s moments like these that remind me of the incredible bonds we share with our feathered friends!
Back in the Brooder: Speckled Sussex Are Outgrowing My Tote Already
Hey there, fellow chicken enthusiast! It sounds like you’ve got quite a cluck-tastic adventure on your hands with your speckled Sussex chicks! Raising them can be a bit of a wild ride, especially after a two-year break. Your concerns about their current 3x2 ft tote being too snug for four growing chicks are valid—space is key for those little feathered friends! As for the weather in southwest PA, it’s definitely a rollercoaster, so you might want to consider running that heat lamp out to the coop. Just make sure it’s secure and provides enough warmth to keep them cozy on those chilly nights. Let’s dive into some advice to help your babies thrive as they feather out!
From Tiny Chick to Tail-Feathers: Our Dollar Rooster's Epic Glow-Up
¡Cluck-tastic news from the coop! Today, I’m thrilled to share the incredible journey of my beloved Kentucky rooster, who has transformed from a tiny chick into a magnificent feathered friend over the past six months. When he arrived at our home, he was just a week old and cost a mere dollar—who knew such a small investment could lead to such big surprises? Watching him grow has been nothing short of egg-citing! From his awkward first steps to his confident crowing, every moment has been filled with laughter and joy. Join me as I celebrate his progress and the delightful quirks that make him such a cherished member of our flock. You won't want to miss this poultry adventure!
Just hatched hope: my home-girl's first egg is egg-citing and terrifying.
Cluck-tastic news, everyone! One of my home-hatched feathered friends has officially entered the egg-laying club! Yes, you heard it right—my young hen has just laid her very first egg! It’s an egg-citing milestone that brings a mix of joy and a sprinkle of disbelief. Watching her grow from a tiny chick to a proud layer has been a delightful journey filled with quirky moments and a few clucking challenges. This little lady has certainly ruffled my feathers in the best way possible! Join me in celebrating this egg-squisite achievement and share in the joy (and maybe the nervous giggles) that come with the wonderful world of chickens. Check out the comments for more fun and stories from fellow chicken enthusiasts!
Meet Lexi, the chicken who's mastered the art of fowl eye contact
There's something genuinely mesmerizing about a chicken who's decided eye contact is her love language. Meet Lexi, submitted by the brilliant /u/HTD_Bros, and honestly? She's already got me beat. I can't hold a stare that long without giggling or looking away, but Lexi? She's locked in. It's equal parts impressive and slightly unnerving, which is basically the chicken experience in a nutshell. You've got to respect a bird who owns the room without clucking a single word. If you're new to the feathered friend fandom, this is the perfect cluck-tastic entry point. And hey, if you're curious about other poultry puzzles, our piece on those velvety mystery feathers is a fun little rabbit hole to scratch. Lexi's the boss here, though. No contest.
Bluebells and Polish hens have me completely cluck-crazy
After five delightful years with my charming silkies, I recently decided to spread my wings and explore the fantastic world of chicken breeds! Enter the Prairie Bluebells and Polish “chicks” — oh, how I’m absolutely obsessed! These feathered friends bring a whole new level of cluck-tastic joy to my backyard. Prairie Bluebells, with their stunning plumage and friendly personalities, are simply irresistible. And let’s not forget the Polish breed, flaunting their quirky hairdos that make them the divas of the coop! My journey into the realm of these delightful breeds has been filled with egg-citing discoveries and a few hilarious moments. Join me as I navigate this delightful adventure, one peck at a time!
When a chicken runs, those wings are pure butterfly energy
Have you ever noticed how chicken wings can resemble delicate butterfly wings? 🦋 It’s a whimsical thought that combines our love for these feathered friends with a dash of culinary creativity! Submitted by the ever-curious /u/isabelasanctuary, this delightful observation invites us to appreciate the beauty in our favorite comfort food. Imagine biting into a crispy, flavorful wing, and suddenly being transported into a world where chickens take flight in vibrant colors and graceful patterns. It’s a fun, light-hearted perspective that not only celebrates the deliciousness of chicken wings but also highlights the quirky charm of chickens themselves. Join the conversation and share your thoughts on this cluck-tastic connection! Check out the comments for more laughter and chicken-inspired musings.
New Flock Members Have Arrived and I'm Already Chickening Out
Exciting news is clucking in the coop! Our flock has just welcomed some delightful new additions that are sure to ruffle a few feathers and bring joy to our chicken-loving community. Whether you're a seasoned poultry pro or just dipping your toes into the world of feathered friends, there's always something egg-citing about expanding your flock. These newcomers promise to add a fresh dash of personality and charm to our already vibrant family. Join us as we share the joy, quirks, and maybe a bit of fowl play that comes with welcoming these charming little cluckers. Let’s dive into the delightful details that make our flock even more fabulous!